IWS Babe of the Week: I Like My Bitches Hot and Rude

Today on the IWS Radio Show from Noon-2 PM ET we will be talking rude people, but as it is Babe of the Week day on the IWS website, we are celebrating rude bitches that make us HOT!!

Diva...Princess...Nayyyyy, QUEEN!!  The epitome of beauty, brains, and boldfaced bitchiness...Raquel Welch.  Spank Me Foxy Roxy and make it hurt, 'cause I know you want it to!!

Oh sure...On the surface Lucy VanPelt seems nice, but below those raven locks lurks a heart of pure sarcasm, loathing, and abuse.  That's HOT!!

Now.  Who is this you ask?  This is Sherri...A MILF and last week's guest on the IWS Radio Mothers' Day Show.  Doesn't she look sweet?

She may be an nurse, an Angel of Mercy if you will, but...She's obviously no Florence Nightingale...RUDE!!

Lastly...We have sexy supermodel and hip hugger to John Legend, Christine Teigen...Oh she's hotter than the metal rod of a recently spent sparkler, but man...Read her comments on Twitter and wow...Duh bitch is ruder than her hotness!!  We like that...

Alot...

So here's to all of the hot, rude chicks out there.  Long may your sarcasm and breasts wave.

Catch Jayman, Matt-Man and the entire IWS Radio gang today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as they discuss rude people...Unlike these hot, rude chicks, things are gonna get ugly!!

You can catch the action LIVE by clicking HERE...

Matt Said, Jay Said 202.456.1111

Matt alleges, Jay implies, You misunderstand

Matt: Yelllllllow.
Jay:
Matt: Hello?
Jay:
Matt: Are you there?
Jay:
Matt: Hellllllloooooooooooooo???????
Jay:
Matt: Did you call me to give me the silent treatment?
Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaa
Matt: What the hell man?
Jay: What?
Matt: Where were you?
Jay: I was right here?
Matt: I couldn’t hear you.
Jay: Really?
Matt: Yes, really!
Jay: That’s weird. You must have phone trouble.
Matt: I guess so.
Jay: Might get that checked out.
Matt: Might. OR … you might make sure your mic is unmuted.
Jay: Well, that too.

Jay: You know what we should do?
Matt: Move to Vegas, put it all on black and let it ride.
Jay: Uh … We could do that.
Matt: What was your idea?
Jay: We should interview celebrities on the show.
Matt: My idea is better.
Jay: Depends on which cool celebs we can get.
Matt: My idea has a better chance of working too.
Jay: Celebs equal page vies.
Matt: True.
Jay: And higher show ratings.
Matt: Talk to me Goose.
Jay: Ratings equal Internet Fame
Matt: More than we have now?
Jay: Lots! And that means …
Matt: MONEY?
Jay: REALITY TV SHOW!
Matt: Oh.
Jay: Well, that’s not so bad.
Matt: Yeah, we would get paid.
Jay: And we could be CONTROVERSIAL!
Matt: Then we would be …
Jay: Say it!
Matt: INFAMOUS!!
Jay: Hell yeah!

Matt: But first, we need a show topic.
Jay: Rude people.
Matt: Who?
Jay: No, that’s the topic … Rude People!
Matt: Oh man, I’ve dealt with my share of them!
Jay: Me too. We could tell rude people stories.
Matt: Bad customer service.
Jay: Rude people in history!
Matt: Rude people on Social Media.
Jay: Rare times when WE have been rude.
Matt: If we have time.
Jay: Right. Also, opposite of rude!
Matt: People who have done or said nice things.
Jay: Without expecting anything in return.
Matt: We can do it!
Jay: BOOM! We’re set.
Matt: Gonna be another monster!
Jay: Unless I win the Powerball.
Matt: You would leave me?
Jay: Nooooooooo! Never.
Matt: Oh good. I was a worried there for a bit.
Jay: Well worry not Mattinator!
Matt: Okay, we’re ready!
Jay: Brilliant!

Be sure to tune in for “People: They’re the Worst” on IWS Radio tomorrow at 12 Noon ET! 

Nordic Headwear Is Fine, But Jayman Needs Something More Cosmopolitan

Hola, Cheers, and how you doin'?  It seems that the other night I discovered something deviant about the Jayman.

Well...

Something more deviant than his penchant for chasing under-age Thai chicks through the streets of Bangkok.

I was informed the other night, via the social media jungle that is Facebook and Twitter, that Viking-Helmeted Jayman wants a cabbie-hat.

Well?  I may be able to help my buddy out.

A few years ago, I was graced with four cabbie hats. I love them all, but I am more than willing to give two of them to Jayman along with a double bag of Grippo's BBQ potato chips, but you have to help me out...

You have to decide which two cabbie hats would best replace the Viking helmet that rests upon Jayman's head...

Here we have the soft blue that represents Jayman's subtle, yet prolific charm...

And here we have the striking solidity of Jayman's manliness that is represented by this herringBONE pattern...

Jayman can be the every man, which is demonstrated by this soft, yet non-descriptive camel hair hat...

And then...there is the white cabbie hat which says, "Look at me; Jayman is in in Paris, and y'all suck.!!"

So....It's up to all of you to decide which hats I will send to him, and if you don't agree and we can't decide?

Jayman will still get a lovely parting gift of Cincinnati's own, Grippo's BBQ Potato Chips...

The bottom line is, that I want my friend Jayman to have two of these hats, so vote, and get your friends to vote right c'here on iwsradio.com.

If you don't vote, you are a Communist, and if you are a Communist, well...you suck, and I will be wearing one of these hats while I gun you down like a French terrorist, like The Jackal.

Cheers,

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com

@mattman_iws