Thursday, November 12, 2015

Gretchen Carlson Hates Starbucks But Loves IWS Radio

Hi folks...Gretchen Carlson here for IWS Radio and while the holidays are yet a few days away from
kicking off, The Annual War on Christmas has already begun.

Starbucks in their infinite, secular wisdom have decided to remove all Christian symbols from their Holiday cups. That's right...

No longer will the birth of Christ be celebrated with red cups harking snowflakes, snowmen, ornaments, nor holly leaves, and I...Am...OUTRAGED!!

On top of that, holiday travel plans have to be made...winter clothes need to be washed...

The Thanksgiving menu needs to be planned, and liquor cabinets need to be fully stocked to fuel the petty and forthcoming family feuds. But worry not my fellow soldiers of Christ.

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team have a jam packed show in store this Sunday from 8 PM ET-10 PM ET to help you survive the onslaught of secularism, and help you navigate the turbulent holiday waterways. Take a look...

The Holidays are fast approaching and that means it's time for Matt and Jay to help folks deal with the pressures and stress of family and travel. We're gonna give you some tips on how to make your travel much easier and more enjoyable. Plus, we know that there really is such a thing as too much family time so we'll help you out with that too.

The Holidays also mean several other important things. The weather is turning colder and it won't be long before global warming is proven to be a hoax when it gets bitterly cold and snows in the northern parts of the U.S. We'll help you prepare for the White Death! Most importantly the Holidays mean the War on Christmas is raging once again. Starbucks fired the first salvo of 2015 with their offensive red cups. Needless to say Donald Trump is all over this outrage and he'll be here to discuss it.

And it's almost time for Jay to make his annual trip to beautiful, mysterious and exotic Omaha, Nebraska for Thanksgiving. Matt and Jay have some strong opinions on Thanksgiving foods and holiday treats and we will share those with you this week too. All this plus Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to make everyone laugh, think and cry as always. All this and YOUR CALLS!

Sounds to me that these two studs are on the ball and are going to help us all out. So...

Join Jay and Matt LIVE this Sunday from 8 PM ET-10 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Holiday Season 2015: The Red Cup Menace

You can catch all the action LIVE or later in archives by clicking HERE.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Dr. Ben Carson Finds IWS Radio Pleasantly Amusing

Greetings my fellow citizens...Dr. Ben Carson here for IWS Radio. I very much enjoyed listening to
this past Sunday's Two Hour Macabre Comedy Hour that was put on by Jay, Matt, and the fine folks at IWS Radio.

It was a pleasant experience listening to podcasting pals catching up with each other after being off two weeks. The show opened up with plenty of witty folksy banter between the two.

Matt waxed whimsically about his aches, pains, and the Beer Mine. Jay shared a story about ogling a super model while fondling potatoes or some such silliness. Hee.

The show was non-stop fun with Bobby Kraft imparting an eerily funny story about the Crooked Creek Creep. I shivered with laughter and delighted in listening to bits of old scary movie clips from The Screaming Skull to The Tingler just to name a few.

Rev. Jim the Wiccan chanted, Rev. Pat Robertson brought the crazy, and Robert the Taylor sang a Halloween song. He should sing more often because it's the only time you can understand what the Scottish Euro-Trash fellow is saying.

I even got into the act by reading a scary short story titled Solo Hiking, Slyder Balzcock followed up a story called Mommy's Home and the internet was brought to its feet when the IWS Radio Players performed an epic rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven.

As America's foremost conservative, Evangelical pediatric brain surgeon, I encourage you all to get in the Halloween spirit with IWS Radio by listening to Sunday's show below. It'll good for your body and your soul.

Your in Christ,
Ben Carson

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Steve Spurrier Chooses IWS Radio Over Football

Waylp y’all, it looks like it’s time for the Ol’ Ball Coach to become the Ol’ Comedy Podcast Listener. I know I shocked the heck outta y’all by up and quittin’ on my team this week, but I have a very good reason for it. See, I have just enough time in my life for three things. Currently those three things are golf, football and my family. In that order.

Recently though I happened upon this IWS Radio comedy show and I just can’t get enough of it. When I realized that there were five years of shows and blog posts to catch up on, I decided that something was going to have to go. We all know it won’t be golf. And, while I might prefer to walk away from my family, that’s just not a good look. So, football is all that’s left. Sorry y’all. Anyway, check out this week’s show!

Matt-Man and Jayman started with 30 brilliant minutes of witty banter. Hell, they even have a witty banter sponsor. I think it was that “Flash” movie or TV show. Not sure which one. Anyway, they had my laughing so hard I had my Natty Light running out my nose! That was better than any thirty minutes the Gamecocks have put together all season!

And then, smoother and quicker than any running back we’ve got, they changed gears and got into that big mess that was made in the House of Representatives last week. Then, one of their correspondents, Bobby Kraft, actually announced he was applying for the job! That guy’s a riot!

I thought there was no way they could keep this up for a full two hours, but dammed if they didn’t! Matt and Jay bring non-stop energy and big-time talent to the comedy podcast game. I can’t tell you how impressed I am. After that Kraft fella, they brought in Paul Piatt to read one of Matt-Man’s poems from his upcoming e-book. And you know what the title of his first e-book is? It’s “My First E-Book!” That just tickled me something awful right there! I’m still chucklin’ about it.

I tell you what; I don’t think I’ve come across two guys who get after better than Matt and Jay. They had this Worst Songs of the Week segment that left me slack-jawed in amazement that music like that actually gets recorded these days. Those songs would make a hound dog howl!

Plus they had some moment of Zen where a muffler shop owner led everyone in a meditation. That’s crazy, but it works! Along with all that they played all these hilarious snippets from that MSNBC cable news channel and then gave their witty replies. I was rollin’!  You guys just gotta listen to this show! I mean it ….