Season 8 Finale: The End of the Road?

Another great IWS Radio Show in the can...

After last week's disaster, Matt-Man and Jayman are celebrating our Season Eight Finale by picking through the charred remains of the IWS Radio empire hoping to salvage enough to use as a foundation to rebuild. 

We're dealing with hurt feelings, dysfunction and low morale. People are angry, man. People are angry. IWS Radio is most definitely at its nadir. Rebuilding will be a Herculean effort and we just don't know if we're up to it. 

It is Matt and Jay's hope that by looking back at the good times and playing some of our favorite moments from the past season we can find reason to rebuild and move forward.  

As always there was be witty banter ... assuming we can be witty in these trying times ... good and bad songs and a booze taste testing segment that was sorely needed. 

Our very own Omarosa, Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf was there along with what's left of the IWS Players. We'll also talk about how Donald Trump somehow managed to have a worse week than we did!

Give it a listen and have some laughs...

Jay, Matt, and Mimi Jumped the Peace Shark

Yesterday…Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players had quite the time during their Peace, Pencil Skirts, and Politics Show.

For the first hour, they spoke with Mimi Lenox the Director at Blog Blast for Peace as she spoke about her determination to change the world into a peaceful place one “peace globe” at a time.

Cordial, light-hearted, and informative Mimi laid out her plans for a world full of peace, and left Jay and Matt following right behind her pencil skirt.

And then…The World turned dark.

Jay, Matt, and Bobby Kraft began to talk politics.

Jay had an awesome time at the early voting polls with an old, civically endowed, yet vapid lady who knows not how to verify a voter.

Matt-Man’s prodigal son returned, albeit briefly.

Jay and Matt relished the new hours at the Beer Mine as Matt may unwittingly end up with too much time on his hands.

Tom Pryor and Mark Cotton are in dire straits.

Kay Tillis in spite of McCain’s endorsement may lose.  And if so, it’s okay, McCain also endorsed Thom Hagan.

And while Jean Shaheen has lived in New Hampshire for years, she doesn’t realize that her carpet bagging alter ego Scott Brown has no clue that Montpelier is the capital…of Vermont.  What?

I know right!?  The show was all sorts of wacky, fucked up peaceful mayhem, but Jay and Matt kept it in perspective and all under control.

Jay and Matt also called Senate campaign headquarters across the land in search of inside information, and what they got from Joni Ernst, Bruce Braley, Tom Cotton, and Mark Pryor will shock you.

So…

Give yesterday’s show a listen and tell your friends to listen as well, because with midterm elections coming up, they will finally realize what midterm elections really are.

But seriously listen to the show, and at least give peace a chance by listening to Mimi Lenox during the first hour of the show, she was awesome…

In Search of Moderate Syrian Rebels

Holaaaaaaaa y’all! As you probably know by now, the US Congress and Senate have given President Obama approval to identify and arm “moderate” Syrian Rebels to fight ISIS and whomever is a problem for us over there. Well, IWS World Media News has attained a copy of the questions that military advisors will be asking random Syrians to find these “moderate” rebels.

1. Are you now or have you ever been an extremist?

2. Do you think the offsetting personal foul call in football is appropriate?

3. Would you happily drive a light brown Honda Accord?

4. Do you enjoy it when David Broader writes about his bipartisan dreams in the WAPO?

5. Would you be perfectly happy living in the American Midwest?

6. Are you willing to do what’s right even though it might not be what’s popular?

7. John McCain: Great Maverick or Greatest Maverick EVAH?

8. Do you support REASONABL individual liberty and regulations in political and social reform?

9. Would you be willing to serve on a bipartisan blue ribbon committee?

10. Do you know pornography when you see it?

11. Do you usually prefer vanilla milk shakes?

12. Do you prefer a daily routine over just “winging it?”

13. Do you use food safe gloves when handling raw meats?

14. Are you a fan of simple plain hamburgers?

15. Do you type out then delete status updates and Tweets because you’re worried they might offend someone?

16. Are you unhappy with big changes?

17. Are you a “don’t sweat the small stuff” type of guy?

18. Do you think that both sides of any argument usually make some good points?

19. Do you reject labels?

20. Do you think both Fox News and MSNBC are too extreme?

I see no way this can go badly at all. Consider ISIS (or ISIL) as good as defeated!

