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Showing posts with label IWS Person of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IWS Person of the Week. Show all posts

Sunday, May 24, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: Those Known But To God

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to all, and in honor of those who paid the infinite price for defending this great nation of ours, IWS Radio salutes America's fallen heroes as our IWS Persons of the Week.

We would also like to send a special shout-out to those brave nameless and faceless fallen soldiers known but to God...


Please take a moment over the next couple of days to remember the ultimate sacrifice some of our finest have made.

And don't forget Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang will be broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET and celebrating all things Memorial Day.

They will be honoring the fallen, discussing their favorite war movies, and offering up scathing satire of people who commercialize Memorial Day through mattress sales, great car deals, and insanely bad "patriotic" music.

And, as IWS is a laid-back comedy show, fun will be had as well as our correspondents offer up some hilarious reports, and as Jay and Matt kick off the American Cook-Out Season 2015. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

So join Jay and Matt LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents...Make It A Memorial Day To Remember

To join the celebration LIVE, CLICK HERE!!

Sunday, April 26, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: Nobody!!

It's Sunday yet again folks and you know what that means. That's right!! Time for the IWS Person of the Week, and this week IWS Radio is proud to honorrrrrrrrrrr.....

Nobody!!

Yep folks, although Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio staff got together, thought long and hard, and yet...couldn't think of one damn person who deserved to be recognized this week. And can you blame them?

After all...Did even one single politician get behind a mic and and wax inspirationally or have a complete and utter mental meltdown? Nope...


Was there some type of earth shattering and salacious sex scandal that gave perverts a hard-on or made Evangelical Christians and Sean Hannity feign outrage!? Not even close...


Were there any feats of awesomeness from the world of sports this week? The IWS staff of umpires says "strike three"...


And lastly...did anyone of worldwide renown or uber-celebrity status bite the dust this week en route to meet his or her maker? Sadly, the Stygian ferryman Charon says no...


So there you have it.  This week nobody made the cut to be the IWS Person of the Week, and to all of you we say, "Let's pick your game up people. Swearing off meltdowns, abstaining from tawdry sexcapades, and not dying unexpectedly and/or tragically is no way to go through life,"

But fear not and cheer up folks, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

As denoted by the lack of a Person of the Week, it has been a thin week for news, so Jay and Matt are going to talk poetry, take a stroll down the IWS Radio Memory Lane, talk music, Jay's new found love for Frank Zappa, and most importantly take your phone calls at 661.244.9852. So...

Join Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS gang as they present: IWS Radio Isn't Dead, it Just Smells Funny

To join the hilarity LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET, click  Here!!
  

Sunday, April 12, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: The Lesser Known and Hourly Staff at IWS Radio

Happy Sunday to you all, and as you know, if it is Sunday, it's time for the IWS Person(s) of the Week...

Today, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are taking a look behind the scenes of the show and celebrating those lesser known shadows who truly make IWS Radio the rockin' talk show juggernaut that it is.

First up is Puddles...Jay and Matt do an intense show prep session every Tuesday at 5 PM, but they could not do it without their assistant Puddles, who finds the space and time that allow the dynamic duo to forge the magic that will be cast into the next show...


Of course, Jay and Matt could be the greatest thing since slice bread (which they are) but without a well-meaning, yet shark of a publicist, they would be nothing more than krill for the giants of the internet radio sea, and that is where the IWS publicist Kiki Shoutout comes in...


Publicity leads to buzz and buzz leads to money, but only if one has a top notch sales manager, and IWS Radio is fortunate enough to have Hank Bonner on board as our Executive VP of Sales. Hank is the brother of former WKRP in Cincinnati star Frank Bonner. Hank dresses better than Frank and actually returns our calls...


Lastly...Organization, ratings, and revenue are great but they would go quickly by the wayside if a show did not have a capable satellite truck driver and jose-of-all-trades on hand, and that is why we are very lucky to have Paco on hand and have been since day one. Sure, he makes laugh out loud jokes about his wages and steals fruit from the IWS commissary, but he is, and always will be, our amigo...


