Jeb Bush And His Black Left Hand LOVE IWS Radio

Hello my fellow hard working American patriots. I took a break from the campaign trail this past weekend to do two things that I have always wanted to do...

Listen to the Five Year Anniversary broadcast of the IWS Radio Show, and help to bring about racial harmony in our country by having my left hand surgically altered to be that of a black man.

And I have two words for you on how I fared with those two items...

Mission Accomplished!!

Anyway...Jay and Matt put on a spectacular show this past Sunday, and here's a very efficient, executive type synopsis of the show...

Matt-Man foiled a drug intake incident, and like me, fostered racial harmony with a couple of color who wanted cheap cherry wine.

Jayman discussed the Missionary position with an older couple for an hour while sitting at the pharmacy.

Jesse Ferg gave a fire and brimstone tongue lashing to non-church-goers.

We re-lived the tragedy of Tammy Tibbles' death at the hands of ISIS.

Sarcastic Sam gave again his warning to any man who wants to get married

Bobby Kraft brought down the house with his Pulitzer Prize winning poem, "Maybe."

Thankfully, and yet sadly, Slyder Balzcock was the only IWS correspondent who chimed in with a Happy Anniversary wish for Jay and Matt.

Schmoop called-in from the bathroom and while she had a potty mouth, the acoustics were outstanding!!

Nurse Sherri and Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in as well, and the bad music oozed all over the place.

It was a great show, and you should give it a listen, because if you don't, the terrorists win and Dick Head Donald Trump will call you a loser.

So, to catch all of the IWS hilarity, listen below on the handy dandy player, and God Bless America!!

Jay and Matt Can Cure Your Monday-itis

Shake off  the hangover and self-loathing off on this Monday and give yesterday's IWS Radio Show a
listen.

Jay, Matt, and nearly five years of IWS Radio memories just hung out with each other and had one helluva funny time.

They got jiggy with the funny and played tons o'music both good and God-Awful, all the while promoting Woody Allen, praising the country of Burkina Faso, and cursing the denizens of Norway. Got to Hell Oslo!!

Jesse Ferg hopped aboard the IWS Peace Train as did Scotland's very own veggie eating warrior poet Robert Taylor, and of course the sexuality of the show went off the charts as Canada's own Jamie Mapleleaf graced the chat room and told everyone, "There, now you're fucked."

Slyder Balzcock, Dixie Ozark, Kirk Douglas, and Schmoop chimed in with inane and infantile chatter that you have come to expect and enjoy from the IWS World Media and Entertainment Group.

Party Marty and Nurse Sherri were their hilarious non-answering the phone selves and this show was so freakin' big that the late and great Dick Trickle and Stevie Ray Vaughn even showed up. It's true!! Don't believe me?

Well then give it a listen, 'cause let me tell ya, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!!

Nurse Sherri LOVED Yesterday's IWS Music Show

Nurse Sherri here, and I listened to the IWS Radio show yesterday, and let me tell you what...

I...was...blown...away...

Jay, Matt. Joshua, Bobby Kraft, and Buddy Acapella kicked the entertainment ball out of the hizzy and knocked it over the left field fence all at the same time.  Yeah, they are that talented.

You think I am lying?  I'm Nurse Sherri for God Sakes and I'm a medical professional.  I don't lie, and I am sorry that I mentioned God in a post. Forgive me Lord.

Anywheezin'...

Jay and Matt played some of the best and the worst of music of all-time.

Steve Lawrence creeped everyone out...

KISS licked his pedophile feelings up...

Bobby Kraft took the time to assuage Matt-Man's hurt by singing some Paul Simon...

Joshua talked about Grease, and we are fairly sure he was meaning the musical.

While David Soul rocked the house, Jesse Ferg masturbated to posters of Starsky and Hutch LIVE on the air.  Not really, but I need post filler, and furthermore, I can see Jesse doing doing that, because we in the medical field call that, perversion.

