Kim Davis Condemns IWS Radio To HELL

Hello and God Bless...Kim Davis here for IWS Radio, and let me tell you, those who listen to IWS
Radio on a regular basis are bound for hell, and Jay and Matt are driving the bus.

I was stuck in my county jail cell Sunday and the guards pumped the IWS Radio broadcast all through the facility. It made me feel dirty as they held a sin-filled on-air bachelor party for Matt-Man.

The only redeeming thing about their nonsense is that Matt is actually marrying a woman, and that is they way God intended it. Anyway, here is a list of some of the depravity that went down on Sunday's IWS show...

Jay and Matt opened with witty banter that included talk about a cranky old man who annoys Matt at the Beer Mine...Jayman's need for high quality soap and shampoo, and the entire segment was sponsored by the delicious and versatile "Hash Brown."

Drew Peacock was up for the bachelor party in a sickening way, but it seems that his invite was lost in the mail.

Jesse Ferg and Schmoop pleaded with folks to call into the show and/or call Jerry's Kids while Jay and Matt called the Vatican Embassy and invited pope Frankie to the big wedding.

Sarah Palin was on top of her game as she defended our freedom in a most articulate manner.

Phil Diller celebrated Phil in the Blank Day and well...that has to be experienced.

And then things got weird when Jamie Mapleleaf called in and Robert The Taylor finally learned how to turn off his speakers during his several attempts to do the same.

So give it a listen everyone and discover how Satan works his evil through the comedy of the IWS Radio Show:

Drew Peacock Loooooooves IWS Radio

Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh...Drew Peacock here for IWS Radio. Jay and Matt are doing another hot, award winning broadcast tomorrow and they are going to be talking about how they are so smoooooooth and sexy.

Awww yeahhh Baby, so of course they wanted the smoothest guy around to pump...it...up!!

Drew The Smooth will be listening LIVE tomorrow and I hope you oil up, get naked with me, and listen along as well. The show is going to be hotter than me going down on Miley Cyrus in a swimming pool full of Ver...Mont...Maple...Syrrrrrrup. Awwwww yeahhhhh.

Here's what Jay and Matt will be talking abouuuuuuuuuuut...

BTR is big on loading for smooth playback and nobody is smoother than Matt-Man and Jayman. They are the smoothest hosts in all of internet radio (according to a poll conducted in their own homes with a +/- of A LOT). So, they're here this week to talk about being smooth. A lot of people are in need of advice on the do's and dont's of being smooth and Matt and Jay are here to just the guys to do it.

Matt and Jay both had near death experiences this week. Matt was almost crushed by a centuries old tree that fell on the Bagwine Digs and Jay almost got mauled to death by two vicious killer dogs. Plus there will be an update on how Matt and Schmoop's wedding plans are coming along. You'll be shocked when you hear how much progress they've made.

Of course there's lots more happening this week. Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj got into a sexy, dirty Twitter war this week. Matt and Jay are all over this one and will provide all the analysis you need. Donald Trump might be legitimately crazy and there are some folks out there who think Bernie Sanders might be a Nazi.

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to provide everyone with jocularity. Bobby Kraft has an IWS exclusive interview with Dwarf Planet Pluto and there's just no telling who or what else might drop by. All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!

So c'mon baby, join me, Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: IWS Is Loading For Smooth Playback. Just click HERE and enter the romper room of romance.

With All of My Looooooooooove,

Drewwwwwwwwww

Even During Troubled Times, IWS Radio Goes Rogue Wholesome

They said it couldn’t be done, but Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team did a wholesome, family fun show in response to their smutty show that they did the week before.  And?

It was awesome!!

Ma Tibbles chimed in not only once, but twice with her homespun wisdom.

Tammy Tibbles brought her spunky and fiercely fantastic form of life lessons as well.

Rev. Moneymaker graciously absolved Jay and Matt from all of their sins from last week’s show and then went on what appeared to be a drunken and expletive fueled tirade against Guy Ahnyurdyck.  It wasn’t pretty, but God Dammit, it was real life wholesomeness.

Jay made sure that the Brady Brunch showed up with some cutesy 70’s fun and morals, and Matt?

He brought along the Douglas family as the My Three Sons family celebrated Rob and Katie’s wedding/honeymoon.

We found out oddly enough that Drew Peacock has a quasi-wholesome side.

