Jeb Bush Stuff Happens on IWS Radio

Hello my fellow Americans. Jeb Bush, sometimes known as the “dumb” Bush here on behalf of my friends at IWS Radio! You know what? The only media outlet I love as much as Fox News is IWS Radio. I refuse to watch or listen to anyone else. Luckily for me they are joining forces this week in what should be the media event of the century! Just take a look at what is happening on this week’s show ….

“Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they report and you decide how funny they are while being invaded by the  journalistic integrity, professionalism and hilarity of FOX News. Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, Sean Hannity and others will bring you their "greatest" moments in FOX News history. Jay and Matt will imagine how FOX News would cover historical events, and of course...discuss the not-so-nuanced hotness of the FOX News babes.

Kirk Douglas, Slyder Balzcock, Rev. Moneymaker, Jamie Mapleleaf, and other IWS correspondents will be on hand as well to see if they have what it takes to become a FOX News contributor. All of that plus really bad music and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents:  October Surprise..FOX News Hijacks IWS Radio.”

Wow! How could anyone miss out on this? All kinds of stuff is gonna happen on that show! The world’s two great media superpowers come together to entertain the masses in a way that has never been seen or heard before. I’m so excited I just don’t know what to do with myself. I would call in, but I’m afraid I would say something stupid. As you know, that’s a pretty rare event for me. So be sure to listen to IWS Radio’s Fox NewsExtravaganza! 

Team Miley or Team Nicki? How 'Bout Team IWS!!

Season Six of IWS Radio got off to a wild and sniffy start. Matt-Man had to work the whole weekend because OTHER people like to take vacations and Jayman was suffering through an early fall allergy attack. Jay did his best to not let his sniffing, hacking and wheezing distract from the hilarity of the show though. So what all happened? Well ….

Matt-Man gave the big guy upstairs (God, not his upstairs neighbor) credit for intervening and making a customer choose beer instead of wine. The Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Burnett and Elmore Roads in Bagwine, Ohio) isn’t allowed to legally sell wine on Sundays and Matt forgot!

Jayman has a pretty slow week and scoured his notes hoping to find something that happened that he could share with IWS’ vast and diverse worldwide audience, but it was no use. He felt like he let the fans down, but didn’t want to make anything up. IWS listeners are way to intelligent to fall for that!

Jayman announced that IWS was NOT renewing the contracts of Dusty Sandman and the Alarmist Weatherman for Season Six.

Matt-Man announced that Stubby Stonehenge had been let go. He might be dead. We don’t know.

Dick Berns made his triumphant return to IWS Radio though with a rousing report from New Orleans commemorating the 10 year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.!

There was some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad music played!

Jayman lamented the fact that doing the show in prime time meant he wouldn’t be able to watch the first hour of Miley Cyrus hosting the MTV Video Music Awards.

Jeb Bush and Jeb Bush’s badly Photoshopped black hand did a Direct TV ad that was hilarious!

Jeb Bush also had a little  problem saying that Asians are the biggest “anchor babies” in America.

Hillary made a really pathetic attempt at using humor to deflect her little email problem.

Matt and Jay wondered if both Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush should just drop out of the race. They agreed that both Hillary and Jeb have been running truly horrible campaigns.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf updated us on the Canadian elections and how things are shaping up in America’s Attic.

IWS World Media News Division broke the news that Obama will allow Mt. McKinley to be renamed “Denali” which was its original name. Plus Matt and Jay predicted the whiny crybaby fit republicans would throw over this decision.

Matt and Jay discussed possible new segment ideas or guest ideas for Season Six.

You definitely need to check this prime time gem out! Seriously! 

                              

Jeb Bush And His Black Left Hand LOVE IWS Radio

Hello my fellow hard working American patriots. I took a break from the campaign trail this past weekend to do two things that I have always wanted to do...

Listen to the Five Year Anniversary broadcast of the IWS Radio Show, and help to bring about racial harmony in our country by having my left hand surgically altered to be that of a black man.

And I have two words for you on how I fared with those two items...

Mission Accomplished!!

Anyway...Jay and Matt put on a spectacular show this past Sunday, and here's a very efficient, executive type synopsis of the show...

Matt-Man foiled a drug intake incident, and like me, fostered racial harmony with a couple of color who wanted cheap cherry wine.

Jayman discussed the Missionary position with an older couple for an hour while sitting at the pharmacy.

Jesse Ferg gave a fire and brimstone tongue lashing to non-church-goers.

We re-lived the tragedy of Tammy Tibbles' death at the hands of ISIS.

Sarcastic Sam gave again his warning to any man who wants to get married

Bobby Kraft brought down the house with his Pulitzer Prize winning poem, "Maybe."

Thankfully, and yet sadly, Slyder Balzcock was the only IWS correspondent who chimed in with a Happy Anniversary wish for Jay and Matt.

Schmoop called-in from the bathroom and while she had a potty mouth, the acoustics were outstanding!!

Nurse Sherri and Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in as well, and the bad music oozed all over the place.

It was a great show, and you should give it a listen, because if you don't, the terrorists win and Dick Head Donald Trump will call you a loser.

So, to catch all of the IWS hilarity, listen below on the handy dandy player, and God Bless America!!