Social Media, Self-Censorship, and Sofia Vergara

Beginning this Saturday, BIG changes are coming to the IWS Radio website...

But for more information, you will have to look us up Saturday as we pimp out our Sunday radio show...

Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU!!

Make sure to check back here tomorrow for details and local listings for IWS Radio's presentation of Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU!!

This show is going to be hotter than Sofia Vergara, and let me tell ya...That's a huge claim!!

Celebrity Sex Tapes We Want To See

Holaaaaaaaaa all you celebrity loving perverts out there! One of the truly great things about modern American culture is celebrity sex tapes. Oh don’t sit there and act like you haven’t watch any of them cause you know you have. You watched Pam and Tommy Lee. You watched Paris Hilton and That Dude she did one with. You watched Kim Kardashian’s super boring sex tape too. You love celebrity sex tapes!

Since everyone loves them, I thought I would do a list of celebrity sex tapes we ALL want to see happen. Here are some sex tapes that would be HUGE and make a lot of money…

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello: Sofia and Joe are the current “It Couple” and let’s face it, we’re all jealous of these two. I mean, being this hot and dating each other should be illegal. The sex tape would be must see though!

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne: Their relationship didn’t last long because nothing this hot can burn forever. We can be pretty sure that it was intense, sexy and weird. There really isn’t any doubt there’s a sex tape of these two going at it somewhere. Just go ahead and release it ladies.

John McCain and Lindsay Graham: John and Lindsey are the hottest power couple in Washington. They can’t seem to keep their hands off each other! It’s really heartwarming the way they are always there to support and defend each other. That’s the way lovers should be!

The Victoria’s Secret Models: All of them. Naked. Having a big old supermodel orgy. Hey! Some of these for you … Some are for me.

Sarah Palin: All by herself making love to the only person on the face of the Earth she truly loves and cares about.

Abe Vigoda and Betty White: America’s grandpa and America’s sweetheart! This will be the longest sex tape ever because they fall asleep a few minutes in for a long nap then wake up, pee and then finish. It’s very touching.

Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson and Jayman: A world famous internet radio star and two of the biggest movie stars in the world in a hot, sexy three-way that obviously never happened and never will. But damn, what a blockbuster this would be, right? The media would never get enough of this one.

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IWS Person of the Week...YOU, The IWS Radio Listener

Sometimes, there's a person or persons who make one’s life complete.  Who mean everything to said person whose life is being completed by another or others…or something like that.

And oft times, the person or persons who is and/or are completing one’s said life, is nobody famous, rich, or otherwise well-connected.

Sometimes?

Everyday people make a big difference in the lives of people and here at IWS Radio, that is how we feel about you; the people who read us everyday and listen to us every week.

And that is why, you are our IWS Persons of the Week.

When you listen to us on IWS Radio, we of course can’t see you, but we think of you listening to us and looking like this…

Or this…

And of course, most of the ladies listening to us, of which we have many, think of Jay and Matt as looking like this...

Or think of Jay and Matt doing the show like this...

Of course some of our more perverted and experimental listeners think of Jay and Matt looking like this...

To us here at IWS Radio, it matters not who you are or how you look, it is just nice to know that we are able to entertain you and perhaps put a smile or two upon your face every week.

So here's to you IWS Radio readers and listeners, you are all the IWS Radio Person's of the Week.

And dig it...

We will be broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET, and once again we are a Blog Talk Radio Staff Pick of the Week!!

IKR?

Jay and Matt, along with Paul Piatt, Ma Tibbles, Dusty Sandman, and the Schmoop among others will be bringing on the heartache, because believe it or not, they have experienced rejection in their lives at some point.

They will also talk Scotland, NCAA Final Four action, and all the while take your calls at 661.244.9852.

To join the group therapy session LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today,

Click HERE!!

Phone Sex Babes are our Person(s) of the Week!

In honor of our "Candice the Phone Sex Girl" show that airs LIVE at 12 Noon ET today, here are some really HAWT babes who just love to talk to Matt-Man and Jayman on the phone ...

