Roses, Restraining Orders, and Repentance

LIVE THIS SUNDAY February 14, 2016 from Noon-2 PM ET join IWS Radio as Jay and Matt get lovey-dovey, funky and uber-sarcastic with Valentine's Day.

Here's a sample of the Love-Fest you will experience...

Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they celebrate love and at the same time mock those who see Valentine's Day as an important day on which to validate and boost the fragile self-esteem of others with roses, candy, and ginormous teddy bears hooked on Ursine Growth Hormones (UGH). Also...

The IWS crew and the live-wired folks in the chat room will discuss the creepy side of "love" that is the art and science of stalking. Be it in every day life or through Social Media outlets stalkers are everywhere, and Jay and Matt will discuss the do's and dont's of good/bad stalking techniques.

Also, the 2016 Lenten Season is upon us. Are you giving up anything or going to try to be a better person over the next 40 days? Will Jay and Matt? They along with Jamie Mapleleaf, and you the callers who call-in at 661.244.9852 will discuss all of these things as IWS Radio presents: Roses, Restraining Orders, and Repentance.

Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh. Let the love and the comedy flow. So, join us LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET or catch the show later in archives by playing our IWS LOVE Machine:

Rand Paul Has A New Hobby...Listening To IWS Radio

Happy last day of summer everyone...U.S. Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential candidate Rand Paulhere for IWS Radio.

Let me tell ya folks...My days on the campaign trail are numbered, and if Ramblin' Rick Santorum doesn't beat me to it, I'm going to be the next GOP candidate to follow in the empty shoes of Scott Walker, so I'm going to have a lot of free time on my hands.

And...What better way to spend that time than to listen to Jay and Matt on IWS Radio? There is no better way, and that's a fact. I mean, listened to this past Sunday's show and it was a hoot!!

Here's a sample of some the wackiness that went down in that brief two hour time...

Matt discussed his swollen right hand and imparted a tale about some young scalawag with drunk parents throwing cheese puffs on the Beer Mine floor, while Jay waxed angrily and justifiably about being ticketed by an overbearing Illinois State Storm Trooper.

Bret Bielema and that asshole Donald Trump came up with an asinine plan to rebuild the University of Arkansas football program.

Bobby Kraft whined about not being invited Matt-Man and Schmoop's wedding

Rev. Moneymaker was threatened by Pope Francis while interviewing said Pope, and dig it...

Jayman and Matt-Man took shots at the GOP Prez candidates over their debate performances, but left me out of it, because well...they dig me.

Some horribly bad music was played and then things got out of hand.

Once again after several attempts, Robert the Taylor discovered how to make a phone call and chimed in speaking in his Scottish code. Schmoop chimed in with meaningless babble, but finally...

Jamie Mapleleaf called in, and with her sexy Canadian voice put the cheese on the final cracker of the day.

It was awesome, so give it a listen, and in the near future, with extra time on my hands, I'll probably be in the IWS Radio studios LIVE and UNLEASHED!!

Jeb Bush And His Black Left Hand LOVE IWS Radio

Hello my fellow hard working American patriots. I took a break from the campaign trail this past weekend to do two things that I have always wanted to do...

Listen to the Five Year Anniversary broadcast of the IWS Radio Show, and help to bring about racial harmony in our country by having my left hand surgically altered to be that of a black man.

And I have two words for you on how I fared with those two items...

Mission Accomplished!!

Anyway...Jay and Matt put on a spectacular show this past Sunday, and here's a very efficient, executive type synopsis of the show...

Matt-Man foiled a drug intake incident, and like me, fostered racial harmony with a couple of color who wanted cheap cherry wine.

Jayman discussed the Missionary position with an older couple for an hour while sitting at the pharmacy.

Jesse Ferg gave a fire and brimstone tongue lashing to non-church-goers.

We re-lived the tragedy of Tammy Tibbles' death at the hands of ISIS.

Sarcastic Sam gave again his warning to any man who wants to get married

Bobby Kraft brought down the house with his Pulitzer Prize winning poem, "Maybe."

Thankfully, and yet sadly, Slyder Balzcock was the only IWS correspondent who chimed in with a Happy Anniversary wish for Jay and Matt.

Schmoop called-in from the bathroom and while she had a potty mouth, the acoustics were outstanding!!

Nurse Sherri and Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in as well, and the bad music oozed all over the place.

It was a great show, and you should give it a listen, because if you don't, the terrorists win and Dick Head Donald Trump will call you a loser.

So, to catch all of the IWS hilarity, listen below on the handy dandy player, and God Bless America!!

The Grownups Are In Charge At IWS Radio

Welllllllll...Seems last Sunday that Blog Talk Radio had a high noon meltdown and Jay and Matt
were unable to do their Sunday podcast.

