Monday, August 3, 2015

Dan Hamm Loves IWS Radio

I am the newest member of the IWS Radio team, and let me tell ya, I love it as much as I have

I made my debut yesterday, and I had a good time, and I got my first check from IWS Radio which forces me to, for the first time in my life, learn how to budget, and I appreciate Jay and Matt for having to learn that skill.

Anyway, yesterday's show was pretty awesome...
Matt gave directions to a lost soul sixty miles from his destination and Jayman had to pee at 4:30 Sunday morning.

They had a great looking chat room that was prettier than cell B-17 at Auschwitz... claimed Mike Huckabee.

Bill O'Reilly tried to make sense of Sarah Palin.

Keith Olbermann was all sorts of fucked up and was more or less incoherent.

Martin meditated us into a serene sense of serentiy and well, hot creepiness.

Schmoop was ubiquitous and she didn't even know it.

Between David Letterman and Rick Perry, one couldn't understand their Scottish guest, and the other was incomprehensible.

Jayman had a plethora of summer sounds that has ruined last few days, while Matt Man was being creeped out by the ice cream truck.

On the upside, a surprisingly sober Party Marty actually answered his phone, and told us that in spite of his 35th Class Reunion, he wasn't hungover.

Very unfortunate for the listeners, but good for Marty.

There was also a lot of bad music, interspersed, so give it a listen, it's twice the fun at half the cost...

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Cara Delevingne Asks if it's Hot Enough For Ya?

Cheerio everyone! Supermodel and actress Cara Delevingne here for IWS Radio! Not only am I a bisexual super-hot and sexy model and actress starring in the hit movie “Paper Towns” I’m also a HUGE IWS Radio fan! Did you see that awkward interview I had earlier this week when that stupid cunt kept calling me Carla? What a moron! That’s why I love Matt-Man and Jayman so much. They would never make such a mistake. Here’s what’s coming up on this week’s show…

“Summer is a great time of year but it certainly comes with its drawbacks and annoyances. Kids running amok, TV reruns, political buffoonery, rickety rides at county and state fairs, and the heat induced human stench and anger walking freely about, so...

Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they discuss this hot, humid, dead pool of mosquitos, sunburns, and chained wallet wearing rednecks chowing down on fried cheese on a stick, known as the dog days of summer.

Along with the comedic analysis of this soul wrenching time of year by Jay and Matt, there will be plenty of awful summertime music, mocking of the 2016 Presidential candidates, and perhaps fun times with the likes of Jamie Mapleleaf, Whisperin' Sam, Back-Handed Compliment Man, Robert the Taylor, Rev. Moneymaker, and Mr. Vague.

All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents...Summer 2015: Fried Anger On A Stick”

Whew! As if dealing with these crazy hot temperatures wasn’t enough, these guys have got me all hot and bothered! I’ll have to take my clothes off before the show even starts or I’ll be overheating by the time they get to the Worst Songs of the Week segment! My goodness! I highly recommend you join me in listening to “Summer 2015: Fried Anger on a Stick” Sunday at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio! 

Monday, July 27, 2015

A Couple of Delicious Smoothies

Dang y’all! It doesn’t get much smoother than this week’s episode of IWS Radio! Matt and Jay showed everyone what a couple of smooth dudes can do with internet radio. I hope radio wannabes were taking notes this week! What did we cover? Welllllll …..

Matt dang near got killed by a massive tree that feel on the Bagwine Digs last week!

Then Jay almost got mauled to death by a couple of vicious wild dogs!

Nicki Minaj almost got mauled to death by History’s Greatest Monster, Taylor Swift!

Colin Cowherd says that baseball isn’t a game that takes any intellectual power as evidenced by the fact that 1/3 of the league is Dominican.

Bobby Kraft interviewed the Dwarf Planet Pluto and it didn’t go well.

Wes Clark thinks internment camps for Muslims living in America might be a good idea.

“Turn the” Paige Weeks called in, but apparently technology is too complicated for her.

There are certain songs and certain bands you should NEVER play at a wedding.

The Special Olympics started this week and Matt and Jay noticed something “off” about the game’s theme music.

Brian Kilmeade and Elisabeth Hasslebeck are both extremely stupid.

Robert the Taylor thinks … Well, we’re not sure. You’ll have to listen and see if you can figure out what he was saying yourself.

Jamie Mapleleaf makes everything alright and is smooth and soft! Awwwww yeahhhhhh baby!

Drew Peacock is a real freak.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand sooooo much more!