Happiness is Paducah Kentucky in Your Rearview Mirror

For EIGHT LONG YEARS Matt-Man and Jayman and the entire staff of IWS Radio have done nothing but praise our adopted hometown of Paducah, Kentucky. We worked hard to
cultivate a strong friendship built on mutual admiration and respect. We were in the process of building the most amazing and beautiful World Headquarters there.

Just as we were ready to hold our grand opening Paducah hung up on us. LITERALLY! Needless to say Matt, Jay, Jamie and our entire staff are in shock. We're hurt. We're angry. We're not gonna take this lying down. IWS Radio is fighting back this week! Paducah can go fBLEEPk itself! 

As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to help us through this very emotionally difficult time in our lives. We will soldier on with witty banter, good/bad music and, of course, booze. Breaking up is hard to do, but it helps to lash out at the one who hurt you and that's just what we're gonna do! The phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 if you want to call in and console us or attempt to defend Paducah.

Although, we don't know why anyone would. Brace yourself Paducah ... IWS is coming for you, and we're bringing hell with us. 

Easter Fool's Day 2018: May The Farce Be With You

IWS Radio is giddy because not only do we love Easter, the resurrection of Jesus is even
more iconic when it falls on April Fool's Day, and we are going to hilariously celebrate the hell out of that juxtaposition!!

Christ will be exiting the cave in the form of witty banter, alcohol taste testing, jokes that will send Jay and Matt straight to hell, bad and good music, and special guests such as Rev. Moneymaker, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Paul Piatt, and Bionic Bill.

All of that, plus the HOT Canadian sinner Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents...Easter Fool's Day 2018: May The Farce Be With You

So give it a listen...It will resurrect your funny bone!!

Slipping Slowly Into Madness

March has arrived and it's pure madness out there folks! We've got time changes to deal with. Trade wars have been launched. A Donald Trump - Kim Jong Un meeting of the minds. St. Patrick's Day celebrations are about to happen BIGLY! And, on top of all that, it's time for the NCAA Tournament AKA: March Madness! 

Oh, and apparently there are some tool worshipers out there. How can people keep it all straight? Well, that's where Matt-Man and Jayman come in. We're gonna try to help you navigate your way through all the crazy goings ons without losing your mind. Well, we'll do our best. 

Luckily we won't have to do it alone. Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to provide a little comic relief. There will be witty banter, good and bad music and of course, BOOZE! And, most importantly there will be YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852

So give it a listen!!

The Forty-Five Greatest Men in American History And Stormy Daniels

American has produced some of the greatest men the world has ever known.

Men who have inspired others to greatness and quite simply saved the world from fascism, authoritarianism and communism.

But, only forty-five men have been able to rise above all others to become President of the United States. These are the best of the best and the worst of the worst.

IWS Radio is here to celebrate these great, yet flawed men. Matt-Man and Jayman will talk about their favorite presidents and which ones they think are underrated and overrated and some little known facts about some of them. 

As always there will be witty banter, good and bad music and the always hilarious The Good, The Bad, The Sudzy Booze Taste Test. Joining Matt and Jay will be our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players. Plus there will be a special Toilet Talk with Tinyhead! It was an action-packed two hours of history and hilarity!

It was an epic show, so give it a listen, and thank us later!!

Valentine's Day Retreat At Mar A Lago

Well...The Super Bowl parties have passed, and the horrid made-up "holiday" and sexist gift grab of Valentine's Day is upon us. Aside from the Winter Olympics, there is nothing shaking until St. Patrick's Day, so the IWS Radio staff has decided to go down to Donald Trump's Mar a Lago estate and have a winter retreat, and perhaps make plans for a military parade honoring Jay and Matt!!

Witty banter, and Good and Bad music will abound...Tiffany Trump will be pimping out her new business venture, we'll be taste testing alcohol drinks with greasy Russian oligarchs, praying for Jay's body, and Matt's new career as a dating consultant, AND of course, getting down and dirty with the uber-sexy Jamie Mapleleaf.

If you missed it LIVE give it a listen and join us every Sunday LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio and like us on Facebook at iwsradio!!

Tom Brady Chokes and Lesbian Karaoke!