1. Megan Fox

2. Kate Upton

3. Kerry Washington

4. Sofia Vergara

5. Arianna Huffington

That's some serious phone sex hotness right there! Remember to join us at 12 Noon ET today to learn all about the phone sex industry!

The Beatles...Help!!

Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!

Today’s post?  Well, it’s not really funny.  I mean, most of the IWS posts do present a modicum of humor, but this one?

Not so much.

This post is, as we say in the blog and radio business, a “housekeeping” post, and well, a note to the BTR shows out there that think they can usurp our Number One standing…that it ain’t gonna happen too often.

Read me now and acknowledge it later, Jay and I have dedicated ourselves to becoming even more creative than we already are.

I know what you’re thinking, but no, it’s true!!  We can actually be funnier and more creative than we already are.

However, there is one thing that we need from you in order to carry out our successful trek down the path of creative nirvana.

YOU!!

That’s right…

Jayman and I have brought you Drew Peacock, Slyder Balzcock, Martin, Stubby Stonehenge, Bobby Craft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and other great, well-informed IWS characters, but we want more.  And doggone it, YOU deserve more.

Jay and I are well on our way to transforming IWS Radio from a devil-may-care internet hangout, into a bastion of must listen to radio, with a roundtable discussion much like the McLaughlin Group and an entertaining and electrifying Halloween dramedy, much akin to Orson Welles’, War of the Worlds.

Can we do it?  Yes we can!!  Can we do it?  We’re the Man!!  Er…men…whatever, and however…

We need your help.  Y’know?  Next month NPR stations will be kicking off their Fall Pledge Drives, and well, so are we here today.  However…

We aren’t asking for money, although that would be nice; we are asking for talent.

It takes a lot of time to talk back and forth with our many IWS correspondents, so perhaps, you would like to become one yourself.

We love what we do, but let me tell ya…

Jay and I aren’t no young dudes, and even with the uber-lovely Schmoop and hot as hell Jamie helpin’ out, it ain’t no Ferris Wheel ride.

So c’mon…Write a post for us.  Tell us something funny.  Record a new character who we could bring into our show.

It’s free and easy, just like your hosts. (Take that Doc Thompson)

If you have an idea for a show, a new character, would like to record something, or tell us to fuck off, let us know.

We would love to hear from you, well…not so much the fucking off part, if that’s your shtick.

So that’s it for now, but let me tell you…

Our newish correspondents, Drew Peacock and Malcolm Eckstein lit the world on fire yesterday on IWS Radio.  Thousands laughed, and thousands were offended.  A perfect mix.

And folks, to listen to all of that frivolity that you missed, you can click on the player below.  Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Dusty Sandman, and Malcolm Eckstein rocked the house.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Sometimes Ya Got Nothing...And Everything!!

Cheeeeeeers!!  Post-St. Patrick’s Day Matt-Man here…

Hey…I have a question for you all.  Have you ever fallen asleep at you’re your computer at say, 10:30 at night when you are supposed to have something up on your website by midnight?

No…Well I have!!  And that happened to me last night…go figure, right?

So, I wake up 7:30 this morning and I…gots…nothin’.

So I say to myself…”Hey the Irish had their day yesterday, let’s give the Colombians and the British their day today.”  So Here I go…

Brilliant right?  Hell yes it is and thank you, this concludes my post.

Ohhhhhhhh okay…I really don’t have anything, so let’s talk about yesterday’s IWS Radio Show which was AWESOME!!

Jayman and I launched our new two hour format, and by golly, we filled 1 hour and 58 minutes of it.  Not too bad for our first foray into a long show.

In addition to Jay and I being our typical charming and witty selves, we had laughter, music, and entertainment galore!!

We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day and all things Ireland as only IWS Radio can.

We had music from The Cranberries, The Irish Rovers, Denis Leary, and many others.

We called out and got LIVE, on the street reports of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities, from Billy the Kid who was tending the Beer Mine, and my brother Marty who was setting up for his band’s gig at the Buckeye Club here in Bagwine, Ohio!!  Those two provided us and everyone with some good radio right there.

Kirk Douglas gave a very impassioned weather report.  We drooled uncontrollably as we listened to a piece from the Dick Morris political file.  And we had local Redneckville news covered with a straightforward report by Dixie Ozark on chickens gone bad.