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IWS Person of the Week: Nicolle Wallace

Big news happened in the world of daytime TV late this week as it was announced that "Dr." Jenny McCarthy was cast asunder from her position on ABC's, The View.

Who will will replace the blonde bombshell of anti-vaccination speak?  None other than Nicolle Wallace!!

What?  Are we hearing crickets from the vast and diverse IWS worldwide audience?  Well we shouldn't be, because with the addition of Wallace, The View not only added cuteness, it added a B.A. from Cal-Berkeley, and a M.A. from Northwestern University.

Next to Whoopi Annoyingberg is the aforementioned Nicole Wallace...

Nicolle has spent many years in and around politics; she was even charged with the arduous task of making George W. Bush sound coherent in her stint as his White House Communications Director...

The lovely Ms. Wallace was also a big wig along with Steve Schmidt during John McCain's failed 2008 Presidential bid...

Matt-Man is a HUGE fan of Nicolle's as she is a frequent guest on MSNBC's Morning Joe show, and Matt was once quoted as saying, "Sarah Palin can't stand Nicolle Wallace and that makes Nicolle more than okay in my book..."

Nicolle Wallace isn't HOT, but man...Her sense of humor, common sense, abundant cuteness, and smarts, make her damn sexy...

Congrats to the Nicolle Wallace...our IWS Person of the Week and newest member of The View.  You go girl!!

And in news that is even bigger than Nicolle Wallace replacing Jenny McCarthy on The View...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team take to the airwaves today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing when, why, or whether people should self-censor themselves on social media outlets. Do some folks say too much, others not enough, and really do we want to hear about the massive dump some guy just took?

All of that plus your calls LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on the IWS Radio Show's Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU show.  To catch us LIVE today...

Click HERE.

John McCain: Person of the Week!

IWS Radio is PROUD to announce that our Person of the Week is none other than the great Maverick Senator from Arizona …. John McCain!!

Senator McCain is a truly great American from his service in Vietnam where he was a POW in the infamous Hanoi Hilton (you DID know he was a POW right? He almost never mentions it) to his looooooooooooong distinguished service in the US Senate, he has been a fixture in American politics and culture for nearly half a century.

In addition to his mavericky mavrickness where he’s “bucked his party” many times (although never in any meaningful way that would actually stop his party from doing what they want to do) he’s also a true American celebrity. McCain’s IMDB page has more entries than some Emmy and Academy Award winning actors and actresses.

This week has been an especially great week for McCain. It started with him saying that it would be “catastrophic” for congress to fail to support the mission in Syria. Then, a day or so later, he voted “no” on the proposal in the Foreign Relations Committee. Then, he said he would vote for it if they would add language expanding the scope of the mission and setting the stage for all-out war. Then, on top of everything else on Friday he said that “maybe Marijuana should be legalized.”  Damn, what a true American Maverick he is!

I will say that there is ONE THING that McCain has done over the years that we can all agree on. He father the lovely and talented Meghan McCain! Like her father, Meghan is a very serious person focused on policy and big national issues, when she’s not starring in her own reality show, of course.

Anyway, congrats to Senator John McCain, a Great American, on being named the IWS “Person of the Week!”

Also, don’t forget to catch IWS Radio’s “Ground Game andAerial Attacks” show Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!! 

Harry Connick, John McCain, Syria, K-Pop and More! It's Time for Headlines!!

Holaaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! I’ve got nothing which means it’s time yet again for some Headlines!! Please try to contain your excitement. Thanks.

- Desperate for work of any kind washed up crooner Harry Connick Jr. agrees to be a cohost on American Idol.

