Rev. Moneymaker LOVES IWS Radio and HATES Sin

Helloooo friends and frenimies...Rev. Moneymaker here. I think I attended the IWS Radio St. Patrick's Day Party yesterday, but I am not quite sure...

Also, I think I expounded biblically on yesterday's  IWS Radio Show.

You see...I have had some tragedy, despair, and disappointment in my life of late, and while I am pretty sure that I gave a sermon of some type on IWS Radio yesterday, I cannot be certain...

I do know that Jay and Matt talked about Matt-Man being sick because he doesn't believe in THE LORD.

And I do know that Jay and Matt talked about Jay being on the verge of a Facebook mail bride because she knows how to clean a house and that in her opinion, Jayman might be gay. But...

Everything else is just a big Lenten Free for All full of too much drink, and too much regret, and for that, I apologize.

I do remember that Jay and Matt played some spectacular and not so spectacular Irish music and that there was a lot of coughing in the background.

And now as it is all coming back, I remember John McCain being both for AND against the Irish, and I was cool with that, and it reminded me that I did in fact, say something yesterday.

So check out, Jay, Matt, the IWS Radio Players along with myself and Sen. John McCain.  If that isn't a God Damn St. Patrick's Day party, I don't know what is!!

God Bless You and Keep You,

Rev. Moneymaker

St. Patrick Is Green With Excitement Over IWS Radio

Cheeeeeeres, Slaint'e, and suca mo ladhar mhór.

St. Patrick here for IWS Radio. I am so excited to know that Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio will be celebrating me tomorrow by honoring my chasing away of the snakes from Ireland, and by snakes I mean...

Italians!!

Hey-O'oooooooooooo!! Anyhoo...

Jay and Matt have a really big St. Paddy's Day show planned for you. Lots of Irish music, Irish humor, check-ins from their witty correspondents on their celebrations, and perhaps even a war of words between the north of Ireland and the south.

Well hell to it all; here's what the press release says about tomorrow's show:

It's time to boil the cabbage and dye the beer green as IWS Radio celebrates St. Patrick's Day 2015. Join Jay, Matt, and the hilarious IWS players as they delight in the best of Irish humor, music, history, and of course, beer...lots and lots of green beer. 

Don't go out to party and risk poor, drunken life choices, vomiting in public, and getting popped for DUI on St. Patrick's Day, when you can stay home and be entertained by IWS Radio as you conjure up your inner drunken Irishness free from the fear of a future court date and/or paternity suit.

So sit back, relax, call-in, and enjoy St. Patrick's Day with Jay. Matt, and the IWS gang as IWS Radio presents: Raising a Glass and Dublin Down on the Fun!!

So there you have it...a ton of Irish fun on my special day tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio with Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang LIVE from Noon-2 PM EDT.

To enjoy the wearing and the laughing of the green with IWS Radio click right HERE and enjoy two hours of St. Patrick's Day fun and frivolity as IWS Radio presents:  Raising a Glass, and Dublin Down on the Fun!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day From IWS Radio

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Jay, IWS Radio, and yours truly, Matt-Man.

Lemme ask you something…What the hell were you doing yesterday?

I thought so…nothing.  You know what you should have been doing?  Listening to me and Jay on IWS Radio.

Yeah, I know my grammar was incorrect, but dammit…if you missed our show, you really need a swat upside the head for Godssakes.

But it’s okay, because you can always catch us in archives…

This show was full of Irish music, food, fun, and an Irish Ark full of Jay and Matt,

Online Comedy Radio at Blog Talk Radio with IWS Radio on BlogTalkRadio

We had Party Marty on live and some music from his band The Dreamboats.

Bobby Kraft stopped by and lamented St. Pat’s Day.  Tammy Tibbles was her creepily happy self, and Guy Ahnyurdyck was on hand to break the news on Malaysian Air Flight MH370.

Our St. Patrick’s Day show was full of heartwarming Irish laughter as well, provided by Phil Diller.

Seriously…

If you don’t listen to the IWS St. Patrick’s Day Show, you pretty much suck and well, are either British or Scottish.

