Kim Davis Condemns IWS Radio To HELL

Hello and God Bless...Kim Davis here for IWS Radio, and let me tell you, those who listen to IWS
Radio on a regular basis are bound for hell, and Jay and Matt are driving the bus.

I was stuck in my county jail cell Sunday and the guards pumped the IWS Radio broadcast all through the facility. It made me feel dirty as they held a sin-filled on-air bachelor party for Matt-Man.

The only redeeming thing about their nonsense is that Matt is actually marrying a woman, and that is they way God intended it. Anyway, here is a list of some of the depravity that went down on Sunday's IWS show...

Jay and Matt opened with witty banter that included talk about a cranky old man who annoys Matt at the Beer Mine...Jayman's need for high quality soap and shampoo, and the entire segment was sponsored by the delicious and versatile "Hash Brown."

Drew Peacock was up for the bachelor party in a sickening way, but it seems that his invite was lost in the mail.

Jesse Ferg and Schmoop pleaded with folks to call into the show and/or call Jerry's Kids while Jay and Matt called the Vatican Embassy and invited pope Frankie to the big wedding.

Sarah Palin was on top of her game as she defended our freedom in a most articulate manner.

Phil Diller celebrated Phil in the Blank Day and well...that has to be experienced.

And then things got weird when Jamie Mapleleaf called in and Robert The Taylor finally learned how to turn off his speakers during his several attempts to do the same.

So give it a listen everyone and discover how Satan works his evil through the comedy of the IWS Radio Show:

Matt Said...Jay Said...(202) 333-7121

Matt waxes poetically…Jay wanes introspectively…You, gather neither rhyme nor reason.

Matt:  Hello?
Jay:  Whadda ya know?
Matt:  A little more than I did yesterday.
Jay:  That’s damn good to hear; I must say.

Matt:  Schmoop isn’t enjoying my Thursdays off.
Jay:  Perhaps you could leave on Thursdays and go play golf.
Matt:  That sounds good, but kind of expensive.
Jay:  Dude, you gotta keep her happy; don’t be so pensive.

Matt:  Our show this week falls on Palm Sunday.
Jay:  When Jesus on a donkey, made it a Funday.
Matt:  Christ is King.  Ha…Christ is funny.
Jay:  And by his blood on the cross, people love to make money.

Matt:  We could talk about that.
Jay:  We could and we should.
Matt:  We could talk about Favstar, and how most users are morons.
Jay:  We could deride their un-funniness, and then let bygones be bygones.

Matt:  Perhaps, as you know, it’s National Poetry Month…
Jay:  And we could base our show ‘round, poetry, prose, and such?
Matt:  That would be awesome!!
Jay:  That would be great!!
Matt:  You know who would like it, that’d be Paul Piatt.
Jay:  I'd like it too; c’mon, let’s try it!!

Matt:  Paul Piatt will be there, Slyder, and Schmoop as well.
Jay:  Bobby Kraft will chime in, and Drew Peacock will rhyme like a bell.
Matt:  And many others will poetize.
Jay:  For they have a lot to prose-itize.

Matt:  So this Sunday from Noon-2 PM, Eee Tee
Jay:  We will be bringing the funny poetry.
Matt:  And perhaps, we will may make people laugh.
Jay:  But only if we do a reading, by the late Sylvia Plath.

Matt:  I think we’re ready.
Jay:  Ready as Freddy.
Matt:  Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiit!
Jay:  Aight.
Matt:  That didn’t rhyme.
Jay:  I was juxtaposing.
Matt:  That’s HOT!!

To catch IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET during their Poetry, Prose, and Poseurs episode, you can click right, HERE!!