- Area man announces he “let loose” with his “loudest burp ever” over the weekend.

- Microsoft bans “can you hear me now” jokes after making offer to buy Nokia. “That’s Verizon you stupid hacks” CEO Ballmer tweets.

- Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam set to play lead roles in the movie version of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”  “I can’t wait to beat the hell outta Dakota and abuse her” said Hunnam.

- Diana Nyad swims from Cuba to Key West, Florida. Realizes she forgot her passport and had to swim back to get it.

- Texans reward defensive standout Brian Cushing with six year contract extension. “Steroids are fucking great!” proclaimed Cushing.

- Keith Olbermann schedules HUGE meltdown over his ESPN 2 show being bumped by late-running sporting events for the middle of October.

- President Obama to seek okay from congress on Syria. “They’ll do the right thinAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … Sorry, I couldn’t quite get that out with a straight face” said Obama.

- 45 year old white man living in America doesn’t understand why people think his love for K-Pop is creepy

- Area liberal panicking as Obamacare starts to take hold. “I figured he would lose in 2012 and it would be repealed so I would always have the fake moral high ground.” Said the distraught blue collar worker.  

- Pre-Microwaved fish from Japan known as FukuSushi all the rage at hipster restaurants in NYC.

- Oakland Raiders struggle to find enough guys willing to play for them to fill 53 man roster.

- Taylor Swift working on new song about how disappointed she is in herself for using “the F-word” at VMAs.

- LeBron James producing sitcom where an NBA star’s 45 year old mother is dating a 31 year old rapper nobody has ever heard of.

- John McCain mocked for playing poker on his iPhone during Syria hearings, drawing to an inside straight.

- Area woman wants to watch popular TV and NetFlix shows but doesn’t want to give up feeling of smug superiority.  

- Area man arrested while riding his John Deere mower down Main Street while naked at 3 am and trying to shoot out street lights while singing “All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down.” Police say alcohol MIGHT have been involved.

Okay, that’s enough. I’ve got things to do.

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Matt Said Jay Said 3

Matt pops a cork…Jay taps a keg…You celebrate with us.

Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!!
Jay:  What’s up?
Matt:  I’m getting excited about our big 3rd Year Anniversary Show this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET.
Jay:  IKR?  This show is gonna be bigger and hotter than the flames coming out of your ass after eating a can of Beefaroni!!

Matt:  I just had a flashback thank you very much, but you’re right.
Jay:  Man, can you believe it?  Three years of non-stop laughs and top notch journalism.
Matt:  IKR?  It’s like we’re the FOX News of Blog Talk Radio, only we have top notch journalism.

Jay:  True…They could learn a thing or two from us…like being
Matt:  Like what?  FOX News being fair and balanced?  That’s crazy talk!!
Jay:  A man can dream, can’t he?
Matt: I suppose, but let’s try to stay in a relative realm of reality.

Jay:  Word.  So, this anniversary show…the accolades having been pouring into us from many celebs.
Matt:  Oh I know…I received one today from San Diego Mayor Bob Filner.
Jay:  Wow…I have already received congrats from Rick Perry, Roseanne, and Ted Cruz.
Matt:  Freaking awesome.  Dig this Jayman; John McCain sent us THREE statements of kind words!!
Jay:  That’s so cute, but guess what?
Matt:  What?

Jay:  President Obama just now sent us one as well!!
Matt:  Get outta here.
Jay:  If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!!
Matt:  This is HUGE!!

Jay:  We need to play these and the warm words from others in power, for our loyal audience.
Matt:  We sure as hell will, along with playing our fave files and moments from Season 3.
Jay:  Nothing wrong with a Sunday stroll down Memory Lane.

Matt:  I’m sure Guy Ahnyurdyck, Slyder Balzcock, and maybe even Kim Fragile will chime in.

Jay:  And Joshua, Rev. Moneymaker, Bobby Kraft are probably mixing and mincing up some words.

