IWS Person of the Week: Nicolle Wallace

Big news happened in the world of daytime TV late this week as it was announced that "Dr." Jenny McCarthy was cast asunder from her position on ABC's, The View.

Who will will replace the blonde bombshell of anti-vaccination speak?  None other than Nicolle Wallace!!

What?  Are we hearing crickets from the vast and diverse IWS worldwide audience?  Well we shouldn't be, because with the addition of Wallace, The View not only added cuteness, it added a B.A. from Cal-Berkeley, and a M.A. from Northwestern University.

Next to Whoopi Annoyingberg is the aforementioned Nicole Wallace...

Nicolle has spent many years in and around politics; she was even charged with the arduous task of making George W. Bush sound coherent in her stint as his White House Communications Director...

The lovely Ms. Wallace was also a big wig along with Steve Schmidt during John McCain's failed 2008 Presidential bid...

Matt-Man is a HUGE fan of Nicolle's as she is a frequent guest on MSNBC's Morning Joe show, and Matt was once quoted as saying, "Sarah Palin can't stand Nicolle Wallace and that makes Nicolle more than okay in my book..."

Nicolle Wallace isn't HOT, but man...Her sense of humor, common sense, abundant cuteness, and smarts, make her damn sexy...

Congrats to the Nicolle Wallace...our IWS Person of the Week and newest member of The View.  You go girl!!

And in news that is even bigger than Nicolle Wallace replacing Jenny McCarthy on The View...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team take to the airwaves today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing when, why, or whether people should self-censor themselves on social media outlets. Do some folks say too much, others not enough, and really do we want to hear about the massive dump some guy just took?

All of that plus your calls LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on the IWS Radio Show's Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU show.  To catch us LIVE today...

Click HERE.

George W Bush Gives a Tour of his Library!

Hooooo-wee! Former Preznit and AR-TEEST George W “Don’t Call Me Shrub” Bush here welcoming y’all to my fancy new Lieberry and Museum! You know, this is the first museum I’ve ever visited. Wait, that’s not true. It’s the first lieberry I’ve ever visited as an adult. I went to a couple of ‘em when I was kid, but they were boring. Not like this one though. This is exciting!

There probably isn’t a single building in all of America that celebrates the American Experimentation and Freedom more than this. Well, there might be a couple in Washington, but they’re old. Nobody wants to go to old places when they can somewhere new and pretty. I mean we’ve got all this fancy interactive stuff and gadgets to play with here. Heck, you can even listen to  I'm With Stupid internet radio thingy on the internets right here! 

First off here we’ve got a scale replication of the Supreme Court. I thought it would be funny to have this right at the front door since they’re the ones that installed me into office. Sitting right there is a wax figure of Former Chief Justice William Rehnquist. That thing is so life-like! Heck, it’s almost as creepy was Willie was in real life! Anyway, you go up to him and hit that red button and he speaks. Go ahead, try it out!

*pushes red button* “We hereby rule in favor of George W. Bush and declare him President of the United States and all-around swell guy!”  I had the them embolism that a bit cause what he really said was full of legal mumbo-gumbo and nobody understands that stuff. Like I said, we want to keep it fun here.

Here’s a replica of my Ovulating Office. There’s my desk with the red phone in case of a newcuelar war and we’ve got some pretty pictures on the wall, a TV, vcr and dvd combo that was state of the art at one time and oh, check this out.  This here is my Nerf basketball goal attached above the door going to my personal secreetaree’s office. Man we had some great Nerf battles in here.

*picks up Nerf basketball* Come on! Try to block my dunk. It’s okay, come on! *Dunks Nerf ball lets out primal scream* I hope someone got a good picture of that cause that was Sports Illustrious worthy. You just got posterized buddy!

This here is the Iraq War display, or as I like to call it The 43^rd Crusades. Hahhahaha … Get it? I was the 43 preseedent? I like to inject a little humor into the lieberry to ease the tensions here and there. Here’s photos and video of the troops marching through Basry on their way Bagdum. And probably the most precocious video in this display is right there. It’s when they tore down that statue of Saddam. See them all stomping on him and hitting the statue with their shoes? That’s a real insult in that part of the world. Found that out myself later on what we always referred to as “The Great Loafer Incident.”  Anyway, I hear Saddam Husain was a real swingin’ dude. 

“Hey-OOOOOOO!”

Who’s back there? Dick is that you? 

*Dick Cheney steps out of the shadows* “I’m just looking over all my great accomplishments when I was president.”

Umm … Exqueeze me Dickster, I do believe that I’m the one who took the oath of office as prezeedent.  Besides, you’re supposed to wait until we get to the Undisclosed Location part of the museum and then jump out of the hidden door like we practiced. You ruined my grandiosious museum opening just like you ruined my presidentin’.

You know what, to heck with it. I’m gonna head back to the house with Laura and do some painting to settle my mind. Ya’ll are on your own. Just like you are under Obama. Hahahahahaha … I crack myself up. Anyway, Orvor Y’all.

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