So there you have it...A look at some the less than stellar stars than shine less than brightly in the non-cornered offices of IWS Radio. We owe them all a modicum of gratitude. And...

Speaking of behind the scenes looks into the history, culture, and future of IWS Radio and successful podcasting, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are discussing just that LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Jay, Matt, and all of the IWS correspondents are going to chime in on how this mega-brand known as IWS Radio came to be. There will be laughter and guilt shared by all so join them LIVE TODAY and call in at 661.244.9852, as we go Behind the Scenes at IWS Radio...

To listen LIVE click HERE!!


Sunday, March 8, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: The Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyman!!

Happy Daylight Saving Time to one and all, and I hope you all set your clocks ahead one hour so you catch today's IWS Radio Show LIVE today at Noon Eastern Daylight Time, and with that out of the way...

As it is Sunday, you know that it's time for the IWS Person of the Week. And this week, we are honoring a man who is a living legend in the realm of comedy, entertainment, and social media; the Birthday Boy hizzelf, IWS Radio's very own, Jayman!!

Jayman is first and foremost a man that men want to be and the ladies want to be with...


When he is not exposing his Adonis like body for the world to worship, he sets the trends in both coolness and fashion...


As co-founder of IWS Radio World Media and Entertainment Group, Jay has met with the level of success that garners him favor to the most prestigious of invites where he sits with hot babes and ahead of lesser folk...


Even Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is astonished by the magical influence and power that surrounds the Jayman...


But Jayman has never let his success nor genius go to his head, as he is always available to talk to his friends and his fans.


So here's to IWS Radio's very own Jayman, our IWS Person of the Week, and this weekend's favorite Birthday Boy.

And to catch some of Jayman's comedic wizardry, join IWS Radio LIVE today from Noon-2 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio as Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they celebrate all things comedy as they present, Comedy: The Good, The Bad, and The Hacks.

There will be plenty of great comedy audio from your fave and least fave comics, some awful music, and perhaps a birthday shout-out or two.  All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852.  So join us LIVE today from Noon-2 PM EDT on IWS Radio.

To listen LIVE, click HERE!!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

IWS Person(s) of the Week...Famous and Beloved Oscars

Happy Sunday to all and welcome to the last damn Sunday of February 2015...Thanks God!! From Beantown to Bagwine to Redneckville...what a brutal month this has been. So here's to a soon good riddance to the cruel harlot of a month that February is.

But as it is Sunday, it is time for another installation of the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and this week as billions worldwide will be watching the Academy Awards this evening, what better way to celebrate than to celebrate famous Oscars as our Persons of the Week...

Our first honoree is none other than the flamboyant, pan-sexual wordsmith, and IWS fave, Oscar Wilde he or she self...


Mr. Wilde's writings put smiles upon the faces of many people. Oscars have a knack for making people smile, just like the jovial half of The Odd Couple, the devil-may-care, professional slob, one Mr. Oscar Madison...


The Oscar happiness effect is very evident in our next inductee, because you see...Men want to have a jumbo wiener and ladies are hot for a jumbo wiener as well, and who other than Oscar Mayer can satisfy both by bringing the Jumbo Wiener to the table...


Of course...Every rule has its exception, and the exception to the Oscar happiness effect is Seame's Street very own resident curmudgeon, yet oddly loyal IWS Radio fan, Oscar the Grouch...


But as it is the night when the red carpet is strewn and the celebrities of cinema have their big night, we would be remiss if we didn't include Mr. Academy Award himself...Oscar!!


So there you have it...A bevy of wonderful men named Oscar who are IWS Radio Person(s) of the Week.  Congrats all!!

And for more talk about tonight's Academy Awards, fave and least fave movies, and a celebration of Jumbo Wieners and all things cinematic...

Join Jay, Matt, and the award winning IWS Radio team LIVE TODAYfrom Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as they present their:  Movies and Oscars Night Extravaganza!! 

The show will be jam packed with their favorite clips, bad theme songs, good theme songs, and a hilariously sarcastic and jaded eye on the world that is Hollywood, so sit back, grab a Jumbo Wiener, and listen to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET.

