Monday, December 31, 2018

Blogmas Day Last: Jayman's Got Big Plans for 2019


Holaaaaaaa and Happy New Year’s Eve y’all! Well, Blogmas is finally over and I must say it’s been a smashing success! We straight up killed it! I’m so proud of the entire IWS Media team for making Blogmas 2018 the greatest Blogmas ever! Give yourselves a round of applause! 

Okay, no now that THAT’S over with, it’s on to Jayman’s New Year’s resolutions for 2019. There’s always room for improvement and I’m going to continue to work on myself in the new to try and be the best me I can be! 
 
1. Be more dramatic on Twitter. Instead of sitting here listening to the loud, angry, sad, depressed voices in my head, I should just Tweet all that shit out, right? I agree!
2. Change my fashion style. I’ve gone with the Modern Homeless look long enough. It’s time to upgrade. I’m thinking of going with Hawaiian shirts. Everyone loves a guy in a Hawaiian shirt.
3. Start a Cooking/Mukbang Show on Youtube titled “JayEatYet?” I think this would be very popular and way better than my other idea of just walking around various places while pontificating on different topics titled “JayWalking.” 


4. Eat more fried potatoes. I don’t think it’s possible to get enough French fries, tator-tots and hash browns in one’s life.
5. Cut back on carbs and eat healthier and eliminate sugar from my diet. Fried potatoes are exempt from this resolution.
6. Become a life coach, inspirational leader or influencer. 


7. Get married. It’s probably past time to settle down.
8. Finally master the accordion OR a foreign language. Doesn’t have to be both.
9. Write a book. Haven’t decided on a topic or anything yet, but I’ll work on it at some point. 


Okay then! Looks like I’m gonna have a busy 2019. What’s important is that most of my resolutions are attainable. That’s what I need to do because I hate feeling like a failure.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand if you don’t want to feel like a failure, you’ll listen to this week’s episode of IWS Radio! We were LIT AF this week looking back on 2018 and making some predictions for 2019 and just engaging in all kinds of hilarious shenanigans! Check it out! 



Monday, December 24, 2018

Blogmas Day 69: Festivus plus Christmas equals Hilarious

It's time to celebrate on this glorious day of not only Christmas Eve Eve, but it's also, and more importantly, FESTIVUS!! Ho Ho Ho and Hell Yeah!! There will be an airing of grievances, acting out, far too much drinking, good/bad music, and the unwrapping of Christmas packages bursting with hilarity. Really, the only sad part of the show was finding out that Jamie didn't get any Goober in her Tidy Little Box. Poor girl!

So sit back, pop a cold one or eight, and let loose your holiday anxiety as Jay, Matt, and the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf bring some Festivus miracles of merriment to your house. And of course, anyone and everyone can call-in to air their grievances at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Festivus Plus Christmas Equals Hilarious !!



Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Blagmas Day Uhhhh: Jay's Favorite Christmas Movies

If a guy has favorite Christmas songs then he probably has some favorite Christmas movies too, right? Hell yeah! So, here's Jay's Nine Favorite Christmas movies as of 9:08 pm CT:

Bad Santa






A Christmas Story


Scrooged


Scrooge (The Musical w/ Albert Finney)


The Muppets Christmas Carol


How the Grinch Stole Christmas


White Christmas


Miracle on 34th Street (The Original)



Goodfellas


Wasn't that fun? I love Christmas!

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