Sunday, May 24, 2015

IWS Person of the Week: Those Known But To God

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to all, and in honor of those who paid the infinite price for defending this great nation of ours, IWS Radio salutes America's fallen heroes as our IWS Persons of the Week.

We would also like to send a special shout-out to those brave nameless and faceless fallen soldiers known but to God...

Please take a moment over the next couple of days to remember the ultimate sacrifice some of our finest have made.

And don't forget Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang will be broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET and celebrating all things Memorial Day.

They will be honoring the fallen, discussing their favorite war movies, and offering up scathing satire of people who commercialize Memorial Day through mattress sales, great car deals, and insanely bad "patriotic" music.

And, as IWS is a laid-back comedy show, fun will be had as well as our correspondents offer up some hilarious reports, and as Jay and Matt kick off the American Cook-Out Season 2015. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

So join Jay and Matt LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents...Make It A Memorial Day To Remember

To join the celebration LIVE, CLICK HERE!!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Maggie Gyllenhaal is NOT too Old for IWS Radio!

Hey everyone! Maggie Gyllenhaal here to remind everyone to listen to IWS Radio this week! As you may know I was recently insulted by a typical left-wing Hollywood elitist prick. I was told that at 37 I’m too old to play the lover of a 55 year old man. Very hurtful! After I cried about this for a while I cheered myself up by listening to IWS Radio. Matt and Jay always put a smile on my face. Just check out what they’re up to this week ….

It's Memorial Day weekend y'all and it's time to get all somber and reflect on all those who gave all for this great country. They are the best America has to offer and IWS Radio truly thanks them for their sacrifice. Unlike the NFL we don't even have to get paid by the Pentagon celebrate America's veterans.

Memorial Day is also a great time to get some good deals on mattresses, sofas, cars, summer clothes and all kinds of other items you didn't even know you needed. What better way to honor America's fallen soldiers than by going out and buying stuff probably made in Asia and putting it on your credit card or financing it? We can't think of any either. That's what America is all about!

And it's the unofficial kickoff to summer! So get those grills out and clean 'em up so you can cook your hot dogs, brats and hamburgers. Matt and Jay might have some grilling tips for patriotic Americans looking to honor veterans who died in defense of this great country by getting drunk and chowing down on fatty foods.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here too. No telling what they've been up to this week, but we're sure it's something brilliant and appropriate for the occasion. Plus we lost David Letterman this week and Matt and Jay are devastated. They'll talk about their favorite memories of their friend and colleague and his life. All this plus YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852! Do it for America!!!

WOW! What a show that’s gonna be. And the best part is that age is just a number to Matt and Jay. Everyone is welcome at IWS Radio. That makes me so happy! So, be sure to tune into “Make it a Memorial Day to Remember” this Sunday at 12 Noon! See you there!

Monday, May 18, 2015

Jay and Matt Can Cure Your Monday-itis

Shake off  the hangover and self-loathing off on this Monday and give yesterday's IWS Radio Show a

Jay, Matt, and nearly five years of IWS Radio memories just hung out with each other and had one helluva funny time.

They got jiggy with the funny and played tons o'music both good and God-Awful, all the while promoting Woody Allen, praising the country of Burkina Faso, and cursing the denizens of Norway. Got to Hell Oslo!!

Jesse Ferg hopped aboard the IWS Peace Train as did Scotland's very own veggie eating warrior poet Robert Taylor, and of course the sexuality of the show went off the charts as Canada's own Jamie Mapleleaf graced the chat room and told everyone, "There, now you're fucked."

Slyder Balzcock, Dixie Ozark, Kirk Douglas, and Schmoop chimed in with inane and infantile chatter that you have come to expect and enjoy from the IWS World Media and Entertainment Group.

Party Marty and Nurse Sherri were their hilarious non-answering the phone selves and this show was so freakin' big that the late and great Dick Trickle and Stevie Ray Vaughn even showed up. It's true!! Don't believe me?

Well then give it a listen, 'cause let me tell ya, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!!