Monday, June 29, 2015

Robert The Taylor Loves Gay Marriage and IWS Radio

Top o' the mornin' all...Robert the Taylor here for IWS Radio...

Y'know? Some IWS Radio shows are better than others, and well, the IWS Radio show I listened to
yesterday was beyond the realm of creative genius.

Being Scottish, sometimes you Americans are hard to understand, but let me tell ya lads and lassies, during yesterday's show..?

Jay and Matt's comedy shone through the tubes of the internet in a fashion that was more visible and palatable than the stench floating over the waters of Loch Ness.

After Jay and Matt engaged in some some witty banter about the weather, the Beer Mine, and some grocery store rudeness, a man named Buddy Acapella sang your upstart American National Anthem.

Topical as IWS Radio always is, they had their reprehensible Dutch whore/newsman interview THE Confederate flag. Who knew that Guy could sound halfway sober and a flag of all people could be so damn articulate and sensitive?

There's was plenty of good American patriotic music played as well. Even though I am unwillingly a part of the losing side of your revolution, me toes were a tappin'. The bad songs that they played moved me even more.

And by moved me me more, I mean that the bad music moved me to the kitchen in order to pour meself another dram of hooch!!

The climax of the show involved a lesbian and as well all know no matter in which country we reside, a climaxing lesbian is a very hot thing. Anyhoo...

The angelic and happily married lesbianetically married Angie spoke on her joy and the disdain of others that resulted from Friday's SCROTUS Gay Marriage ruling in the states. She was awesome, and indeed, if I was a lesbian, I would be looking her up.

And my American friends, believe it or not I, Robert the Taylor called in as well. That's right lad and lassies. They gave me a bit of shit about my heritage and my accent, but that is only because they are jealous that we Scots have a lakefront prehistoric monster swimming about and their self-serving American ears can only understand their own voices.

Anyhoo...the two blokes did a fine job of celebrating America and making fun of it at the same time, so give em' a listen, but make certain to pour yeself a strong drink prior to doing so...

Saturday, June 27, 2015

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Greetings and salutations Americans and friends all around the world! Uncle Sam here and I WANT YOU to listen to IWS Radio this week! This has been a really big week for America and there are only two people who can really put it all into perspective for everyone. That would be the two finest Americans I know, Matt-Man and Jayman. Just take a look at what they’ve got planned for y’all this week …

“The bombs are bursting in air and America's backyard smells like burning charcoal as Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team celebrate the 4th of July and our nation's independence. Jay and Matt discuss little known and possibly made-up facts of the people and events that have shaped our nation, tackle today's top issues such as the Confederate flag controversy, Alexander Hamilton's rude dismissal from the ten dollar bill, and IWS Radio's favorite lesbian Angie will be on to discuss SCOTUS' ruling on Gay Marriage.

Of course, there will be plenty of good and bad patriotic music, tips on how to make your 4th of July cookout explode with excitement, and important fireworks safety tips to keep you and your loved ones safe. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Fourth of July 2015: Red, White, and Stupid.”

Whoa! That’s gonna be an amazing show! America is an exceptional country and IWS Radio is a great example of the kind of entertainment she provides for the whole world. Let’s all gather around our computers and mobile devices and join Matt and Jay as they show off their hot, throbbing patriotism to the world! 

Monday, June 22, 2015

IWS Will Be Your Father Figure

It was another amazing Father’s Day on IWS Radio. The show started out in the usual way with some fun and frivolous witty banter between the Mat-Daddy and JayPa. We did have to play “Cat’s in the Cradle” earlier than we usually do, but it was still fun. Both Matt and Jay are excited to get a few days of high temps and NO RAIN! Plus Jay had a minor health scare Saturday morning and Matt and Schmoop had an EPIC Friday of togetherness.

There were lots and lots of Happy Father’s Day wishes handed out by the IWS Players. Some were funny, some were touching and a couple of them were … uh … angry. Then we talked about different ways of daddying. One way is the James Evans from “Good Times” way which involves beating the hell out of the kid with a belt. Other is the Andy Griffith style which is to lay on the guilt until the kid is emotionally devastated and ready for therapy by the age of 12. We make no judgements as to which is the best style.

We mourned the passing of friend of IWS Rosemary with a snippet of her legendary call back in the early days of the show. Then we somberly moved on to a brief discussion of the Charleston Shooting. By “discussion” I mean we made fun of Dylann Roof’s hair and gave him the nickname “Old Mushroom Head.” We then went on to mock Fox News and Mike Huckabee because, why not? Plus we heard from South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham who is running for president.

After that it was time for bad songs, more Father’s Day talk, and then the phone calls began. Robert the Taylor called in from all the way across the Atlantic in Scotland! IWS Radio is truly an international show. After Robert told us all about his Father’s Day activities and a bottle or two of wine it was Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf’s turn to call in. Jamie was her usual sweet and charming self and brought a little class to the proceedings. Well, kind of.

Good LORD what a show! Damn, you guys really gotta check this one out! Listen early and often!