IWS Person(s) of the Week...Famous and Beloved Oscars

Happy Sunday to all and welcome to the last damn Sunday of February 2015...Thanks God!! From Beantown to Bagwine to Redneckville...what a brutal month this has been. So here's to a soon good riddance to the cruel harlot of a month that February is.

But as it is Sunday, it is time for another installation of the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and this week as billions worldwide will be watching the Academy Awards this evening, what better way to celebrate than to celebrate famous Oscars as our Persons of the Week...

Our first honoree is none other than the flamboyant, pan-sexual wordsmith, and IWS fave, Oscar Wilde he or she self...

 

Mr. Wilde's writings put smiles upon the faces of many people. Oscars have a knack for making people smile, just like the jovial half of The Odd Couple, the devil-may-care, professional slob, one Mr. Oscar Madison...

The Oscar happiness effect is very evident in our next inductee, because you see...Men want to have a jumbo wiener and ladies are hot for a jumbo wiener as well, and who other than Oscar Mayer can satisfy both by bringing the Jumbo Wiener to the table...

 

Of course...Every rule has its exception, and the exception to the Oscar happiness effect is Seame's Street very own resident curmudgeon, yet oddly loyal IWS Radio fan, Oscar the Grouch...

But as it is the night when the red carpet is strewn and the celebrities of cinema have their big night, we would be remiss if we didn't include Mr. Academy Award himself...Oscar!!

So there you have it...A bevy of wonderful men named Oscar who are IWS Radio Person(s) of the Week.  Congrats all!!

And for more talk about tonight's Academy Awards, fave and least fave movies, and a celebration of Jumbo Wieners and all things cinematic...

Join Jay, Matt, and the award winning IWS Radio team LIVE TODAYfrom Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as they present their:  Movies and Oscars Night Extravaganza!! 

The show will be jam packed with their favorite clips, bad theme songs, good theme songs, and a hilariously sarcastic and jaded eye on the world that is Hollywood, so sit back, grab a Jumbo Wiener, and listen to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET.

To join the fun, CLICK HERE!! 
    

IWS Person of the Week...Rev. Al Sharpton, the Prince of Peace!!

Sometimes, communities become divided…ego-driven rifts can develop between celebrities, and feuds between groups of people can develop and cause pain and suffering and tragically sometimes even violence.

When things like this happen a man of peace, of wisdom, and the power to heal hearts is needed, and nobody has answered that any longer nor done it any better than our IWS Person of the Week…

The Rev. Al Sharpton.

When Rev. Sharpton ascends into the bully pulpit, one can immediately sense something righteous and supernatural about him…

And when Rev. Al is ready to call out proprietors of injustice using his powerful oratory of God-Given splendor, he let’s the evil doers have it…

And being a man of the cloth and a knight in shining armor to the downtrodden and forgotten shadows of humanity, the ladies dig him…

And while some call him a race peddler, a charlatan, or even an opportunistic hate-filled black man, we here at IWS Radio know that Rev. Al Sharpton loves everyone and has been placed here on Earth in order to bring the peace and end the feuding…

Congrats to Rev. Al, our IWS Person of the Week!!  And…

Speaking of ill-will, in fighting, and feuds, join the IWS Radio gang LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as we present the Celebrity Ugliness Negates True Sincerity episode.

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will be talking celebrity feuds, personal feuds, social media feuds, and family feuds.  It’s not a pleasant topic but it’s good to clear the air before the joyous season of Christmas swings into full gear.

So join us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET and call-in and get all of the angst and bitterness off of your chest.  To listen LIVE click HERE!!
  

Time to Start a Twitter War With a Celebrity

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You might remember that two days ago I did a post about people who might go a little overboard with this whole Favstarthing. Well, my good friend, the very lovely and talented Katy Anders said in comments that she would really like to get into a Twitter war and seems to think it would be a good thing for her. My reaction to this was “Hey! Thanks for the great idea!”

A Twitter war might be just the thing to snap me out of my early summer malaise that I’m not really in, but might fall into without something fun and interesting happening. The question is with whom should I get into this big Twitter war? It can’t be with Katy Anders cause she gave me the idea and she might use big hurtful words when she ruthlessly returns fire. It can’t be Matt-Man cause we’re creative partners in this IWS World Media Entertainment thing and that just wouldn’t work out well at all. Really, anyone who isn’t famous or a public figure wouldn’t be a good idea because a nobody fighting a nobody isn’t interesting.

Mick Huckabee, Salman Rushdie and Scott Raab are out because those wusses have already blocked me on Twitter.

So, I made a list of possible targets:

1. Joan Rivers: Joan is a very mean-spirited old hag and I doubt too many people would come to her defense. The worst thing about Joan is that she’s a huge hypocrite. She can dish it out, but she can’t take it. She says nothing and no one is off limits, which I agree with, but if you take a shot at her or tight-skinned double-digit IQ daughter she freaking loses it! So, she’s on top of the list of potential Twitter enemies.