We talked Pope Francis, CPAC, and St. Patrick’s Day plans.  And in addition…

Joshua revealed the low down happenings in Hollywood, Paul Piatt read some very moving and uplifting Irish poetry, Slyder Balzcock reported on the All-Ireland Hurling Finals, and our very own Buddy Acapella sang Lily the Pink.

Folks, you need to listen to this show, because you won’t find funnier shows this on Cable TV.

Thanks to those of you listened LIVE and if you’d like to listen to the show in archives you can click on the IWS Funny Machine right c’here…

Cheers!!
Matt-Man
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Jayman is Fascinating

Hola Y’all! While I’m off enjoying Super Happy Margarita Night here in the Jewel of the Midwest, here’s another fun meme to keep you entertained.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Not a real cop.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I don’t ride roller coasters.


3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
Years and years and years ago.


4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Well, you know that I *AM* the world’s greatest cuddler.


5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Definitely.  I’ve seen lots of ‘em.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Sometimes, I guess.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
I have no doubt whatsoever.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Team Aniston

9. Do you stay friends with your exes?
Kinda

10. Do you know how to play poker?
I know the basic rules and idea behind Texas Hold-Em, but I’m not very good at it.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Cocaine is a hellova drug.

12. What's your favorite commercial?
It’s an old one but “I LIKE TACOS!”

13. What are you allergic to?
Mangos and success.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No, ‘cause you know there is a cop pretty close and he'll nail me.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
More than one.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Niether. OH GOD I HATE THEM BOTH AND THEIR FAN BASES SO MUCH!

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes, a long, loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
About half the time.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
During our Lesbian Celebration show.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Hey Jude
Revolution
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Dear Prudence
Get Back

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
Holy crap those margaritas are good!

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
No, but I've known a few Barbies who lived in the Ghetto

23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes, always.

24. What cell service do you use?
Net 10 cause I’m fancy like that.

25. Do you like Sushi?
No, cause my sister tried to use it to kill me once.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes

27. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. Sexy, right?

28. Been caught stealing?
Caught? No.

29. What shoe size do you have?
12.5 or 13.

30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes, but I'm trying to get past that. It’s bad to hate.

31. Classic Rock or Rap?
I love and hate both of them.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Sofia Vergara

Or, Zhang Ziyi

33. Favorite Song?
There’s no way to come up with ONE favorite song.

34. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?
Haven’t we all?

35. What food do you find disgusting?
Mayonnaise

36. Do you sing in the shower?
Not usually.

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
Many times, in fact I’d be willing to play with many of you right now.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No more than you have.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes.


Woo-Hoo! Another fascinating trip to Jaymanville!

Jayman
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First Annual Babe Draft for Babe of the Week

In honor of this being NFL Draft weekend, the staff at IWS Media decided to hold our own special draft for Babe of the Week. Matt-Man and Jayman will draft their favorite celebrity babes.

The 2012 IWS Babe Draft is underway; Matt-Man is on the clock.

With my first pick, over which I thought LONG and HARD...well...at least hard, I chose a woman whose beauty transcends the space time continuum.  An actress with classic beauty who has appeared in movies such as Lost in Translation, The Avengers, and Iron Man 2...Mizz Scarlett Johannson

With is first pick, Jayman selects: Sofia Vergara! Sofia is best known as one of the stars of ABC’s hit comedy Modern Family, but she has been around for years. She is funny, smart and exotic and much, MUCH hotter today at almost 40 than she was in her 20’s!

Jayman made a great call there, and in order to counter Sofia's hotness, I am going with a babe who is not only hot, but smart as hell as well.  Adding a little color and a whole lot of "Oh Baby" to my selections, I pick MSNBC's own Tamron Hall!!

With his second pick, Jayman selects: Penelope Cruz! Penelope is an Academy Award winning actress who can also sing and dance. She speaks (more or less) five languages, is smart, driven and smoldering hot.

Most people think that I can't make the play for the Latina chick....Ho, ho,ho, and ole my friends.  With my third pick of this smoldering draft, I choose the Colombian babe who is an international music sensation and plays, guitar, harmonica, drums, and has an IQ of 140...Shakira!!