Matt:  And of course Jayman, you know who truly needs to be involved and celebrated…

Jay:  Damn Right!!  The listeners…who without fail, make us the Number One Comedy show nearly every week.

Matt:  We will have shout out and tributes galore to those fine folks
Jay:  As it should be, and we can touch on what is in store for Season Four.
Matt:  Poetically said Jayman.
Jay:  Rhyming is my Bitch.
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  So let’s get ready to party tomorrow, Sunday August 25th on Blog Talk Radio…
Matt:  As IWS Radio presents its Season 3 Finale LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET.
Jay:  Listen LIVE, hit the Chat Room, and of course Matt-Man…

Matt:  Call-In LIVE at 661.244.9852

Jay:  How do they get to the party, my good man?
Matt:  They can get there by clicking HERE.

Jay and Matt:  Holaaaaaa and Cheeeeeers!!

2013 NFL Team Previews

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa football fans! As I write (okay, type) this the NFL Hall of Fame game is being played between Dallas and Miami. Yes, it is almost time for football again. We’ll get few preseason games, then opening weekend of college football where I watch football from 11 am until around 12 midnight and refuse to apologize for it and then it will be NFL season again. I know you’re probably wondering who is going to be good and who is going to suck this season. Well, wonder no more cause I’m here to expertly break down every single team in the league for you.

NFC South:

Atlanta Falcons: OVER-RATED *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* OVER-RATED

Carolina Panthers: Could either be much better or still sucky.

New Orleans Saints: WHO DAT?! My #1 Team. Great offense. Shitty Defense.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Probably shitty, but awesome cheerleaders…

AFC South:

Houston Texans: My #2 Team. Solid, but can’t quite get it done.

Indianapolis Colts: Insufferable.

Jacksonville Jaguars: They fucking suck.

Tennessee Titans: Not bad, but nobody cares much about them.

AFC North:

Baltimore Ravens: Very good but probably won’t repeat.

Cincinnati Bengals: Not too bad w/ Ginger Ninja at QB

Cleveland Browns: Poor Cleveland. They deserve so much better.

Pittsburgh Steelers: 8-8 team that gets enough weirdly great calls from refs to win 10.

NFC North:

Chicago Bears: OVER-RATED *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* OVER-RATED

Detroit Lions: You think the city is a disaster, get a load of these guys.

Green Bay Packers: Underachievers led by Aaron Rogers who is a shitty teammate.

Minnesota Vikings: As average, boring and predictable as the NFL itself.

NFC East:

Dallas Cowboys: They're actually pretty good, but ... Romo.

NY Football Giants: Who knows? Probably good.

Philadelphia Eagles: Might be exciting but probably suck.

Washington Racial Slurs: I will watch RG3 every week.

AFC East:

Buffalo: I’m so sorry y’all. Another city that deserves better. Or do they?

Miami Dolphis: Slightly better than averagely shitty.

New England Patriots: Trending downward.

New York Jets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AFC West:

Denver Broncos: Good but Manning will fuck it up again somehow.

Kansas City Chiefs: Fuck ‘em.

Oakland Raiders: Combined IQ of all players = 72

San Diego Chargers: Who cares when you have cheerleaders like these…

NFC West:

Arizona Cardinals: Are they still in the league?

San Francisco 49ers: Best team in the NFL. Crazy good.

Seattle Seahawks: Very good team. Fans are HUGE whiners though.

St. Louis Rams: The usual shit.

So there you go folks. You won’t get this level of NFL team analysis anywhere else. Time to head to Vegas cause you know everything you need about each team now. You’re welcome.

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In other news, we threw a HUGE surprise Birthday Party for President Obama on IWS yesterday. It was a freaking blast too! Lots of people wishing Obama a happy birthday including Kanye West, Lady Ga Ga, John McCain, Thomas Jefferson, John Q Adams and a couple of dozen more! Plus we made many attempts to call important people. Listen to hear how those turned out…

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