2. Touré: My GAWD what a pretentious asshole this guy is. In addition to being a very intelligent guy who has done some deep thinking on big cultural and political issues he is a raging egomaniac with a superiority complex that would embarrass Donald Trump. Fuck this guy.

3. David Frum: What a worthless piece of human debris David Frum is. The only way he can get an erection is by watching videos of brown-skinned people being killed by bombs and missiles. Just having a quick back-and-forth with him would leave me feeling like I should take a Lysol shower. There’s also the problem that anyone who ever disagrees with him over any little thing is suddenly a Jew-hater.

4. Marc Maron: Okay, I like Marc’s WTF Podcast. Well, when he has good guests on at least. He’s a very good interviewer. I usually fast forward through his monologue cause I don’t give a crap what’s happening in his pathetic life. I also like his TV show cleverly titled “Maron” on IFC. But, Marc is VERY touchy and it doesn’t take much to drag him into a pissing match. Especially when someone points out that his show, Seinfeld and Louie are all pretty similar. He’s a very legit target.

5. Roland Martin: Idiot

6. Ezra (AKA: Ethra) Kline: I could just RT him and change his tweets to depict his lisp. That would be easy.

7. Dennis Miller: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8. Seth MacFarlane: What a schmuck!

9. Glenn Greenwald: America-hating scum!

10. Jason Whitlock: Maybe too easy, but another disingenuous prick.

11. Jay Mohr: Corporate whore and complete sellout who isn’t funny and his impressions are all old and stale.

12. ESPN’s Michelle Beadle: Sports Bimbo who might have great legs but is so full it with her fake feud with Erin Andrews. Plus she says she won’t root for the Jets anymore since Mike Vick is their QB now, but she’s showers Floyd Mayweather who has a loooooooong history of beating up women with praise. She might be too easy. (Actually, I’ve heard she’s VERY easy, ifyouknowwhatImean.)

13. Michael Ian Black: Another unfunny comedian who is totally full of himself. God I can’t fucking stand this fuck!

14. Jerry Seinfeld: He’s just not funny and honestly, it’s a little sad. Seeing him trying to do standup after all these years is like watching Michael Jordan playing for the Wiz … wait … he was never Michael Jordan level in the comedy world.  

15. Patton Oslwalt: Hmmmm … Okay, Patton is a pretty smart guy, but there’s a lot there to mock. He’s short. REALLY SHORT! He’s got a stupid haircut. He’s totally full of himself. He’s thin-skinned. He’s a hipster wannabe. Oh, this has potential!

There are others, but this is going to go down as my longest blog post ever. Anyway, when I pick a victim I’ll use the IWS Radio Twitter account cause this is all about publicity and really, I’m a nice guy who wouldn’t do stuff like this.

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Fun Facts About Celebrities

Hola celebrity worshipers and casual fans of pop culture! If you watched the Golden Globes on Sunday THEN SHAME ON YOU CAUSE THAT MEANS YOU DIDN’T LISTEN TO IWS RADIO AND THAT REALLY HURTS then you know that while E! Entertainment TV was doing their Red Carpet show these little “fun facts” kept popping up. They were full of fascinating and exciting little tidbits about people such as Michael J. Fox …

See? Isn’t that fun? I’m guessing the person who posted that “fun fact” might be worried that his or her job security is a little shaky right now. Anyhoodle, the brilliant and hardworking folks at IWS have uncovered lots of really cool “fun facts” about some other celebrities.

- Lindsay Lohan once shotgunned a pint of Wild Irish Rose in a desperate attempt to get Matt-Man to leave Schmoop and run away with her. Matt was so disgusted that Lindsay thought he could be swayed but such shallow behavior he threw her out of the Beer Mine.

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt actually pays Zooey Deschanel $10,000 a month to pretend to be his friend so he’ll look much cooler than he really is.

- Taylor Swift was born bald and naked and while lying in a NICU bed she made a promise to herself that she would never be either of those things again.

- Reese Witherspoon had a prosthetic chin surgically implanted so she didn’t have to worry about being “perfect.”

- Whenever Bradley Cooper is offered a movie role by his agent, he asks “Is Jennifer Lawrence in it? If not, no thanks.”

- Sharon Stone calls maintenance as asks them to check her stove cause “it’s making weird noises.” While he’s doing that, she sits at the dining table and reenacts that infamous leg crossing scene from “Basic Instinct.” It never works.

- George Clooney often stands in front of the mirror and says “What’s wrong with me? Why do women just use me for fame and money and then dump me when I start talking commitment and marriage?”

- In 1996 Tara Reid realized the only way she was going to be taken seriously in Hollywood, and America, was to burn all of her critiques of the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and take on a “dumb blonde” persona. It worked because of her amazing acting skills.

