Hola celebrity worshipers and casual fans of pop culture! If
you watched the Golden Globes on Sunday THEN SHAME ON YOU CAUSE THAT MEANS YOU
DIDN’T LISTEN TO IWS RADIO AND THAT REALLY HURTS then you know that while E!
Entertainment TV was doing their Red Carpet show these little “fun facts” kept
popping up. They were full of fascinating and exciting little tidbits about
people such as Michael J. Fox …
See? Isn’t that fun? I’m guessing the person who posted that
“fun fact” might be worried that his or her job security is a little shaky
right now. Anyhoodle, the brilliant and hardworking folks at IWS have uncovered
lots of really cool “fun facts” about some other celebrities.
- Lindsay Lohan once shotgunned a pint of Wild Irish Rose in
a desperate attempt to get Matt-Man to leave Schmoop and run away with her.
Matt was so disgusted that Lindsay thought he could be swayed but such shallow
behavior he threw her out of the Beer Mine.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt actually pays Zooey Deschanel $10,000
a month to pretend to be his friend so he’ll look much cooler than he really
is.
- Taylor Swift was born bald and naked and while lying in a
NICU bed she made a promise to herself that she would never be either of those
things again.
- Reese Witherspoon had a prosthetic chin surgically
implanted so she didn’t have to worry about being “perfect.”
- Whenever Bradley Cooper is offered a movie role by his
agent, he asks “Is Jennifer Lawrence in it? If not, no thanks.”
- Sharon Stone calls maintenance as asks them to check her
stove cause “it’s making weird noises.” While he’s doing that, she sits at the
dining table and reenacts that infamous leg crossing scene from “Basic
Instinct.” It never works.
- George Clooney often stands in front of the mirror and
says “What’s wrong with me? Why do women just use me for fame and money and
then dump me when I start talking commitment and marriage?”
- In 1996 Tara Reid realized the only way she was going to
be taken seriously in Hollywood, and America, was to burn all of her critiques
of the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and take on a “dumb blonde” persona. It worked
because of her amazing acting skills.
- Whenever he’s asked about his miraculous recovery from a neck injury
and multiple surgeries right after taking mysterious trips to Germany to get
“stem cell” injections, Payton Manning says “Damn, that Alex Rodriguez sure is
an embarrassment to professional sports, huh?”
- Giada De Laurentiis once cussed out an old man at the farmer’s market
when he told her that he had already sold out of arugula. She then sat down on
the ground and had a good cry for fifteen minutes.
- Joan Rivers won the Brooklyn Pole Dancing competition in 1950, narrowly
beating out Barbara Walters.
- One day Lena Dunham was trying to figure out how to cover up the fact
that she’s the poster child for white privilege and nepotism when she suddenly
had a brilliant idea. “I won’t shower for like three days and I won’t wash my
hair or clothes for two weeks. Then, I’ll get naked in front of everyone and be
really obnoxious about it in a crummy show on HBO. Then, I’ll go out in public
wearing clothes that don’t fit me at all, along with the no shower routine and
if ANYONE says ANYTHING negative I’ll accuse them of being a misogynist or if
it’s a woman, I’ll claim she’s killing feminism.” It turned out to be the most brilliant
marketing strategy in the history of celebrities.
Whoa! Lots of fascinating little known “fun” facts about some of the
world’s favorite celebrities, huh?
