Tuesday, August 28, 2012

In the Words of Both Cicero and JayMom, Tempus Fugit

Cheers and a big celebratory welcome to you all on this glorious Tuesday that God has granted us.

Why do I sound all up in the air as if I am walking on sunshine, you ask?

Well…Oh ho, let me tell you.

Tomorrow marks the end of the second year of the IWS Radio legacy.  I shit…you…not.

Tommorow’s radio show marks the point where Jayman and I have been on the air for a full two years. I know, I know….

To some of you, it seems like a decade, but nope, it’s only been two short years of non-stop hilarity and Marconi Award winning radio stuff courtesy of the professional folks here at IWS Radio.

We hope you have enjoyed our efforts over the last couple of years and judging by the recent number of listeners to our shows, you actually have, although the fact that the recent show with Schmoop which has to date had more listens than any show we have done didn’t include much of me personally, kinda brings on a bit of, well…heartache.

(Ed. Note:  Get the fuck over yourself and your expansive, yet fragile ego, Crybaby Mahoney.)

Nonetheless, we appreciate you listening to our show, especially those of you who have been there from the start….the turgid, noisy computer, more than half drunk, unemployed and sobbing, what the fuck, early shows.

And those descriptions only apply to MY state of mind at the time!!  Holy Cow, how did we and how have we continued to do it!?

Deus ex MattJayna, that’s how!!  Huh-uh, I said that.

Our unbridled success has not gone unnoticed upon some in the community of celebrities and movers and shakers.  Noooooooo….

Congratulatory emails and words of praise have been flowing from the non-stop mouths of folks of famous personage…

And, we’d like to share some of them.

“You guys RAWWWWWWK, and if I was four years younger, I’d do you both…at the same time!!”
--Bristol Palin

“I talk of Jayman and Matt-Man as both a blessing and a curse, which comes in handy depending on which audience I am addressing at the time.”
--Mitt Romney

“You guys have built an eager audience base and a successful radio show that is special, but remember…you didn't build that radio show on your own.
--Pres. Barack Obama

“Not only can I see Russia from my backyard, I can listen to Jay and Matt through my computer thingy.”
--Sarah Palin

“Hapoho oi h o ih jh j poj p oj poj pj po pojbkuya ywre v”
--Michael J. Fox

“God Damn It!!  When is the fucking FCC gonna shut theses two motherfuckers down?  Jew lovin’ bastards!!”
--Carl Paladino

“Jay and Matt are prime examples as to why no woman should be without free and accessible birth control.”
--Sandra Fluke

“I'm really having fun with this new mute Matt button.”
--Dour Mike

"Happy Doo Yearsssshh!!"
--The Late Dick Clark via Kirk Douglas

We appreciate the love that you all have poured upon us these last two years, and we can’t wait to continue our, what at times seems to be some funny, yet creepy and incestuous relationship that would be struck down in our judicial systems.

Thanks for sticking with us, and we will see you here tomorrow, and on the radio once again, Wednesday.

Cheers!!
Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattmaniws

13 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Our vast and diverse worldwide audience really does exist! And nobody is more surprised by this than we are.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: Ha...No doubt. It's like a blind date that went surprisingly well. Go figure? Cheers my friend!!

Matt-Man

Anonymous said...

Awesome squared!!! Congratulations Matt and Jay! Love you both!! :) Missy

I'm With Stupid said...

Mischie: Why thanks and we appreciate all you do for the show. In fact, we'd like to speak privately with you as to how much we appreciate it...Cheers Miss!!

Matt-Man

Lisa said...

Congratulations! I'm looking forward to another year. XOXOXO

I'm With Stupid said...

Lisa: Thanks Hawwwwwwwt Stuff!! Cheers Lisa!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

I missed the first year but I'm so glad to be around for the 2nd. I love you guys!

Congratulations on your rising fame; and you did it without a sex tape.

The Michael J. quote made me lose it and now I feel bad lololol see there I go again, it's just so funny!

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: I'm glad you missed the first year, we were on late, and I am not well late at night. But thanks, and I unfortunately as well, laughed more than I should have, at the Michael J. Fox quote. Cheers Jo!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

I think for the third year you two should do a daily show. What da' ya' think?

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: You sponsor it so neither of us have to earn a living outside of the radio show and we'd be all over that. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man

Beth said...

Congratulations boys! I can say I knew you when;)

I'm With Stupid said...

Beth: Unfortunately for you, there is no "when". You are stuck with us forever; there is no escape. Cheers Schmoop!!

Matt-Man

SandyCarlson said...

Your blog is a lot of fun. Wow! I'm glad I stopped by.