Very unfortunate for IWS Radio and even more unfortunate for their vast and diverse worldwide audience. In fact, major news outlets were calling the breakdown and the un-airing of their show, The Sobs Heard 'Round the World, but...

No fears...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are back in action tomorrow, and hopefully, Blog Talk Radio will be back in action as well. If the stars and moons align, you can tune into to the IWS Radio show and hear the childish humor of it all and it will go something like this...

 Okay, let's try this again! Everyone knows that Matt-Man and Jayman are famous for the intellectual and highbrow humor, but it might come as a surprise to you that they enjoy dabbling in childish sexual humor too. IKR? Well, they do.

They love a good "that's what she said" or "your mother" joke and that's what this week's IWS Radio is all about. Matt and Jay are going to take low road for once! Let's get dirty!

Speaking of silly and immature people, the first republican debate was this week and what a clown show that was! Matt and Jay will be here to break it all down for you and help the world make sense of everything that happened. You won't get this level of political analysis anywhere else folks!

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players bringing the fumy to all new heights. Since he's between jobs AGAIN Keith Olbermann will have a special commentary sharing his thoughts on the republican field and who knows who else might show up! You just gotta listen to find out. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!

It's going to be a commode hugging good time, so join Jay and Matt LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET tomorrow as IWS Radio presents: The Grownups are in Charge at IWS Radio

To listen LIVE or later in archives, click right HERE !!

Matt and Jay Are Soooooo Mature

It's been a crazy week IWS Radio listeners...

Jayman has been punching walls in his sleep and scarring his beautiful hands . Matt-Man spontaneously turned 80 years old overnight and contracted a debilitating case of bursitis, and a clown car pulled into Cleveland on Thursday.

It's been far too much for Jay and Matt to deal with without cracking up, so that's exactly what they'll be doing on tomorrow's IWS Radio show...cracking up.

That's right folks, toss out the serious insight and biting social commentary this week, because Jay, Matt, and the rest of the gang are going to let loose their inner 12 year old, and...

It's gonna go something like this...

Everyone knows that Matt-Man and Jayman are famous for the intellectual and highbrow humor, but it might come as a surprise to you that they enjoy dabbling in childish sexual humor too. IKR? Well, they do. 

They love a good "that's what she said" or "your mother" joke and that's what this week's IWS Radio is all about. Matt and Jay are going to take low road for once! Let's get dirty!

Speaking of silly and immature people, the first republican debate was this week and what a clown show that was! Matt and Jay will be here to break it all down for you and help the world make sense of everything that happened. You won't get this level of political analysis anywhere else folks!

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players bringing the funny to all new heights. Since he's between jobs AGAIN Keith Olbermann will have a special commentary sharing his thoughts on the republican field and who knows who else might show up! 

You just gotta listen to find out. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!

So join Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team tommorow LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Matt and Jay Are Sooooo Mature.

To listen LIVE or later in archives click right HERE.

Drew Peacock Loooooooves IWS Radio

Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh...Drew Peacock here for IWS Radio. Jay and Matt are doing another hot, award winning broadcast tomorrow and they are going to be talking about how they are so smoooooooth and sexy.

Awww yeahhh Baby, so of course they wanted the smoothest guy around to pump...it...up!!

Drew The Smooth will be listening LIVE tomorrow and I hope you oil up, get naked with me, and listen along as well. The show is going to be hotter than me going down on Miley Cyrus in a swimming pool full of Ver...Mont...Maple...Syrrrrrrup. Awwwww yeahhhhh.

Here's what Jay and Matt will be talking abouuuuuuuuuuut...

BTR is big on loading for smooth playback and nobody is smoother than Matt-Man and Jayman. They are the smoothest hosts in all of internet radio (according to a poll conducted in their own homes with a +/- of A LOT). So, they're here this week to talk about being smooth. A lot of people are in need of advice on the do's and dont's of being smooth and Matt and Jay are here to just the guys to do it.

Matt and Jay both had near death experiences this week. Matt was almost crushed by a centuries old tree that fell on the Bagwine Digs and Jay almost got mauled to death by two vicious killer dogs. Plus there will be an update on how Matt and Schmoop's wedding plans are coming along. You'll be shocked when you hear how much progress they've made.

Of course there's lots more happening this week. Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj got into a sexy, dirty Twitter war this week. Matt and Jay are all over this one and will provide all the analysis you need. Donald Trump might be legitimately crazy and there are some folks out there who think Bernie Sanders might be a Nazi.

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to provide everyone with jocularity. Bobby Kraft has an IWS exclusive interview with Dwarf Planet Pluto and there's just no telling who or what else might drop by. All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!

So c'mon baby, join me, Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: IWS Is Loading For Smooth Playback. Just click HERE and enter the romper room of romance.