To join the fun, CLICK HERE!! 
    

Sunday, February 8, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: Matt-Man Bitches!!

As always…If it’s Sunday, it’s time for the IWS Person of the Week, and this week boy howdy do we have something special planned for you.

Typically, we look outside of the inner-sanctum and cloistered halls of IWS Radio and look for someone who has made news in the world during the week.  But this week?

We have done a 180 with our necks, and looked within our very own staff, and we pronounce Matt-Man, who just turned 50, our IWS Radio Person of the Week

Matt-Man, while humble and gentile (and by that I mean he is GENTEEL, not that he is a non-Jew, although he is) has had a history of bringing the girls to the yard, and those lucky girls always remember their first time, and delight in it…


As skillful as he is with the ladies, Matt-Man also has the enate ability to appear considerate and act like he actually cares what you are talking about…


He really doesn't, but he does what he has to do in order for everyone that he meets to feel comfortable, unless of course…

You are one of those idiots who feels that flashing a Peace Sign is all the rage, and then?  Well…He is none to happy…

So here’s to IWS Radio’s very own Matt-Man…Long may he wave, or at least flounder with abandon in the sky, within the damp and cold of the February wind as he keeps an open-mind to new ideas...


Speaking of Matt-Man’s Birthday…He tore it up yesterday and today, IWS Radio will discuss hangovers, birthdays, and mid-life regrets as IWS Radio presents: Sunday Morning Coming Down Hard

Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang are going to celebrate birthdays and lend their compassion to more than a few hangovers.

So join Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

T o listen LIVE click HERE.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

IWS Person of the Week...Mitt Romney

Sunday as always, is Person of the Week day here on the IWS Radio website, and if there is one thing the staff and management here at IWS appreciate, is any person who holds on to his or her own dream like grim death, and attempts to keep it alive.

This week we honor such a person. A man who after two failed attempts to become President of the United States, is willing to stick his losing neck out there one last time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, our IWS Radio Person of the Week and close friend of the IWS Radio Show…Mr. Mitt Romney!!


See?  We here at IWS Radio know Mitt Romney to be a sweetheart and all-around nice guy, but some people who know nothing of him and his moral fiber, try to portray him as some type of Charles Dickens inspired villain…


We know better.  And we know that his third time running for President could be the charm, and as Mitt so accurately and eloquently describes his chances, he could be the next resident of the White House…


Anyway, and in spite of his problem with math, we are in full support of Mitt Romney, and hope he one day achieves his dream…and to those of you who say he should shut his whore mouth?

It’s falling upon our deaf ears because we love him, and obviously…He loves us…


And for more Shut Your Whore Mouth fun…Join Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as they present their Shut Your Whore Mouth n’ Such episode on IWS Radio.

Sarcasm and laughter will abound as Jay and Matt disparage every self-important blowhard, political pundit, celebrity, and person of every other walk of life that need to shut up and Shut Their Whore Mouth.

So join us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET.  To listen LIVE, you can click right HERE!!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: FOX and Friends Host Anna Kooiman

We’re only four days into 2015 and already we here at IWS Radio have a pretty good idea who will end up being Time Magazine’s Person of the Year for 2015.

She has brains, talent, sexiness, and above all, journalistic teeth unseen since the hey day of Woodward and Bernstein.  The assuredly future Time Magazine Person of the Year for 2015 is our IWS Person of the Week, none other than the brainy and beautiful Fox and Friends anchoress…

Anna Kooiman!!

Anna knows that when covering breaking news, sometimes one must sacrifice one’s own vanity and personal naughty bits in order to grab the dirty truth of a headline…


Ms. Kooiman is also multi-faceted in her coverage of the news, as she can display a variety of emotions…


Anna Kooiman is quite the athlete and fitness instructor as well, and keeps healthy by drinking plenty of water which enables her to cover the news 24/7…


First and foremost however…in spite of her beauty, intellect, and high-profile position, Anna isn't afraid to get her hands dirty in order to break the truth about international celebrities and political power brokers…


So here’s to Anna Kooiman, our IWS Person of the Week.  She’s a woman on the rise and a woman who cannot be out FOXed!!