It's Super Bowl Sunday and that means Team IWS Radio is all in ready to party and root for their favorite team. Of course, none of the IWS Players are massholes, so we're all rooting for the Eagles. We'll have our Smart Car Keys to the Game. An in depth interview with Tom Brady, advice on Super Bowl gambling from Mick Dorris, Super Bowl Party ideas and of course analysis from Slyder Balzcock. PLUS! Since President Trump is snubbing NBC, the traditional Super Bowl presidential interview will be conducted by Sean Hannity for IWS Radio! We've got all the big exclusives here at IWS, y'all! 

There was also a very special  Lesbian Karaoke performance of "The Tide is High" by our very own Angie! Bionic Bill was .... different. And Matt-Man tested an Erection Pill. You won't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else people! 

As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players providing comedy and insights to all walks of life. Or something. There will be good and bad Boston and Philly music, a booze taste test and a discussion about what crummy places Boston, Philadelphia and Minneapolis are. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!

The Secret Society Is Laughing At You

Members of the FBI are having secret meetings. Free Masons are secrety building an invisible border wall, and the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is ominously unravelling across the fabric of our nation. Secret Societies are everywhere these days, so...

Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as we hilariously expose them, and provide over the top mockery of all of the conspiracy theorists out there who are full of OUTRAGE, PANIC, and DOOM.

We'll have plenty of witty banter, good/bad music, top notch sketch comedy, alcohol taste testing, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, the lovely Jamie Mapleleaf, and you phone calls at 661.244.9852 as well!!

So save yourself, and laugh along with us, as IWS Radio presents: The Secret Society Is Laughing At You

2018...Crazy, Insane, And Lit AF

It's 2018, and while just a few days in, this year is already crazy, insane, and lit AF!! The leader of the free world, one Donald Trump, is calling some countries sh*tholes...Jayman is growing a beard, Matt Man is somehow still employed, and Jamie Mapleleaf is singing during show prep and reciting poetry.

What the hell is going on!!? Well, we are going to break it all down and light it up for you this week with witty banter, good/bad music, an Eye on America report, an alcohol taste review, and all sponsored by Donald Trump Shithole Countries Cruise Line, and mucho more-o.

You can listen to all of the comedic magic that happened right here, and please join us every Sunday LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio!!

Covfefe, Camping, And Fallen Comrades

This past Sunday, the IWS Radio team celebrated summer and Memorial Day with robust covfefe.


We also had a Trumpkin call-in and viciously attacks us and after toying with him, we dismissed him with extreme prejudice.


It's a laugh a minute so give it a listen!!

Donald Trump And Disco Balls Of Death

This past Sunday, we celebrated, among other things, the Super Bowl, breathing on one's own, and Cherry Chocolate Beer. Check out the show notes and give the hilarious show a listen!!

Give it a listen; you'll be glad you did!!

Let Freedom Trickle Down

Donald Trump is ready to shower America with greatness, but IWS Radio wants to piss on his parade. Or something ...

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Final 2016 Presidential Forecast: Trump Landslide!

Hello again sports fans IWS Radio Senior Analytics Correspondent Nick Dorris back one more time with my final presidential election forecast. This has been some kind of election season. Two historically disliked candidates and an electorate that just isn’t in the mood for this crap. Over the last two weeks though Donald Trump has built on his huge wins in the debates and now appears to be on the doorstep of winning the presidency.

As of right now I have Donald Trump with forty-eight point eight percent of the popular vote to Hillary Clinton’s forty-one point six percent. Trump’s climb in the popular vote has been slow and steady and befitting a man of his humble, blue collar persona. Clinton, on the other hand, has imploded just as you would expect from someone with such a volatile personality and lack of self-discipline.

The Electoral College is blowout city. After running my model more than 3.479 billion times, I have Donald Trump sitting on 351 electoral votes to Hillary Clinton’s 187. As you can see the news of the second Comey Letter on Sunday was a devastating blow to Hillary Clinton and appears to be the coup de grâce to her campaign. 

I guess I should take a moment to acknowledge that most of the big forecasting sites are showing Hillary Clinton with a pretty substantial chance of winning. I think they are making some very unfortunate mistakes. Heck, the New York Times is giving Hillary an eighty-five percent chance of winning. What are those guys smoking?

And, while five thirty eight dot com is only giving Hillary a seventy percent chance of winning they are hedging pretty heavily making wild claims like “Hillary is doing really well in early voting in North Carolina and Nevada” and “Latinos and women are voting in big numbers for Hillary and that might be represented properly in the polls.” What a load of bullshit.