With All of My Looooooooooove,

Drewwwwwwwwww

Jared Fogle: If You Don't Listen To IWS Radio, You're A Pervert!!

Hi All!!  Jared from Subway here. I hear IWS Radio is returning to Blog Talk Radio today after Jay
and Matt took a long overdue vacation last week. I like going on vacation, in fact I think I am going to take one today right after their show.

It would be nice to just get away from the problems of the world for awhile and just hang out and lay low for a few weeks. I mean just like Jay and Matt have mentioned, things are getting creepy out there of late.

I shudder just thinking of all the immoral and amoral things taking place these days, and Jay and Matt are going to break it all down for us today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET. In fact, here's what the press release says about today's IWS Radio show...

Just like Bobby Jindal, Matt-Man and Jayman are tanned rested and ready after their summer vacation. Their return to the real world has been marred by finding out that Bill Cosby admitted to drugging women and Jared from Subway is alleged to be into kiddie porn being viciously and unfairly victimized in the media . What is this world coming to? Luckily Matt and Jay are back to break it all down for everyone in a way that we can all understand.

Crazy things have been happening in Matt and Jay's worlds too. Breakfast with longtime friends and bad experiences with Taco Bell highlight a summer of crazy and stupid. People are still screaming at each other over that racist Confederate Flag and the number of Republicans running for president continues to grow at an alarming pace. Plus, a couple of new people have jumped into the shallow end of the Democratic race. Not to worry though, Matt and Jay are fully prepared to make fun of every last one of them.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain, inform and make everyone very uncomfortable. And of course we'll be taking YOUR CALLS! Hit us up at 661.244.9852 and let us know what's on your mind!

Sounds like it is going to be a fun and informative show, so listen to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY and call-in at 661.244.9852 as Jay and Matt present...It's Getting Pretty Creepy Out There

To listen to the show click HERE!!

Forever Young,
Jared from Subway

GOP Convention 2016...Cleveland, Ohio!! Really?

Cheeeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads and it is good to be back writing upon the God-Graced pages of iwsradio.com…

As you know or may not know, Jayman and I took a few days off, and if you didn't know, that means you should follow us regularly and then you would know…ahem…Anyhoo…

Jayman wrote upon our award-winning website yesterday after our blog vacation of sorts, and I am doing so today.

I was going to cover what I did on my summer vacation, but when I heard that the RNC selected Cleveland, Ohio as the site for its 2016 GOP Presidential Convention, I along with Dr. Phil, was stupefied!!

My first thought, was that Republicans want to hold their Presidential candidate’s send-off within a city that has been shrinking in size for years and simply meanders and sprawls with no direction nor effectiveness.

However, I said to myself…“Self?…There has to be some type of mastery behind this choice.”  And I think I know what it is, and it is two words…

Silent Cal.

You see, recently the Republican Party, especially the tea party wing of the GOP, has become enamored with Calvin Coolidge.  He was a hands-off, free market kinda guy, who unwittingly lead America through some good times after Warren Harding had fucked a nation…And by fucked a nation?

I’m not talking about Harding’s role in the Teapot Dome Scandal; I am saying that Harding had sex with every damn woman in America.  Impressive…but not helpful.  Anyhoo…

Calvin Coolidge was the one who said, “the chief business of the American people is business.” Republicans admire him for that, and recently, a president who had been obscure for the most part, has become the idol and darling of the far right portion of the GOP.

Why do I mention Calvin Coolidge when after all, I began this post about the pick of Cleveland being the city to hold the 2016 GOP Republican Convention?

Because in 1924, the Republican party hosted their convention in Cleveland, Ohio.  Calvin Coolidge was its nominee.  And I’m telling you, the GOP in Cleveland in 2016 is going to be all over Calvin Coolidge like Warren Harding was all over Carrie Phillips.

I only hope that the GOP delegates take a grand tour of Cleveland while they are there…Perhaps Ted Cruz and John Cornyn could take a stroll down U.S. 42 West, and hear the colored girls go,"do-doo-doo do-dah do."

Maybe Lindsey Graham could get and give a big bear hug from and to Chief Wahoo.

And dammit….perhaps John McCain could sing “Keep On Rockin’ In The Free World” at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The Tea Party wing of the GOP holds sway and I think that that is why the GOP picked Cleveland. They are going to harken back to the days of Calvin Coolidge.  But remember GOP, Ol’ Silent Cal also said this…

“Of course, the accumulation of wealth cannot be justified as the chief end of existence…But we are compelled to recognize it as a means to well-nigh every desirable achievement. So long as wealth is made the means and not the end, we need not greatly fear it…”

Money is good, but it should not be our existence, and it should be used to achieve greatness.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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