Miss this show and you miss a lot…of course if you miss it, you probably don’t care, because you suck.

Matt Said, Jay Said 202-462-3939

Matt binges, Jay quaffs.  You, turn green.

Matt:  Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddie boy!!

Jay:  Laddie?  Mornin’?  It’s 7:30 PM.

Matt:  I know, but I’m getting my green on for Sunday’s show.  St. Patrick’s Day show, right?

Jay:  Well yeah, but do you want to become too green, too soon?
Matt:  Well…

Jay:  Maybe for now, you could be a lime or chartreuse type of Irish green and be a peak green on Sunday.

Matt:  You’re a fucking genius.

Jay:  IKR?  Hey?  Will your brother and lead singer of The Dreamboats be joining us on this prep call?

Matt:  No…His wife put him on probation.
Jay:  Why?

Matt:  I told you that last Friday, he got his green on way too early, and way too much.
Jay:  Oh yeah…See?  Ya never want to peak too soon.
Matt:  But…he “promises” to talk to us live on the air Sunday prior to St. Paddy’s Day gig.
Jay:  His promises aren't that solid, but he did make it on air last St. Patrick’s Day.
Matt:  Yep…Hopefully the Luck o’ the Irish will be with us again this year.

Jay:  In addition to your brother probably not calling us, we could talk about our fave Irish foods.
Matt:  Well, that will fill 2-3 minutes, or twenty if John Kerry does his potato speech again.
Jay:  John does love his taters…Oh, we can talk about our favorite Irish people.
Matt:  That would be awesome.  I love many an Irishman and lady.
Jay:  Me too…plus, that will give you a chance to bring up Oscar Wilde for the 15,000th time.
Matt:  And while not enough mentions of him, that’s a good start.

Jay:  We could talk about our favorite green things.
Matt:  Sure, like grass.
Jay:  Emeralds.
Matt and Jay:  BEER!!

Matt:  Wow…I hear that Paul Piatt, Phil Diller, and possibly Guy Ahnyurdyck may show up as well.
Jay:  Bobby Kraft and Drew Peacock are a definite go as well, annnnnnnnnd Matt-Man…
Matt:  O’Yes?
Jay:  Sexy Aunt Jax has a song and our fave Canadian Jamie is going to be reporting from The Hammer.

Matt:  This is all making my head spin. This show is gonna be huge.

Jay:  IKR?  Irish music, Irish food…

Matt:  Irish laughter, and a special St. Paddy’s Day rebuttal from Rep. Trey Gowdy.

Jay:  Who’s that?

Matt:  The congressman with the other worldly, yet sexy hair.

Jay:  Oh yeah…I like him, and the name Gowdy?  That’s sounds Irish.

Matt:  It does indeed, hold on…I Googled it…It’s Scots/Brit.

Jay:  Well fuck him, but if he can fill some time, that’s cool.

Matt:  Maybe we should call the Irish Embassy in D.C. as well.
Jay:  They won’t be open on Sunday though.
Matt:  No, and they’ll all be drunk on Monday, but we could leave them a nice St. Patrick’s Day message.
Jay:  Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Matt:  O’Kay.

To listen to IWS Radio LIVE from Noon-2 PM EDT tomorrow as we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, you can click O’HERE!!

Sometimes Ya Got Nothing...And Everything!!

Cheeeeeeers!!  Post-St. Patrick’s Day Matt-Man here…

Hey…I have a question for you all.  Have you ever fallen asleep at you’re your computer at say, 10:30 at night when you are supposed to have something up on your website by midnight?

No…Well I have!!  And that happened to me last night…go figure, right?

So, I wake up 7:30 this morning and I…gots…nothin’.

So I say to myself…”Hey the Irish had their day yesterday, let’s give the Colombians and the British their day today.”  So Here I go…

Brilliant right?  Hell yes it is and thank you, this concludes my post.

Ohhhhhhhh okay…I really don’t have anything, so let’s talk about yesterday’s IWS Radio Show which was AWESOME!!

