IWS Person of the Week...YOU, The IWS Radio Listener

Sometimes, there's a person or persons who make one’s life complete.  Who mean everything to said person whose life is being completed by another or others…or something like that.

And oft times, the person or persons who is and/or are completing one’s said life, is nobody famous, rich, or otherwise well-connected.

Sometimes?

Everyday people make a big difference in the lives of people and here at IWS Radio, that is how we feel about you; the people who read us everyday and listen to us every week.

And that is why, you are our IWS Persons of the Week.

When you listen to us on IWS Radio, we of course can’t see you, but we think of you listening to us and looking like this…

Or this…

And of course, most of the ladies listening to us, of which we have many, think of Jay and Matt as looking like this...

Or think of Jay and Matt doing the show like this...

Of course some of our more perverted and experimental listeners think of Jay and Matt looking like this...

To us here at IWS Radio, it matters not who you are or how you look, it is just nice to know that we are able to entertain you and perhaps put a smile or two upon your face every week.

So here's to you IWS Radio readers and listeners, you are all the IWS Radio Person's of the Week.

And dig it...

We will be broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET, and once again we are a Blog Talk Radio Staff Pick of the Week!!

IKR?

Jay and Matt, along with Paul Piatt, Ma Tibbles, Dusty Sandman, and the Schmoop among others will be bringing on the heartache, because believe it or not, they have experienced rejection in their lives at some point.

They will also talk Scotland, NCAA Final Four action, and all the while take your calls at 661.244.9852.

To join the group therapy session LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today,

Click HERE!!

National Coming Out Day

Cheeeeeers and Happy Friday Chuckleheads!!  You know what today is?

That’s right…

National Coming Out Day!!

And let me tell ya…

If I, as a fine heterosexual father whose kid hates me because I live in sin with a whore can acknowledge that I live a deviant and less than Godly lifestyle; other people who live, shall we say, a less than “righteous” lifestyle, should be able to man up as well.

Er…maybe “man up” is not the phrase…perhaps, “Sally forth, and admit that you are gay, or just a complete asshole.”, would be better.

Anyhoo…

Since today is National Coming Out Day, I would like to give a shout out to some folks who, with a nudge from me, will come out and admit that they are gay, or a complete asshole.

Corey Booker…Mayor of Newark, NJ., and candidate for the U.S. Senate from New Jersey?  You are one gay, mutha-shut-your mouth brutha.  Holy Cow Cor-Boy.

You are well-kempt.  Well-shaven.  Well-everything, and you are a media darling.  You want to hide your true sexuality behind your recent tweet toward a female stripper, but we all know…

You are the black, yet not too black Jim McGreevey, and we appreciate you keeping your gayness at home in Newark, and not taking up space at a rest stop along the New Jersey Turnpike where gay redneck truckers and gay redneck bikers coincidentally meet in order to show their manliness, curse Obama, and all the while, take it up the ass.

Seriously Corey...You are the Bruce Vlanch of New Jersey politics.  It's okay.  Take your Senatorial seat and/or Emmy and shut the hell up.

Sean Hannity…You know dude?  You need to come out and admit that you are biggest douche bag in the history of TV and Radio.  I call you a douche bag because, well…you have a vagina, and sometimes you need one.  You are a girly-man.  You keep saying…

“The Republican Party should do this, and the Republican Party can’t back down.  The Republican Party should elect this guy in District Whatevah.”  But…

As you proudly and incessantly say on your radio show…

“I am not a Republican.  I am a registered Conservative in the State of New York.”

You are, but…You only say that to give yourself cover.  You are a Republican through and through, and if they go down, you can conveniently say that you are not a Republican.

Grow some balls Sean, and conversely, could Sarah Palin please lose the balls that she thinks she has, and go back into the closet of pseudo-manliness?

She is going to be in New Jersey this weekend in order to campaign for Corey Booker’s Senate opponent, Steve Lonegan.

Call me crazy, but as self-aggrandizing as Corey Booker is, I don’t think an egotistical, vapid as the Sahara is dry, right wing numbskull, such as Sarah Palin is going to move the NJ Senate poll numbers much.

And lastly…You know who else should come out of the closet?

John Boehner.

I mean, c’mon…He grew up in the hardworking, blue-collar town of Cincinnati, and worked from dawn to dusk at his family’s bar.  And yet…

He cries often.

I’m thinking his family’s bar was a gay bar; because at real, true, American, straight bars…there is no crying.

It’s time to come out, Speaker Boehner...It's time to come out.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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What Is SEO? It's Gold...Gold!!

Cheers, Hola, and American Greetings to you all…

As you know, well some of you do, Jayman and I do a Saturday show (which will continue to air live at 6:30 PM EDT), and we also did an unprepped news-related Monday show at 11 AM EDT.

Between those two shows we would have a Wednesday phone call and decide on our topic for Saturday’s show complete with preparation and everything!!

We decided to let you in on our show prep phone calls and that is what we will begin today, Wednesday September 14th, at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.

You can hear us prepping live for Saturday’s show, AND…

You’ll be surprised at the meticulous fashion with which we go about putting together a quality program at a fair price for you guys.

Aside from the brilliant banter, lively talk, and uproarious recorded bits we put out for each show, there is some science to it as well. It’s called SEO, or for you neophytes, Search Engine Optimization.

After all, you want people to know your show and website exist so they can find you when doing a Google Search.

So Jayman and I try to include labels on our show titles and words in our website posts that draw people in and draw hits from Google. But I digress, or do I? Here’s a typical show prep convo…

Jayman talks about how he really likes eating Delicious Vienna Sausages. I tell him that they are gross and he responds by saying that my entire rolodex of Delicious SPAM Recipes curdle his stomach.

And then, as we both have ESPN on, we notice how HOT and SEXY a NAKED Maria Sharapova is, and our thoughts turn to Hot Russian Brides.

Then we describe how we would get a hot Russian chick drunk. Jay would use Silver Patron Tequila, and I of course would use, Wild Irish Rose distributed by the Centerra Wine Company.

Of course we talk about other hot babes such as Tamron Hall Naked, and Mila Kunis Naked, and sometimes, as we are very close, we speak of the Sex Scenes between Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.

After that, we are ready and we get to the work at hand and talk about the upcoming show like when we discussed the 2011 NFL Football Schedule, ESPN Fantasy Football, and/or Hot Gay and Lesbian Sex!!

After feeling each other up, we decide on a topic and say to each other, "Good work....another intense prep session complete."

So there you go…a little reminder about the schedule change and format of our show and a lesson in SEO.

It’s not like it’s rocket science. Unless of course, you work for the NASA Mission to Mars!!

Cheers, and join us today at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio,

Matt-Man

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