With his third pick, Jayman selects: Rashida Jones! Just because Matt-Man doesn’t know who Rashida is, doesn’t mean she isn’t a star. One of the stars of The Office and Parks and Recreation is the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Liption, so she comes by her combination of beauty and talent honestly.

I didn't know who Rashida Jones was, but oh yeah I do now, and I finish my draft selections with a similar pick.  Few here in the States know who she is, but she is Iranian born model and current Queen of all things Danish, Heidi Zadeh.  I would love to make a humus and havarti sandwich out of her...

With his fourth and final pick, Jayman selects: Jamie Chung! Probably a surprising pick, but Jamie is an up and coming star. She was first introduced to us on MTV’s Real World: San Diego. Since those days Jamie has done several TV shows and movies such as Sucker Punch. She currently has four movies in production and she is every bit as sweet and intelligent (she studied economics at Cal-Riverside) as she is sexy.

And there you have it.  The Official IWS Babe Draft of 2012!!

Make sure to catch us on Blog Talk Radio today, live at Noon ET as we celebrate Prom!!  We will talk all things Prom-Related, and there may be a few surprises, so join us live at Noon ET.

To hook up with us, simply click on our Blog Talk Radio link HERE.

Cheers and Hola!!

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Why Latinas Rock

Hola Amigos and Amigas! Earlier this week we had a couple of great discussions here on the blog. First, I explained to the world why Asian Chicks Rule. Then Dim did his best to tell us why he loves White Chicks. Well, today I’m here to sing the praises of Latinas!

Here’s why Latinas rock:

They Can Dance:  I got news for you guys. Shakira and Jennifer Lopez are the rule and not the exception when it comes to Latin babes. These girls were born shimmying. Have you ever noticed how they can shake their hips AND NOTHING ELSE? These are the kinds of things I notice often.  And let me tell, that kind of rhythm, flexibility and high energy is very exciting.

They Can Cook:  Latin food is the BOMB! I’m not talking about the bastardized Mexican or Latin foods you find in the US. Or even that “Southwestern” crap. I’m talking about the real stuff. And once you have real Latin food, you don’t bother with the fake crap anymore. I have a friend who told her mother that she at Mexican food every day for a week. Her mother asked “Who could eat Mexican food every single day?” Her reply was “Mexicans?” Ha! Yeah, Mexicans and me!

They’re Feisty. Latinas don’t put up with our shit. Once they’ve had enough, they let you know loudly and forcefully. They stomp around the house. They yell. They scream. They kick things. They yell at you in Spanish. They yell at you in English. They mix English and Spanish. And you know what? THAT is very exciting too.

They’re Exotic and Voluptuous: Latinas come in many different shades and sizes. They can range from very petite to very curvaceous. They, like Asians, have beautiful dark hair and smoldering dark eyes. But, Latinas usually have some junk in the trunk. And let me tell ya, they know how to work it! Just watching Latinas walking around, giggling and shaking, is almost more than I can take.  

They’re Friendly and Outgoing: Latinas have a great sense of humor and are very funny. In fact, they probably lead the world in unintentional funniness. Maybe it’s the way they say things, but sometimes even when they’re not trying they just crack me up. Also, they’re very accepting of everyone not snobbish at all. They consider everyone their friend until proven otherwise. On top of that, they’re always ready for a good social outing where they can talk, eat, dance and just be themselves and have a good time. Their great attitude towards life and general friendliness usually makes them the life of the party.

So, as you can see, when talking about awesome chicks, you can hardly go wrong with Latinas. They are the perfect combination of hotness, smarts and personality. And, anytime you go to any kind of social gathering and see some Latinas there, you know it’s gonna be a fun night! Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Jayman
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In other news, what would cause a smoking hawt, young Jewish girl to feel the need to duck into a closet and call into the “Hoodies and Skittles” episode of I’m With Stupid? Could it have been our discussion of Geraldo Rivera’s idiocy? How ‘bout Matt-Man’s impressions of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Or was it our clever and witty “Molotov Mocktails?”

Well, you’ll just have to listen to the EPIC show from Wednesday and find out!

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