Jayman and I launched our new two hour format, and by golly, we filled 1 hour and 58 minutes of it.  Not too bad for our first foray into a long show.

In addition to Jay and I being our typical charming and witty selves, we had laughter, music, and entertainment galore!!

We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day and all things Ireland as only IWS Radio can.

We had music from The Cranberries, The Irish Rovers, Denis Leary, and many others.

We called out and got LIVE, on the street reports of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities, from Billy the Kid who was tending the Beer Mine, and my brother Marty who was setting up for his band’s gig at the Buckeye Club here in Bagwine, Ohio!!  Those two provided us and everyone with some good radio right there.

Kirk Douglas gave a very impassioned weather report.  We drooled uncontrollably as we listened to a piece from the Dick Morris political file.  And we had local Redneckville news covered with a straightforward report by Dixie Ozark on chickens gone bad.

We talked Pope Francis, CPAC, and St. Patrick’s Day plans.  And in addition…

Joshua revealed the low down happenings in Hollywood, Paul Piatt read some very moving and uplifting Irish poetry, Slyder Balzcock reported on the All-Ireland Hurling Finals, and our very own Buddy Acapella sang Lily the Pink.

Folks, you need to listen to this show, because you won’t find funnier shows this on Cable TV.

Thanks to those of you listened LIVE and if you’d like to listen to the show in archives you can click on the IWS Funny Machine right c’here…

Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com 
@mattman_iws

MSJS...A.D. 2013

Matt O’Speaks…Jay O’Speaks…You, O’Lis…

Stop It!!  Stop It!!…You tandem of secular, Baby Jesus hating sunzabitches!!  William Donahue, President of the Catholic League here, and I am going to put a stop to your sacrilegious shenanigans, and your Christphobic phhhhhhornication of the Holy Spirit.

It’s my turn to speak, and I am speaking on behalf of the 1.2 Billion Catholics, and by proxy, speaking on behalf of the billions of less holy, non-Catholic “Christians.”

Do you two Goddam nut jobs have anywhere close to that number of followers?  Hell no you don’t…you…you, rage against the Deus ex Machina bastards.

I saw your post about His Holiness Pope Francis I on Thursday, and to wanted smack you upside your simple and symbiotic heads with a bag full of hot nickels and piss Holy Water all over you twos.  And now…

I find out that you twos freakin’ amoral sunzabitches have scheduled a two hour long Blog Talk Radio Show on St. Patrick’s Day, this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET!!

WTF?  Only having forty-five minutes of bashing Jesus of Nazarene hasn’t been enough for you?

Oh yeah, I also read on your BTR promo where this Sunday’s is going to be a good time as you “celebrate” the venerable St. Patrick, but I know what is truly going to come out of the bowels of you twos during those two hours…

Heresy!!

You’ll make fun of stroke victims like Kirk Douglas, have some gay guy named Joshua give a report from the Babylon that is Hollywood.  You’ll mock Pope Francis I, make fun of Catholics and the Papacy, and knowing you guys, you’ll trash the likes of fine Christians like Dick Morris…Heathens!!

What else will you be airing funny boys?  Poetry from that patch on his elbows wearing Paul Piatt?  Is Matt-Man gonna sing off key again?  Is Slyder Balzcock gonna report on the All-Ireland Hurling finals and turn it into something dirty?

Oh, you two are a load…A load of anti-Messianic HATE!!

Hell at least the goddamn Jews and Romans only killed Christ once, you twos seem to do it every goddamn day!!  If I were Christ, and I think I am, I would rather spend two hours bleeding on the cross rather than listening to you twos IWS Radio Show this St. Patrick’s Day from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

I’m not going to listen to your show this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, but I want everyone else to listen, and you know why?

I want them to discover what virulent, God-Hating, Anti-Christ Loving joke tellers you are.  I want them to see and hear the truth about you twos.

So my flock…In case you missed the obvious links in this post about these twos, you can catch their show Sunday the 17th from Noon-2 PM ET by clicking HERE.

Damn their souls…Damn Them!!

In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,

Bill Donahue

St. Patrick Loves I'm With Stupid!!

