Hangover Helper

Matt and Jay were able to overcome the effects of a loooooooong weekend and put together a pretty decent show for the masses this week. It was both Jamie and Matt’s birthdays this weekend and Jay was, as you would expect, celebrating with them. Lesser men might not have made it but Matt and Jay are both BIG STRONG MEN so they not only showed up they brought it! Whatever “it” is.

Matt talked about his rather uneven birthday.

Schmoop is suffering greatly from a toothache.

Jay has back pain and a general sense of uneasiness.

Bobby Kraft got drunk and babbled about something or another.

They’ve had great weather in God’s Country.

Matt-Man turned 50 and he’s feeling it.

Bill Clinton, Miley Cyrus, Oprah, Lady Ga Ga and Russell Brand all wished Matt a Happy Birthday.

Hangovers suck

Paige called in and regaled us with stories about her wild and crazy cousin.

Paul Piatt soothed our souls with beautiful poetry

The Worst Songs of the Week segment was full of amazing awfulness.

Brian Williams took a little trip down Memory Lane.

Drew Peacock got loose and turned up the heat!

Nat and Ken called in to sing to Matt!

There was some hangover remedy advice in there somewhere. Probably.

Karen sang some awesome Karaoke for us.

And soooooooooooo much more! Check it out y’all! 

                              

IWS Person of the Week: Matt-Man Bitches!!

As always…If it’s Sunday, it’s time for the IWS Person of the Week, and this week boy howdy do we have something special planned for you.

Typically, we look outside of the inner-sanctum and cloistered halls of IWS Radio and look for someone who has made news in the world during the week.  But this week?

We have done a 180 with our necks, and looked within our very own staff, and we pronounce Matt-Man, who just turned 50, our IWS Radio Person of the Week…

Matt-Man, while humble and gentile (and by that I mean he is GENTEEL, not that he is a non-Jew, although he is) has had a history of bringing the girls to the yard, and those lucky girls always remember their first time, and delight in it…

As skillful as he is with the ladies, Matt-Man also has the enate ability to appear considerate and act like he actually cares what you are talking about…

He really doesn't, but he does what he has to do in order for everyone that he meets to feel comfortable, unless of course…

You are one of those idiots who feels that flashing a Peace Sign is all the rage, and then?  Well…He is none to happy…

So here’s to IWS Radio’s very own Matt-Man…Long may he wave, or at least flounder with abandon in the sky, within the damp and cold of the February wind as he keeps an open-mind to new ideas...

Speaking of Matt-Man’s Birthday…He tore it up yesterday and today, IWS Radio will discuss hangovers, birthdays, and mid-life regrets as IWS Radio presents: Sunday Morning Coming Down Hard

Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang are going to celebrate birthdays and lend their compassion to more than a few hangovers.

So join Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

T o listen LIVE click HERE.

It's Party Time Y'all!

You may not know this, but Matt-Man and Jayman are known as the Kris Kristofferson and Johnny Cash of BTR. HA! I'm kidding, actually they're the Don Draper and Roger Sterling of BTR. Okay, maybe not. They're the Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin of BTR. What? Yeah, I guess not. The truth is they're considered the Dylan Thomas and Hunter S Thompson of BTR. Or something.

Point is Matt and Jay are fairly familiar with the drinking culture and know a few things about hangovers and how to deal with them. They've got stories galore about epic partying and epic hangovers. There are several different kinds of hangovers a person can suffer from depending on what they drank and how much. Matt and Jay have experienced them all and are here to help.

Why are we doing this? Because Matt and Jay expect to be nursing some serious hangovers (Matt more than Jay) during the show because this is Matt-Man's birthday weekend. Not just ANY birthday though. It's his 50th birthday!! OH MY GOD HE'S AN OLD MAN! Anyway, there will be serious celebrating happening on Saturday.

PLUS, it's also our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf's birthday weekend too! She'll be here to provide some much needed decency to the show.  You'll also hear from the Rev Moneymaker, Guy Ahnurdyck, Drew Peacock, Stubby Stonehenge and more of the IWS Players. ALL THIS AND YOUR CALLS! Call us up and wish Matt and Jamie a happy birthday. Or, call in and tell Matt just what you think of him. He's excited to hear from you.