For more great Anna Kooiman news and a penultimate celebration of National Trivia Day join Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio team as they broadcast LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Jay and Matt will be offering trivia questions and prizes to the audience along with recapping New Year’s Day, college and NFL football, and looking ahead to the Year of Jayman in 2015 as they engage in their Trivial Pursuit of Happiness show.

Be sure to check out the I’m With Stupid podcast! The #1 Comedy Show on Blog Talk Radio!


Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

Sunday, December 21, 2014

IWS Person of the Week: Santa Claus !!

Cheeeeeers…Happy Winter Solstice….and let’s get ready to get our Christmas Rumbllllllllllllle on!!

As it is Sunday once again and a mere four days prior to our world’s annual Christmas celebration, who is more qualified to personify and embody the holy, supernatural, and good-willed spirit of Christmas than this week’s IWS Person of the Week

Santa Claus!!

Nobody, that’s who.

Santa Claus being the shape shifter that he is, has been around for years in one form or another and once in awhile people have spoken of him as a creepy figure.  It’s an outrage!!  We here at IWS Radio know that among the millions who have sat upon his lap, the lap-sitters are typically far creepier than our beloved Santa Claus…

Many people think of Santa Claus as nothing more than a jolly old gift giving soul who hasn’t a care in life, but his job is incredibly hard.  He alone has to determine for the entire world over the course of year, those who have been naughty and those who have been nice.  More often than not, that can be a very time consuming and difficult job, yet other times, not so much…

Even though there are billions of people in this world, somehow Santa takes the time to investigate each of us individually, and determine if we are worthy of him providing us with his own personal package…

Santa can work his magic like no other and instantly tell if you have been good or bad, and decide if you are worthy of a Christmas gift, or in the case Jay and Matt, an entire Santa sack full of Christmas gifts.  So…


Here’s to Santa Claus, our IWS Person of the Week.

And…For more great Christmas fun and frivolity, join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Staff as they present two hours of laugh filled, music filled, and just plain Christmastime good will LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

The entire IWS Radio staff will be on hand to get you in the mood for Christmas like no else, as they celebrate the commercialized solemnity of the birth of the Holy Baby Jeebus during the, We Got Your Bells Jingling Right Here Baby episode of the IWS Radio Show.

To listen LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today click right HERE, and as always, call-us up and wish everyone a very Merry Christmas at 661.244.9852!!  

Sunday, December 7, 2014

IWS Person of the Week...Rev. Al Sharpton, the Prince of Peace!!

Sometimes, communities become divided…ego-driven rifts can develop between celebrities, and feuds between groups of people can develop and cause pain and suffering and tragically sometimes even violence.

When things like this happen a man of peace, of wisdom, and the power to heal hearts is needed, and nobody has answered that any longer nor done it any better than our IWS Person of the Week

The Rev. Al Sharpton.

When Rev. Sharpton ascends into the bully pulpit, one can immediately sense something righteous and supernatural about him…


And when Rev. Al is ready to call out proprietors of injustice using his powerful oratory of God-Given splendor, he let’s the evil doers have it…


And being a man of the cloth and a knight in shining armor to the downtrodden and forgotten shadows of humanity, the ladies dig him…


And while some call him a race peddler, a charlatan, or even an opportunistic hate-filled black man, we here at IWS Radio know that Rev. Al Sharpton loves everyone and has been placed here on Earth in order to bring the peace and end the feuding…


Congrats to Rev. Al, our IWS Person of the Week!!  And…

Speaking of ill-will, in fighting, and feuds, join the IWS Radio gang LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as we present the Celebrity Ugliness Negates True Sincerity episode.

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will be talking celebrity feuds, personal feuds, social media feuds, and family feuds.  It’s not a pleasant topic but it’s good to clear the air before the joyous season of Christmas swings into full gear.

So join us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET and call-in and get all of the angst and bitterness off of your chest.  To listen LIVE click HERE!!
  

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Bret Bielema and The Arkansas Razorbacks are the IWS Person of the Week!