- Whenever he’s asked about his miraculous recovery from a neck injury and multiple surgeries right after taking mysterious trips to Germany to get “stem cell” injections, Payton Manning says “Damn, that Alex Rodriguez sure is an embarrassment to professional sports, huh?”

- Giada De Laurentiis once cussed out an old man at the farmer’s market when he told her that he had already sold out of arugula. She then sat down on the ground and had a good cry for fifteen minutes.

- Joan Rivers won the Brooklyn Pole Dancing competition in 1950, narrowly beating out Barbara Walters.

- One day Lena Dunham was trying to figure out how to cover up the fact that she’s the poster child for white privilege and nepotism when she suddenly had a brilliant idea. “I won’t shower for like three days and I won’t wash my hair or clothes for two weeks. Then, I’ll get naked in front of everyone and be really obnoxious about it in a crummy show on HBO. Then, I’ll go out in public wearing clothes that don’t fit me at all, along with the no shower routine and if ANYONE says ANYTHING negative I’ll accuse them of being a misogynist or if it’s a woman, I’ll claim she’s killing feminism.”  It turned out to be the most brilliant marketing strategy in the history of celebrities.

Whoa! Lots of fascinating little known “fun” facts about some of the world’s favorite celebrities, huh?

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Heidi Klum is our Person of the Week!

The IWS Person of the Week is a German-American model, television host, businesswoman, fashion designer, television producer, and occasional actress Heidi Klum!!!

Did you know that in 2008 Heidi became an American citizen while cleverly also keeping her German citizenship? Pretty sharp chick!

She is probably best known to most people as a Victoria’s Secret Model. Or maybe for the fact that she was married to the singer Seal. Or possibly for her shows Project Runway or Germany’s Next Top Model.

Or maybe you just know her because she’s hot as hell. Too bad Hitler didn’t live long enough to see he dream of the Master Race fulfilled.

Speaking of Germany we’re celebrating Oktoberfest on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET! Come on by and enjoy some beer, sausages and hilarity with us! 

Taylor Swift and Jennifer Love Hewitt: A Comparative Study

Hola Bitches.

You’ll have to excuse me. My post was originally going to be about how Alec Baldwin is nothing like his reputation. I tried to make the case that Alec is NOT an egomaniacal rageaholic in need of at least a decade of anger management classes before he could even be called a halfway decent person. But, I had to trash it and do something else.

Thanks a lot Alec. You pompous, selfish, out of control, loud-mouthed, BASTARD! NOW I HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BLOG POST ON SHORT NOTICE. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? ARE YOU? YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME!

Uh, sorry, almost lost my cool for a second there.

Okay, so back to Celebrity Reputations. I’ve been working on this for a while now. And by “working” I mean “thinking about it while taking a dump,” and by “a while” I mean this afternoon. We all know that it’s possible, and even likely that many celebrities are the exact opposite of their public reputation.

And, sometimes two celebrities who seem like exact opposites of each opposite of each other, really are, but for the exact opposite reasons. Does that make any sense? Here, let me give you the best example I could come up with after years months days hours a few minutes of thinking about it.

Let’s take Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ed’s note: RAWR!) and Taylor Swift. Now, there’s really no doubt that these two are pretty much opposites. But, isn’t it possible that they opposites while each of them are the exact opposite of what most people’s perception of them is? I’ll explain…

Taylor Swift: She is actually a cold-hearted, no-talent, man eater. She chews men up and spits them out. She’s an animal in bed and is the absolute greatest lay in the entire world. She uses men for sex and when she’s tired of them tosses ‘em aside like yesterday’s trash. She also uses her sex appeal to get what she wants. 

  

JLH: She is actually a shy, modest, painfully naïve lady who is sweet and caring but not all that experienced or wise to the ways of the world. She is overflowing with love and talent and boys fall in love with her immediately and while she thinks they’re sweet she doesn’t want to compromise her Christian values by losing her virginity to someone who won’t treasure it. 

See? They’re total opposites, but also the opposite of their public persona. And I can only assume John Meyer wrote “Your Body is a Wonderland” for Jennifer Love Hewitt because he was wondering what it would be like to actually get to touch the frigid little Miss Goody Two-Shoes.

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In other news we had a great Show Prep session Wed on “I’m With Stupid.” We actually did do show prep this time, just to mix things up a bit. We also made a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.

That announcement is that I’m With Stupid’s Saturday show will be moving to 11 pm EST, 10 pm Central, 9 pm Mountain, 8 pm Pacific and 12 noon on Sundays in Manila, the Philippines. So, mark your calendars, put the beer on ice and be sure to join us for a rollicking good time!

And, just for the fun of it, listen to Wednesday’s show prep show too. There you will find out what Saturday’s show topic will be. You’re gonna love it!

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