Minnie Ripperton and Faith Hill tore things up, and ...

Greg Brady made us all pause and ask ourselves, "Was he really that good?"

The answer lies in the show, so you'll have to listen to it, in order to find out.

Plenty of great sarcasm, satire, and music on yesterday's show, so give it a listen...

IWS Coffee Mugs, Bringin' The January Thaw

January is such a cold, gloomy, and boring month that it always helps if people can help brighten the day and pick up the spirits of others as we forge that long trail through the long gruesome month of January.

And folks, we here at IWS Radio have in small increments, been able to shed some flickers of sunlight upon a handful of people wallowing in the gray cast of the winter.  And how have we done that, you ask?

Through the joy of IWS Radio coffee mugs!!

That’s Right!!  We have been sending IWS Radio mugs to loyal listeners and contributors throughout the world.

And let me tell ya, it hasn’t been painless.  When I sent a set of mugs down to Jayman in our Arkansas office, a couple of the collectibles arrived with broken handles…

Very sad…And when Jayman sent a mug to the lovely, rusty sandwich lovin’ Cracker, the hole in the bottom of the mug left her feeling empty…

But fear not, Jayman sent her another one that was solid as a rock.  That’s how we roll here at IWS Radio.

My second, third, and fourth attempts went off without a hitch.  No broken handle this go around.  The mug I shipped to the acerbic Jesse Ferg found its way to him one glorious piece…

The mug I sent to Tamra, who is the leading cause of nocturnal emissions of the IWS staff, arrived safely and was quickly embraced within her soft and loving...um...hands…

Lastly, and while I have no pictures…I received a phone call yesterday at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnett Rd. in Bagwine, Ohio.) that the sexiest Canadian to have ever roamed the earth and our IWS Canadian Bureau Chief Miss Jamie Mapleleaf, received her mugs in the same state that they left Ohio…in one piece.

A few more mugs have been or soon will be sent out to places such as California and Texas, so dig it…Our January IWS warmth is already tangible in six states and one province of Canada.   We are spreading the joy!! And…

We have been rewarded for our efforts.  While always in the top five in the Comedy ratings on BTR, yesterday our January 11th show hit Numero Uno on BTR.  That hasn’t happened in quite awhile.

So to all of you…Thanks for continuing to listen, for helping us out, and simply for being our friends.  And remember folks, these collectible coffee mugs won’t last forever so punch your ticket for one by joining the IWS Radio Looooooooove Train!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Steve Carell Can't Wait For the IWS Radio Office Christmas Party

Good morning people.  Steve Carell here for IWS Radio. Many of you know that I spent years working in an office environment, and well…it logically follows that I spent many a year planning and attending my share of office Christmas parties.

Our office Christmas parties were always full of fun, friendship, and frivolity, and well, at times…awkward moments, social gaffes, and in a case or two, a bit too much to drink.  The fine staff at the award winning studios of IWS Radio are no different, and will be celebrating their equally awkward 2014 Office Christmas Party LIVE.

Jay, Matt, and the entire staff at IWS Radio will be broadcasting their entire bawdy, tawdry, and explicitly funny Christmas party shenanigans LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players will be whooping it up as they celebrate drunken office party sex, their annual Christmas bonuses, and of course, the birth of the Holy Baby Jesus.

Stand-Up Santa will be live from Ha-Ha’s in Haifa, Jamie Mapleleaf will
be hummin’ in the Hammer, and Jesse Ferg will be singing his seasonal soul out.

Jay and Matt will offer rules of office party etiquette, provide culinary tips, talk with among others, the Rev. Moneymaker and Paul Piatt, and venture into the unspoken and nebulous world of Office Hanukkah parties.

The lovely Queen of Glazed Muffins Missalicious may be chiming in, and the adorable Deli Queen Schmoop will definitely be on hand in hopes of landing a new, wassailing, and drunken married man…bless her heart.