Greetings and O’Cheers readers of the O’IWS website.  St. Patrick here for O’I’m With Stupid.

O’uuch.

Could we please refrain from using the o’ before every word when March 17th comes rolling around?  I mean really…

I wasn’t even O’Irish.  God Damn It!!  Now you even have me o’doing it!!  O’Arrrrrgh!!!

O’fuck you!!  O’anyhoo…

As the patron saint of Ireland, well at least the good part, I caught wind via a trans-Atlantic breeze that these two Irish blooded IWS guys are doing a big St. Patrick’s Day show in my honor this Sunday on Blog Talk Radio from Noon-2 P.M. ET.

Frankly, I am so damn excited.  I have heard them in the past, and I know they do great radio, and now?  They have a two hour time slot!!  O’Jeebus!!

I hear they have o’plenty planned for their foray into seriously comedic radio.

I am told that Matt-Man and Jayman, or as I call him now that his radio show is premium, P-Jay, have forty shades of entertainment lined up for your enjoyment.

Kirk Douglas will be providing a Dublin weather report.  Dixie Ozark will be reporting on local Redneckville, AR. news.

Their token gay guy…er…homosexual man Joshua, will have some entertainment offerings, and…

Paul Piatt will be tripping the pentameters iambically with some poetry, prose and maybe a polemic or two.

Also, and o’dig it…damn…

P-Jay and Matt-Man will also be calling out in order to talk to Party Marty who is the lead singer of Bagwine, Ohio’s best band, The Dreamboats, as Party Marty and his mates prepare for their big St. Me gig.

They may even get a chance to talk to the shadowy figure known only as Big Dick and ask him why he gave them the $400.00 to go premium on BTR, and have all this time and power on their hands.  I o’shudder to think of Big Dick’s reasoning!!

Annnnnnnd kids…they may have some big news coming out of Cincinnati to tell you about.  A British guy who sells Bulgarian wine out of Porkopolis may be interested in joining the IWS family.  Yeah, we shall o’see about that.

On top o’that there will be music, singing, debauchery and the taking of your calls at 661.244.9852 on the Big Dick Hotline.

This show is going to be hotter than a Northern Ireland Catholic ass being rubber bulleted by a UDF guy.  Itsa gonna be smokin’ hot bitches!!

O’Word to your mutha!!

So, to o’reiterate…

This Sunday LIVE from NOON-2 P.M. ET, Matt-Man and P-Jay are going to be tripping the airwaves fantastic, so join them LIVE.

Their IWS Radio page is HERE.

Annnnnnd…you can always help them get to 200 hundred “likes” on their Facebook page by clicking HERE.

Until Sunday LIVE from NOON-2 P.M. ET this is St. Patrick saying…

I’m o’outta here!!

St. o’P

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

Babe of the Week: Irish Ladies

In honor of this being St. Patrick’s Day weekend, for our Babe(s) of the Week the staff of IWS Media is proud to bring you five extremely talented and beautiful Irish Lasses.

Sarah Bolger 

Una Healy of The Saturdays 

Andrea Corr 

Dolores O’Riordan 

Caitriona Balfe 

Matt Said...Jay Said XX

Matt nämnda…Jay nämnda…Du, Lyssnar

Jay:  Helllllooooooo?  Helllllllooooo?
Matt:  Yeah, I’m here.
Jay:  There’s this chick from Ghana who wants to be my friend on Facebook.  Her name is Alphonsa Demolay.
Matt:  Well, did you friend her back?
Jay:  Not yet, I smell something suspicious.
Matt:  Does she have any other friends?
Jay:  No, just me.
Matt:  That is suspicious.

Jay:  Hey that chick you put on your Facebook page that is “Wearin’ the Green?”
Matt:  Yeah?  She’s hot isn’t she?
Jay:  Hot?  She’s disgusting!!
Matt:  What the hell?
Jay:  Dude, she looks like a defensive lineman for the Patriots, and those boobs?
Matt:  Gimme a brea---
Jay:  Those aren’t anywhere near real, and even if they are, they are way too big.  Freakish even.
Matt:  Are you saying you don’t like her?
Jay:  Oh I’m sure she’s a nice girl, but man, join the circus already.