IWS is PROUD to announce that our Person of the Week for this week is University of Arkansas head football coach Bret Bielema and his Arkansas Razorbacks!

Bret Bielema is brash ...


Bret Bielema is fashionable...


Bret Bielema is sexy as hell...


Well, not as sexy as his wife Jen ....


And Bret Bielema is a winner baby!


Hell yeah! Woo Pig Sooie!


Speaking of winners, and we were, don't forget to listen to Matt and Jay on "Thanksgiving 2014: A Cornucopia of Comedy" on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!!!


Sunday, November 9, 2014

IWS Person of the Week: Bum Wine Bob

Sometimes, in the course of human events, life can get a person down and leave him or her feeling blue, despondent, or…in need of a good head-thumpin’, liver cauterizing drunk, so…

Who better to help out those people in need than the man who will be our guest LIVE on the IWS Radio Show today, and our IWS Person of the Week, Bum Wine Bob…

The Bobcat (yes, he goes by many names) has devoted his life and his website bumwinebob.com to praising the medicinal and healing powers of much maligned wines and beers.  He knows that a Rose by any other name would smell or in this case, taste as sweet…


He is unafraid to take on the goodness that is Thunderbird knowing that in spite of its powerful side effects, he will the next morning, rise like a Phoenix from the ashes…


Bum Wine Bob has his softer side as well, as he occasionally will drink beverages from the chaff of the wheat rather than from the winded and withered grape of the vine…


For all the Bobcat does, we honor him as our IWS Person of the Week.  Here’s to you Bob…Long may your brown bag wave!!


For more of Bum Wine Bob, check out the IWS Radio Show LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.  Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players will be talking bum wine and fast food, because as we all know, nothing goes hand in hand better than a good drunk and greasy fast food.

Jay and Matt will be lighting up the tubes of the internet with laughter as they celebrate cheap eats, bad booze, and along with special guest Bum Wine Bob, take your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

So join us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS presents the Eat, Drink and Be Cheap Fast and Easy episode.

To Listen Live click HERE.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

IWS Person of the Week...The Incredibly Odd IWS Radio Staff

IWS Radio has become one of the successful comedy shows in the history of  Blog Talk Radio, but your
IWS hosts Jay and Matt haven’t achieved that pinnacle of success without help.

No folks, while Jay and Matt may be behind the IWS Media empire, the various IWS correspondents who grace the airwaves of the internet are the soul and in fact the collective soul of the IWS Radio show, and…

They are the IWS Persons of the Week.

Our correspondents are like a herd of cats as they go off in all directions, but this odd conglomeration of media talent is tops in its field.

Foreign correspondent Guy Ahnyurdyck and his brash and unmarried ways are an abomination to the preachy and pious Rev. Moneymaker, however they both appreciate more than a few drinks from time to time.

Our homespun hero Bobby Kraft seems as mellow as a finely aged cheddar, but he lays it all out there, while our non-descript editorialist Mr. Vague seems to let the listener make up his or her mind as to what the hell he is talking about.

Our literary editor Paul Piatt is very particular about his words and tone, while KleeShay Johnson is more of a generalist, and yet…they both speak volumes 110% of the time.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf always leaves the audience with a smile and maple syrupy feel, while Schmoop typically leaves the audience with a “whatever” and a belch.

While Sports Director Slyder Balzcock gets all excited about the adventure in life that is the world of sports, Alarmist Weatherman gets frenetic about the impending death that Mother Nature is certain to lay upon us all.

And of course…Local Redneckville reporter Dixie Ozark finds the entire staff other than her to be more than a bit odd.

Lastly…Jay and Matt may seem to be of same mind, same spirit, and one soul, but not so fast my friends…Jay and Matt are quite the odd couple, but in order to find out how…

You’ll have to tune in to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents, Comedy Makes Strange Odd Couples.

We’ll be talking historical duos, comedic duos, and of course, the differences between Jay and Matt that they overcome in order to form the formidable comedic duo they are.

So listen LIVE Today from Noon-2 PM ET and chime in as well with your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

To join the oddities of IWS Radio click HERE!!