IWS Person(s) of the Week...Famous and Beloved Oscars

Happy Sunday to all and welcome to the last damn Sunday of February 2015...Thanks God!! From Beantown to Bagwine to Redneckville...what a brutal month this has been. So here's to a soon good riddance to the cruel harlot of a month that February is.

But as it is Sunday, it is time for another installation of the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and this week as billions worldwide will be watching the Academy Awards this evening, what better way to celebrate than to celebrate famous Oscars as our Persons of the Week...

Our first honoree is none other than the flamboyant, pan-sexual wordsmith, and IWS fave, Oscar Wilde he or she self...

 

Mr. Wilde's writings put smiles upon the faces of many people. Oscars have a knack for making people smile, just like the jovial half of The Odd Couple, the devil-may-care, professional slob, one Mr. Oscar Madison...

The Oscar happiness effect is very evident in our next inductee, because you see...Men want to have a jumbo wiener and ladies are hot for a jumbo wiener as well, and who other than Oscar Mayer can satisfy both by bringing the Jumbo Wiener to the table...

 

Of course...Every rule has its exception, and the exception to the Oscar happiness effect is Seame's Street very own resident curmudgeon, yet oddly loyal IWS Radio fan, Oscar the Grouch...

But as it is the night when the red carpet is strewn and the celebrities of cinema have their big night, we would be remiss if we didn't include Mr. Academy Award himself...Oscar!!

So there you have it...A bevy of wonderful men named Oscar who are IWS Radio Person(s) of the Week.  Congrats all!!

And for more talk about tonight's Academy Awards, fave and least fave movies, and a celebration of Jumbo Wieners and all things cinematic...

Join Jay, Matt, and the award winning IWS Radio team LIVE TODAYfrom Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as they present their:  Movies and Oscars Night Extravaganza!! 

The show will be jam packed with their favorite clips, bad theme songs, good theme songs, and a hilariously sarcastic and jaded eye on the world that is Hollywood, so sit back, grab a Jumbo Wiener, and listen to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET.

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Matt Said, Jay Said IX

Matt said some things this week, Jay said some things. Some of them were recorded for the history books…

Matt: “Thank you for calling the Bagwine Digs, how may I direct your call?”
Jay: “I would like to speak to the person in charge.”
Matt: “Schmoop is at work, maybe I take a message?”
Jay: “Just tell her I called and asked ‘What are you wearing?’”
Matt: “You sound great today.”
Jay: “My freaking allergies are killing me.”
Matt: “Awww”
Jay: *sneezes seven times* “Great, now I’m all snotty. Wanna make out?”
Matt: “Bodily fluids have never been a deterrent for me.”
Jay: “You sick fuck.”

Jay: “Hey, the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council commented on the Tiger Woods incident.”
Matt: “Oh they did?”
Jay: “They’re agin’ it.”
Matt: “As they should be! It’s a breach of hot dog etiquette.”
Jay: “Did you know there was such a council?”
Matt: “Actually, I did.”
Jay: “Of course you did. You’re full of useless trivia like that.”
Matt: “I am the possessor of obscure and useless facts.”

Jay: “Anyway, we gotta get someone from there on the show.”
Matt: “Yes we do. People need to know hot dog etiquette.”
Jay: “At the very least we should LINK to them.”
Matt: “I just hope they aren’t the WURST guest ever.”
Jay: “I hope they send a real spokesperson and not some Turkey.”
Matt: “We’ll see if he or she can cut the mustard.”
Jay: “Otherwise we’ll have to put them through the grinder.”
Matt: “Then they’ll get mad and start casing the joint.”
Jay: “I relish the opportunity.”
Matt: “As long as the spokesperson is frank, there will be no problems.”

Jay: “Dude! We got retweeted by the Denver Post”
Matt: “And, we got linked to by WLW 700 out of Cincy.”
Jay: “This shit is taking off!
Matt: “It’s off the hook, as the kids say.”
Jay: “Pretty soon you won’t be able to go anywhere online without seeing us.”
Matt: “We are ubiquitous.”
Jay: “I’m sure tOSU fans are really loving Brutus the Buckeye’s post.”
Matt: “Next time Arkansas loses, you should get Lou Hotz to post for Hogs fans.”
Jay: “I’m sure Lou Holths would love to talk Arkanthsaw.”
Matt: “It loses a little writing though, when you can’t see the spittle flying.”
Jay: “True.”

Matt: “So, this Saturday is ‘Sweetest Day’ so we talk about that.”
Jay: “Sweetness Day?”
Matt: “No, SweetEST Day. Men have to buy sweets for their sweeties.”
Jay: “Oh, okay. I guess ‘SweetNESS Day’ would be all about Walter Payton.”
Matt: “Right. So got any other ideas?”
Jay: “Nope. Let’s go with Sweetness Day”
Matt: “So let it be done.”
Jay: “Fuckin’ A”

Once again, brilliance in action folks.  And, a good way to warm up for Saturday Night’s I’m With Stupid would be to listen to Wednesday’s Show Prep Show. We talked about all kinds of fascinating and hilarious stuff.

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