Matt nämnda…Jay nämnda…Du, Lyssnar
Jay: Helllllooooooo? Helllllllooooo?
Matt: Yeah, I’m here.
Jay: There’s this chick from Ghana who wants to be my friend on Facebook. Her name is Alphonsa Demolay.
Matt: Well, did you friend her back?
Jay: Not yet, I smell something suspicious.
Matt: Does she have any other friends?
Jay: No, just me.
Matt: That is suspicious.
Jay: Hey that chick you put on your Facebook page that is “Wearin’ the Green?”
Matt: Yeah? She’s hot isn’t she?
Jay: Hot? She’s disgusting!!
Matt: What the hell?
Jay: Dude, she looks like a defensive lineman for the Patriots, and those boobs?
Matt: Gimme a brea---
Jay: Those aren’t anywhere near real, and even if they are, they are way too big. Freakish even.
Matt: Are you saying you don’t like her?
Jay: Oh I’m sure she’s a nice girl, but man, join the circus already.
Matt: So what are we doing this Sunday on the show?
Jay: I think we should do a show about stuff that makes us feel good. Stuff that gives us the, “warm fuzzies.”
Matt: That’s incredibly gay, but I have nothing on this end that is any better.
Jay: Well…get something. C’mon, you know down deep you are sensitive and caring.
Matt: I used to be…but then I turned ten.
Jay: Seriously it will be good…We’ll talk the entire time in reassuring, female NPR voices.
Matt: That could be very soothing, which is good considering everyone listening will have a St. Patrick’s Day hangover.
Jay: So…the warm and fuzzy feel good idea is a go?
Matt: Yes, I am already thinking of things that make me feel good.
Jay: Me too and I already posted this question to others on Facebook…“What makes you feel good?”
Matt: Any feedback yet?
Jay: Other than your crass, “Olive Oil and Tyra Banks” remark, the lovely Jo said, “Jay makes me feel good.”
Matt: Mmmmmmmmmm, Jo.
Jay: Back off.
Matt: Easy fella.
Jay: So we will do the “Feel Good Show” this Sunday, aight?
Matt: That’s a big 10-4, Good Buddy.
Jay: It will be a winner.
Matt: As it always is. Later…
Jay: “click click click” What?
And you can join us Sunday at Noon EDT for the Feel Good Show on Blog Talk Radio by clicking HERE and/or calling in at 661.244.9852.
Cheers!!
Jay: Helllllooooooo? Helllllllooooo?
Matt: Yeah, I’m here.
Jay: There’s this chick from Ghana who wants to be my friend on Facebook. Her name is Alphonsa Demolay.
Matt: Well, did you friend her back?
Jay: Not yet, I smell something suspicious.
Matt: Does she have any other friends?
Jay: No, just me.Matt: That is suspicious.
Jay: Hey that chick you put on your Facebook page that is “Wearin’ the Green?”
Matt: Yeah? She’s hot isn’t she?
Jay: Hot? She’s disgusting!!
Matt: What the hell?
Jay: Dude, she looks like a defensive lineman for the Patriots, and those boobs?
Matt: Gimme a brea---
Jay: Those aren’t anywhere near real, and even if they are, they are way too big. Freakish even.
Matt: Are you saying you don’t like her?
Jay: Oh I’m sure she’s a nice girl, but man, join the circus already.
Matt: So what are we doing this Sunday on the show?
Jay: I think we should do a show about stuff that makes us feel good. Stuff that gives us the, “warm fuzzies.”
Matt: That’s incredibly gay, but I have nothing on this end that is any better.
Jay: Well…get something. C’mon, you know down deep you are sensitive and caring.
Matt: I used to be…but then I turned ten.
Jay: Seriously it will be good…We’ll talk the entire time in reassuring, female NPR voices.
Matt: That could be very soothing, which is good considering everyone listening will have a St. Patrick’s Day hangover.
Jay: So…the warm and fuzzy feel good idea is a go?
Matt: Yes, I am already thinking of things that make me feel good.
Jay: Me too and I already posted this question to others on Facebook…“What makes you feel good?”
Matt: Any feedback yet?
Jay: Other than your crass, “Olive Oil and Tyra Banks” remark, the lovely Jo said, “Jay makes me feel good.”
Matt: Mmmmmmmmmm, Jo.
Jay: Back off.
Matt: Easy fella.
Jay: So we will do the “Feel Good Show” this Sunday, aight?
Matt: That’s a big 10-4, Good Buddy.
Jay: It will be a winner.
Matt: As it always is. Later…
Jay: “click click click” What?
And you can join us Sunday at Noon EDT for the Feel Good Show on Blog Talk Radio by clicking HERE and/or calling in at 661.244.9852.
Cheers!!
6 comments:
The greene girl looks like she could beat the shit out of anybody whe wanted too.
Mike: Maybe so, but I find a little intimidation to be sexy. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
I prefer the subtle intimidation of ninja skills over this chicks brute force.
Jay
Happy St. Patty's Day!
The '80s were bad for one-piece swimsuits. And buff women. And shell necklaces. Very bad.
Matt has a soft, gooey center.
Jay, I happen to be a ninja :O
Jay: That's because you are such a submissive freak. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Jo: That's true, but my soft, gooey center is hidden by my rock hard abs...or something. Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
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