Monday, March 30, 2015

March Madness, Boycott Indiana and Goofing Off

It was a triumphant return to the airwaves for Matt-Man and Jayman and IWS Radio this week! After a long and seeming interminable hiatus of one week, IWS Radio came roaring back to life and brought warmth and love to the masses while celebrating Spring Break, March Madness and mocking bigotry!

Jayman received a very disturbing call via Facebook Messenger for Android at 3:30 in the morning.

Matt-Man had to deal with a customer at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corners of Elmore and Burnett Road) who tries to hide her drinking habit.

There were lots of birthday shout-outs to catch up on.

Slyder Balzcock brought everyone up to date on what’s happening in the NCAA men’s basketball tournament

Another hilarious update from the IWS Tech Support and the Crazy Computer Lady

Matt-Man and Jayman agreed that if the Dayton Flyers had not been forced to play the Play-In Game they would have whipped Oklahoma in the Sweet 16 and then who knows what might have happened!

Jayman had an unfortunate altercation with a rude Subaru driving hippie chick.

Bobby Kraft filled in for Dusty Sandman and gave us a report from HIGHHHHHHHHH above Panama City Beach and spring break action.

Jayman told the story about almost getting arrested in Dallas while talking to a tranny hooker.

Matt-Man told us about how bored he was during his one spring break trip to Daytona

Guy Ahnyurdyck reported live from Jerusalem

The Alarmist Weatherman used weather catch phrases to help people prepare for tornado season.

Matt and Jay called up Beer Mine Beth and she just chatted up a storm

And soooooooooo much more! Check it out!


Sunday, March 22, 2015

IWS Person of The Week: Spring Breakers

If it's Sunday, it's the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and as it is the first Sunday of Spring 2015, it is only fitting that we honor those who seek to find some relief and well-earned relaxation from the pressures of life and name Spring Breakers our IWS Persons of the Week!!

Spring Breakers are primarily made up of over-pressured, debt-ridden college students who need to blow off some steam, and often do so, by getting drunk, and standing on a high hotel balcony...

Sometimes, the more shy and introverted breakers of the Spring simply want to relax and get a nice tan while napping peacefully on the beach...

Of course, with all of the pressure upon young college goers, pent up frustrations are released during the break through acts of spontaneous joy, frivolity, and playful indiscretion...

Of course, it's not only young nubile women who need to have a vernal vacation, men who have grown old and tired want to ignite a Spring spark in order to feel alive yet again...

Lastly...The joy of Spring is not lost upon those who are a bit more restrained in their pursuits of happiness, because let me tell ya...When nuns hit the beach during Spring Break, all hell breaks loose...

So here's to all of you Spring Breakers out there. Long may your freak flags fly!!

And speaking of Spring Break...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are celebrating all things Spring NEXT WEEK March 29th from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing Spring Break, March Madness, Tornado Season, annnnnd celebrating National Goof Off Day. So join IWS Radio LIVE MARCH 29th from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Goofing Off During Spring Break.

To listen LIVE click HERE!!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Bar Refaeli Hosts Spring Break for IWS Radio!

Hey guys! Israeli hottie Bar Refaeli here celebrating Bennie Netanyahu big win back home by partying it up at Spring Break with Matt and Jay and IWS Radio! Just check out the wild time they’ve got planned for this week’s show!  

It's finally Spring and Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to bask in the warmth and sweat out the humidity. The first thing you have to do during spring is celebrate Spring Break. You don't have to be a student to celebrate either. All you have to do is be willing to engage in excessive partying and immature high jinx. If you're not willing to do that then why are you here? (Please stay anyway.)

Matt and Jay are also really into March Madness. They've analyzed the matchups and will be watching the first two rounds with great interest. They'll tell you what has happened so far and why it happened and then what will happen in the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 and beyond! Plus other unconventional predictions and analysis.

Sunday is also National Goofing Off Day! If ever a holiday was created with Matt and Jay in mind it's this one! They'll explain the art of goofing off to everyone. No two people on Earth can come up with more reasons NOT to do what they should be doing than Matt and Jay. This show might be every procrastinator's dream. Be prepared to take notes people!

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along too. They'll put a smile on your face and bring nothing bun sunshine to your hearts. And as always the phone lines will be open and buzzing as we take your calls at 661.244.9852!

Whoa! That’s gonna be so damn sexy! Everyone should tune into “Goofing Off During Spring Break” at 12 Noon ET Sunday! Things could get pretty weird!