Matt:  So what are we doing this Sunday on the show?
Jay:  I think we should do a show about stuff that makes us feel good.  Stuff that gives us the, “warm fuzzies.”
Matt:  That’s incredibly gay, but I have nothing on this end that is any better.
Jay:  Well…get something.  C’mon, you know down deep you are sensitive and caring.
Matt:  I used to be…but then I turned ten.
Jay:  Seriously it will be good…We’ll talk the entire time in reassuring, female NPR voices.
Matt:  That could be very soothing, which is good considering everyone listening will have a St. Patrick’s Day hangover.

Jay:  So…the warm and fuzzy feel good idea is a go?
Matt:  Yes, I am already thinking of things that make me feel good.
Jay:  Me too and I already posted this question to others on Facebook…“What makes you feel good?”
Matt:  Any feedback yet?
Jay:  Other than your crass, “Olive Oil and Tyra Banks” remark, the lovely Jo said, “Jay makes me feel good.”
Matt:  Mmmmmmmmmm, Jo.
Jay:  Back off.
Matt:  Easy fella.

Jay:  So we will do the “Feel Good Show” this Sunday, aight?
Matt:  That’s a big 10-4, Good Buddy.
Jay:  It will be a winner.
Matt:  As it always is.  Later…
Jay:  “click click click”  What?

And you can join us Sunday at Noon EDT for the Feel Good Show on Blog Talk Radio by clicking HERE and/or calling in at 661.244.9852.

Cheers!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day from IWS

Being primarily of Irish heritage, tomorrow will offer me the opportunity to celebrate my roots and make fun of all things British, and as I am working all day and into the might, make fun of all of the drunken revelers who pass through the Beer Mine.

What a great story St. Patrick's Day offers.

Centuries ago, Irish raiders kidnapped a young fellow (the soon to be St. Patrick) who resided in Roman Britain.

He escaped backed to Britain six years later and went on to become a bishop.

In order to exact his revenge, Patrick returned to Ireland and converted the drunken, filthy pagans into drunken, filthy Christians and most became Catholic.

Oh sure, St. P-Dawg could have retaliated by killing his kidnappers, but he knew that converting people to Catholicism was a much more painful form of punishment.

The thing I find most fascinating about St. Patrick is that he was born in Roman occupied Britain.

That means there’s a possibility that he was Roman, which means he may have been Italian.

That’s what’s so damn funny.

Can you believe that an entire country of shit-faced, pugilistic Micks was converted by a Dago and some kind of fight didn’t break out?

Fortunately, there was no violence, and Ireland has, of course, been violence free ever since.

That indeed is a story worth celebrating every year…and how do we celebrate the saintly feats of St. Patrick?

By getting sloshed out of our gourds and mangling the lyrics to “When Irish Eyes are Smiling”, that’s how.

But do not fret; everyone else is mangling them too, so it all blends together.

We also wear green.

Green shirts…Green garters…Green hats. We even wear green faces after consuming our sixth pitcher of Green beer, as the ladies all start to look like the lead singer of The Cranberries.

Of course what would the big day be without enjoying that delicious Irish cuisine!? Boiled potatoes, soda bread, and corned beef…as sexy as food gets.

Some bars and taverns may go that extra step and dish out bowls of beef broth and pink slime and pass it off as Irish Stew. You can bet that it will be made by Dinty O’Moore preparing it with his dirty hands as the ashes fall from his O’Marlboro.

But…That’s all part of the fun of St. Patrick’s Day.  Happy people in forty shades of green, getting drunk, mis-mangling song lyrics, eating bad food and getting in to fights prior to having sex with a stranger that would never have sex with on any other day of the year.

Of course when all is said and done and the next morning rolls around, your head will feel as though you were beaten by a dozen members of the Ulster Defence Association.

But hey, that’s all part of being Irish.

Erin Go Braugh and Slainte!!

Matt-Man

Email:  neshobadude@yahoo.com
Twitter:  @mattmaniws