So tune into "Sunday Morning Coming Down Hard" on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!! 

The Hangover Has Struck Like Lightning!!

Hi IWS Radio listeners and readers, Ben Franklin here...

What?  It was America's Birthday yesterday, and now...I have a hangover...of course I do, and I spent the night with Anna Nicole Smith...is that so wrong?


Being Benjamin Franklin, I hope you understandeth...anyhoo...

She was a lightning storm of excitement.  Keep calm and carry on, and remember...

"The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself."


And let me tell ya...Last night?

I was chasing happiness all over the place.  Anna and I had fun...when I finally caught up to her that is,  and man...I am still impressed by the speed of angels.

I never realized that once one was heaven sent, that a big girl could move so damn fast.

But anyway, Anna ate eight brats, and I drank eight kegs, and we enjoyed a symbiotic relationship that I haven't  experienced  since I stuck my patriotic dork inside of Josephine's puff pastry.

Anyhooeth...I am tired.

And since the 4th of July Holiday has probably made you tired as well, you could always listen t o IWS Radio...

They had a great show last Sunday, so give it a listen, it's not going to take away any of your rights by doing so.

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Well...I have to go...even in Heaven, Anna still needs her drugs, so I have to swing past Jefferson's place and get her hooked up.

Here's to over developed Americans like Anna Nicole Smith...

Benji

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Matt Said, Jay Said XLVI

Matt: Holaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jay: Cheers!
Matt: It’s opposite day!
Jay: Just mixing it up a bit.
Matt: How’s your ass?
Jay: Improving by the day.
Matt: That’s good. Gotta just be patient.
Jay: It all gets better little by little.
Matt: Wish that was true for everything.
Jay: Isn’t that the truth.
Matt: *sigh*
Jay: *sigh*

Jay: That show on Sunday w/ Carrie was freaking awesome.
Matt: It really was. Great show with a great guest.
Jay: Wish we had more time though.
Matt: I could have talked to her all day.
Jay: There were so many more questions that needed answers too.
Matt: Like “Is Paula Deen fun to party with?”
Jay: Exactly! And, “Do Ina and Jeffrey have a sex dungeon?”
Matt: Exa … Well, I don’t know if we need to know that one.
Jay: Well, maybe I’m the only one wondering that.
Matt: I’m guessing you are.
Jay: Still a great show and we actually acted like grownups.
Matt: We did even though SOMEONE didn’t think we could.
Jay: And it’s not like we weren’t tested either.
Matt: Damn right! We both let that “big salt lick” line go.
Jay: We sure as hell did.
Matt: Yeah, SOME PEOPLE probably still think we couldn’t do that.
Jay: People underestimate us all the time.
Matt: It’s our secret weapon.

Jay: So, “Hangover Show” this week?
Matt: Not only will we talk about it, I’ll be living it!
Jay: Sunday mornings are often tough.
Matt: Especially when one has Saturday off!
Jay: Oh dear God!
Matt: That’s right bitches!
Jay: This could be epic!
Matt: That’s my plan.
Jay: We’ll talk about epic parties and the resulting hangovers.
Matt: And hangover cures.
Jay: And hangover prevention.
Matt: And how to be considerate of others with hangovers.
Jay: And we’ll sing “Sunday Morning Coming Down”
Matt: I love that song.
Jay: Everyone should.
Matt: Of course, it’s Kris Kristofferson for God’s sake!
Jay: Kris is the man!
Matt: It would suck if he middle name was “Kevin.”
Jay: Ohhhhh … Yeah, that would be bad.
Matt: What is his middle name?
Jay: Wikipedia says he doesn’t have one.
Matt: A likely story.
Jay: Totally. His initials were probably “KKK.”
Matt: Yup. I bet he dropped the middle name.
Jay: Good move on his part.
Matt: He’s always been media savvy.
Jay: Okay then … Hangover Show?
Matt: Let’s do it.
Jay: Great, I’ll get started creating one right now.
Matt: Me too!

There ya go! The hilarity never ends around here. Be sure to tune into The Hangover Show on I’m With Stupid on Sunday at 12 Noon Eastern!