I tell you what. If Donald Trump does win as I have predicted? Hoo Boy I am going to come on IWS Radio next week and stunt on Nate Silver. I am going to tear him a new one and let him know there’s a new kid on the analytics block who isn’t blinded by partisanship or feeling the need to word things such that I can always claim to be right. It’s gonna get ugly people.

But, until then, this has been Nick Dorris reminding you that the numbers never lie.

BTW, you should totally listen to IWS Radio’s election preview from this week. It’s a real doozy! Matt-Man and Jayman found a way to laugh at this campaign while also conveying the very real possibility that American Democracy will die on Nov 8.

The Trump Surge Continues to Grow

Hello again sports fans. IWS Radio Chief Analytics Correspondent Nick Dorris back with another look at the state of the 2016 presidential race. Wow! What a difference a few days make, huh? Donald Trump is SURGING into a strong lead both in the popular vote AND in the Electoral College vote. Looks like Trump’s closing argument is really starting to work with the American people. It’s starting to look like voters are tuning Hillary Clinton out.

Also, while there has been a lot of talk about Hillary’s vaunted GOTV ground game, it looks like it’s the Trump supporters who are getting out there and voting. While Clinton might have a slight edge in early vote in battleground states like Florida, North Carolina and Louisiana, the Trump plan of overwhelming his opponent with huge crowds are rallies looks to be working out pretty good for him.

As you can see from the map below, Trump is now sitting on 288 electoral votes to Hillary’s 220. Only New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Nevada are tossups at this point. Since you only need 270 electoral votes to be elected president, Trump is just working on running up the score and getting that big mandate that all presidents look for when they come into office.

In the popular vote I have Donald Trump at 48% to Hillary Clinton’s 44% with Jill Stein, Gary Johnson and Evan McMullen totaling 16%. As Trump continues to climb in the popular vote he will consolidate the vote in the tossup states and possibly even flip a couple of the blue states like Connecticut and Oregon. Barring some kind of blockbuster news, I suspect that will happen over the next couple of days.

Okay then, I’ll be back again this weekend with another update and of course, I will be discussing my analysis of the race on IWS Radio this Sunday which will be on in PRIME TIME starting at 8 pm ET! Until then, remember: The Numbers Never Lie!  

Election Forcast by Nick Dorris is LIVE!

Hello sports fans. IWS Radio Chief Data Correspondent Nick Dorris with my first post ever on iwsradio.com! If you have been listing to IWS Radio you have heard me taking about my election model and some of my early predictions. I have been working feverishly to perfect my model and I think I’ve just about got it down. There might still be a couple of bugs, but I’m confident that I’m giving IWS Radio fans a very good indication of the state of the race as things stand right now, one week out.

This has been the wackiest presidential race in my memory. There have been so many wild swings that it has been very difficult to keep up with everything. The polls have swung back and forth between Trump leads and Hillary leads that it can give a person whiplash! It seems like every time I check Twitter there is a new October Surprise! I don’t know how many more of them the American people can take. One of the things I’m finding in my polling analysis is that a large percentage of Americans are very ready for this race to be over. I feel like the “mainstream” media is missing this very important point. I also believe that this election fatigue could possibly affect turnout for either Trump or Clinton. I know that’s a bit of a contrarian position, but I do feel that way.

So, here’s where the race stands today: A dead heat!

My model estimates that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are currently tied at 43% each. Jill Stein, Gary Johnson and Evan McMullin all have, I don’t know, like 3 or 4% each or something. Whatever! Who cares about them! What’s important is that Hillary Clinton’s once YUUUUUUGE lead is now gone. And, so is Trump’s! He had a lead too, right? See what I mean about how crazy this race is?

As for the Electoral College, again we find a VERY close race. When you include leaners my model has Hillary Clinton with 217 electoral votes and Donald Trump with 216. Can’t get much close than that! As you can see NH, PA, NC, FL, MI, WI, NM and NV are all tossups. That means they could go either way.

As I said earlier, this election is very hard to get a good handle on. But, I have now run my model more than 2.43 BILLION times and I feel like I’m really zoning in on a very good predictive model. I will continue to input information and work on making it better around the clock. I will be back in a couple of days to update the state of the race again. Until then, remember that the numbers never lie!

Oh hey! Don’t forget to check out IWS Radio! This week was our annual Halloween Extravaganza and it was SPOOKTACULAR! Damn good stuff and you should check it out…