Rand Paul Has A New Hobby...Listening To IWS Radio

Happy last day of summer everyone...U.S. Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential candidate Rand Paulhere for IWS Radio.

Let me tell ya folks...My days on the campaign trail are numbered, and if Ramblin' Rick Santorum doesn't beat me to it, I'm going to be the next GOP candidate to follow in the empty shoes of Scott Walker, so I'm going to have a lot of free time on my hands.

And...What better way to spend that time than to listen to Jay and Matt on IWS Radio? There is no better way, and that's a fact. I mean, listened to this past Sunday's show and it was a hoot!!

Here's a sample of some the wackiness that went down in that brief two hour time...

Matt discussed his swollen right hand and imparted a tale about some young scalawag with drunk parents throwing cheese puffs on the Beer Mine floor, while Jay waxed angrily and justifiably about being ticketed by an overbearing Illinois State Storm Trooper.

Bret Bielema and that asshole Donald Trump came up with an asinine plan to rebuild the University of Arkansas football program.

Bobby Kraft whined about not being invited Matt-Man and Schmoop's wedding

Rev. Moneymaker was threatened by Pope Francis while interviewing said Pope, and dig it...

Jayman and Matt-Man took shots at the GOP Prez candidates over their debate performances, but left me out of it, because well...they dig me.

Some horribly bad music was played and then things got out of hand.

Once again after several attempts, Robert the Taylor discovered how to make a phone call and chimed in speaking in his Scottish code. Schmoop chimed in with meaningless babble, but finally...

Jamie Mapleleaf called in, and with her sexy Canadian voice put the cheese on the final cracker of the day.

It was awesome, so give it a listen, and in the near future, with extra time on my hands, I'll probably be in the IWS Radio studios LIVE and UNLEASHED!!

Kim Davis Condemns IWS Radio To HELL

Hello and God Bless...Kim Davis here for IWS Radio, and let me tell you, those who listen to IWS
Radio on a regular basis are bound for hell, and Jay and Matt are driving the bus.

I was stuck in my county jail cell Sunday and the guards pumped the IWS Radio broadcast all through the facility. It made me feel dirty as they held a sin-filled on-air bachelor party for Matt-Man.

The only redeeming thing about their nonsense is that Matt is actually marrying a woman, and that is they way God intended it. Anyway, here is a list of some of the depravity that went down on Sunday's IWS show...

Jay and Matt opened with witty banter that included talk about a cranky old man who annoys Matt at the Beer Mine...Jayman's need for high quality soap and shampoo, and the entire segment was sponsored by the delicious and versatile "Hash Brown."

Drew Peacock was up for the bachelor party in a sickening way, but it seems that his invite was lost in the mail.

Jesse Ferg and Schmoop pleaded with folks to call into the show and/or call Jerry's Kids while Jay and Matt called the Vatican Embassy and invited pope Frankie to the big wedding.

Sarah Palin was on top of her game as she defended our freedom in a most articulate manner.

Phil Diller celebrated Phil in the Blank Day and well...that has to be experienced.

And then things got weird when Jamie Mapleleaf called in and Robert The Taylor finally learned how to turn off his speakers during his several attempts to do the same.

So give it a listen everyone and discover how Satan works his evil through the comedy of the IWS Radio Show:

Robert The Taylor Loves Gay Marriage and IWS Radio

Top o' the mornin' all...Robert the Taylor here for IWS Radio...

Y'know? Some IWS Radio shows are better than others, and well, the IWS Radio show I listened to
yesterday was beyond the realm of creative genius.

Being Scottish, sometimes you Americans are hard to understand, but let me tell ya lads and lassies, during yesterday's show..?

Jay and Matt's comedy shone through the tubes of the internet in a fashion that was more visible and palatable than the stench floating over the waters of Loch Ness.

After Jay and Matt engaged in some some witty banter about the weather, the Beer Mine, and some grocery store rudeness, a man named Buddy Acapella sang your upstart American National Anthem.

Topical as IWS Radio always is, they had their reprehensible Dutch whore/newsman interview THE Confederate flag. Who knew that Guy could sound halfway sober and a flag of all people could be so damn articulate and sensitive?

There's was plenty of good American patriotic music played as well. Even though I am unwillingly a part of the losing side of your revolution, me toes were a tappin'. The bad songs that they played moved me even more.

And by moved me me more, I mean that the bad music moved me to the kitchen in order to pour meself another dram of hooch!!

The climax of the show involved a lesbian and as well all know no matter in which country we reside, a climaxing lesbian is a very hot thing. Anyhoo...

The angelic and happily married lesbianetically married Angie spoke on her joy and the disdain of others that resulted from Friday's SCROTUS Gay Marriage ruling in the states. She was awesome, and indeed, if I was a lesbian, I would be looking her up.

And my American friends, believe it or not I, Robert the Taylor called in as well. That's right lad and lassies. They gave me a bit of shit about my heritage and my accent, but that is only because they are jealous that we Scots have a lakefront prehistoric monster swimming about and their self-serving American ears can only understand their own voices.

Anyhoo...the two blokes did a fine job of celebrating America and making fun of it at the same time, so give em' a listen, but make certain to pour yeself a strong drink prior to doing so...

Jay and Matt Can Cure Your Monday-itis

Shake off  the hangover and self-loathing off on this Monday and give yesterday's IWS Radio Show a
listen.

Jay, Matt, and nearly five years of IWS Radio memories just hung out with each other and had one helluva funny time.

They got jiggy with the funny and played tons o'music both good and God-Awful, all the while promoting Woody Allen, praising the country of Burkina Faso, and cursing the denizens of Norway. Got to Hell Oslo!!

Jesse Ferg hopped aboard the IWS Peace Train as did Scotland's very own veggie eating warrior poet Robert Taylor, and of course the sexuality of the show went off the charts as Canada's own Jamie Mapleleaf graced the chat room and told everyone, "There, now you're fucked."

Slyder Balzcock, Dixie Ozark, Kirk Douglas, and Schmoop chimed in with inane and infantile chatter that you have come to expect and enjoy from the IWS World Media and Entertainment Group.

Party Marty and Nurse Sherri were their hilarious non-answering the phone selves and this show was so freakin' big that the late and great Dick Trickle and Stevie Ray Vaughn even showed up. It's true!! Don't believe me?

Well then give it a listen, 'cause let me tell ya, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!!