There will be laughs galore…music galore, and with any luck for members of the IWS staff, cheap and pre-regrettable sex galore.  

All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as the IWS Radio staff drink to excess, crank up the Christmas tunes, and feast upon a smorgasbord of comedy at their 2014 Office Christmas Party.

To listen LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click right HERE!!

Merry Christmas and/or a Happy Otherwise Somewhat Noteworthy Holiday,

Steve Carell

Jay and Matt Brought the Bavarian Beer Garden Down

Let me tell you what…There are pod casts and then there are pod casts…yeah I know...everyone knows that by definition, but I was being dramatic and hyperbolic.

Anyhoo…

Yesterday, Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio players put on a show that will go down in German history as the greatest accomplishment since the push through the Netherlands and Belgium. (Which, since both were and are still Kingdoms, well…is not THAT great of an accomplishment, but whatever.)

After a week longeing for friendly banter, Jayman had plenty of joyful German music and linguistic lessons on tap.  Matt-Man even counted to twelve in German.  It’s true!!

The greatest German proverbialist ever was on hand as Pete Nietzsche talked sunrises, chickens, and well whatever.  He was awesome.

Bobby Kraft chimed in with a dramatic reading of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover in honor of Matt-Man’s impending divorce.  The entire chat room immediately divorced their significant other.

The IWS law firm of Wie, Love, Kuntz showed their legal bad asses, and offered their help to anyone and everyone.

Rev. Moneymaker tried to make sense of Matt-Man’s ungodly and heretical divorce.  As always, he left us all with more questions than answers.

Schmoop had her say about Matt-Man getting divorced and it left us all with more tears than smiles.  Odd.

Jesse Ferg and a myriad of guests sexed up the chat room and Jesse is now in the custody of the Marion Police Department.

Lastly, in addition to wheat beer infused friendly Oktoberfest and divorce related chit chat between Jay and Matt, our fave Canadian Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in and we attempted to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving with a Canadian turkey no less.

If that’s not enough to entice you to listen to the show…you’re dead inside.  And…well…even if you are, give it a listen and help out Jay and Matt who are still sort of alive inside.

They’ll feel better and you might just laugh.  Give IWS Radio a listen, and get outta here Mc Gooooooooo…

Jokes and Boobies

Cheers and Happy Monday chuckleheads…

Long last couple of days for the Matt-Man.  Wow things have popping and happening all over the greater Bagwine metroplex of late.

After things calmed down to a point, a big tasty bowl of chili was consumed by yours truly, and it knocked me out pretty damn early last night.

However…

I did help to get to complete a pretty damn amazing and funny show yesterday.  I along with Jayman and the entire IWS Radio team broadcast our 3rd Annual Joke Show.

It’s true!!

Jay and I joked and quipped comedically, but dig it…We were joined by a cast of thousands…okay, a giant handful of guest quipsters.

We had jokes from the IWS Team.  Joshua, Kirk Douglas, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Rev. Moneymaker, Buddy Acapella, Paul Piatt and…Dixie Ozark really brought the house down with her hilarious iron lung joke!!

On top of that…

Our favorite fan and the sexiest Canadian ever Jamie chimed in with three of her own, one of which was a scandalous joke attack on Americans!!

Fellow Ohioan and neer-do-well Jesse Ferg had some last minute humor.  That boy is a mess!!

Greg popped in and waxed comedically from the Circle G Ranch.  Annnnnnd…

Schmoop told a joke that both insulted and complimented the Jayman and I.  Brilliant!!

It was all in all an exciting and funny time and you simply must give the 3rd Annual Joke Show a listen, especially if you are a fan of iron lung jokes.

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Just play the playa above and enjoy, oh…What’s with the pictures of Kate Upton, you ask? Kate Upton being naked in the studio during the broadcast is the only thing that could have made this show any better. Thanks to all who listened live, and recorded and/or called in with their jokes.  It was a blast. Cheers!! Matt-Man mattmaniws@ymail.com @mattman_iws