Listeners discovered at the same time as we did that in the 1950’s, teenage kids named Jimmy could be put on probation for knowing a homosexual named Ralph.

The Cleavers of Leave it to Beaver fame were well included as The Beave struggled with dating and Ward discussed the limited role of women.

Jay and Matt discussed the aforementioned Brady family and the disturbing dynamic between Daddy Mike and daughter Cindy.

Slyder Balzcock had a somewhat welcoming Friendship Day neighborhood cookout.

Jamie Mapleleaf opened things up as usual with harsh words for Matt, but as always, after that…the show kicked wholesome ass.

So…listen to it, love it, and laugh at it, and tell at least ten friends to do the same, because…well…this episode was wholesome.  So, give it a listen!!

Guys We Fucked

Let me tell you boys and girls…Yesterday during the IWS Radio Show things got wild!!

First off, Jay and Matt berated Blog Talk Radio for currying favor toward hot chicks with potty mouths, and let me tell you…this will not stand.

Next week’s IWS Radio Show is going to be an explicit show about explicitness!!  So, strap yourself in or go home, be hernia free, or be a lesser person for not being able to meet the risk…and the challenge.

After nearly thirty minutes of berating BTR for not caring about men…men who pay good money to be “Premium” members, and ultimately proving our point that Blog Talk Radio only promotes shows hosted by women of loose values and questionable moral character…

Jay and Matt after being angered by these facts, settled down, and put on one helluva great radio show yesterday.

Sure, the two Cocks…Slyder and Drew couldn’t give a correct answer to save their lives…

Aunt Jax, while incredibly LATE to the party with her song (which was HOT) hung out with us and was awesome…

Bobby Kraft made fun of online quiz results, and our very own Matt-Man as well.  It was awesome!!

Jamie Mapleleaf was so God Damn Canadian while chiming in, that while even not listening, Bill Shatner cried.

Kip Kelly was on hand to announce his new game show, and really?

The show was all about fun as we asked each other trivia questions, however…

Enjoy this show now, because if you do not?  When next week’s show comes around, you will hopefully be offended to the point where you tell your friends and neighbors.

Here you go my friends and neighbors…If you missed us LIVE on Sunday, you can catch all of the IWS Radio hilarity, right here…

Matt Said...Jay Said...(202) 333-7121

Matt waxes poetically…Jay wanes introspectively…You, gather neither rhyme nor reason.

Matt:  Hello?
Jay:  Whadda ya know?
Matt:  A little more than I did yesterday.
Jay:  That’s damn good to hear; I must say.

Matt:  Schmoop isn’t enjoying my Thursdays off.
Jay:  Perhaps you could leave on Thursdays and go play golf.
Matt:  That sounds good, but kind of expensive.
Jay:  Dude, you gotta keep her happy; don’t be so pensive.

Matt:  Our show this week falls on Palm Sunday.
Jay:  When Jesus on a donkey, made it a Funday.
Matt:  Christ is King.  Ha…Christ is funny.
Jay:  And by his blood on the cross, people love to make money.

Matt:  We could talk about that.
Jay:  We could and we should.
Matt:  We could talk about Favstar, and how most users are morons.
Jay:  We could deride their un-funniness, and then let bygones be bygones.

Matt:  Perhaps, as you know, it’s National Poetry Month…
Jay:  And we could base our show ‘round, poetry, prose, and such?
Matt:  That would be awesome!!
Jay:  That would be great!!
Matt:  You know who would like it, that’d be Paul Piatt.
Jay:  I'd like it too; c’mon, let’s try it!!

Matt:  Paul Piatt will be there, Slyder, and Schmoop as well.
Jay:  Bobby Kraft will chime in, and Drew Peacock will rhyme like a bell.
Matt:  And many others will poetize.
Jay:  For they have a lot to prose-itize.

Matt:  So this Sunday from Noon-2 PM, Eee Tee
Jay:  We will be bringing the funny poetry.
Matt:  And perhaps, we will may make people laugh.
Jay:  But only if we do a reading, by the late Sylvia Plath.

Matt:  I think we’re ready.
Jay:  Ready as Freddy.
Matt:  Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiit!
Jay:  Aight.
Matt:  That didn’t rhyme.
Jay:  I was juxtaposing.
Matt:  That’s HOT!!

To catch IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET during their Poetry, Prose, and Poseurs episode, you can click right, HERE!!