At The Age of Fifty...Matt-Man Has A Brand New Hard-Drive!!

When in the course of human events, a person's computer bypasses the noticeable sounds and symptoms of needing to go into a nursing home, and instead makes a mess all over itself post haste and leaves his owner with far less sorrow than anger...

It's never a good thing.

Well, this past week my loving and loyal computer bit the dust without a word or logical exit to its leave.  So to it, I say...fuck off.  I really loved you, but to leave me like that is very hurtful you CPUngrateful bitch!!

Anyhoo...

I have a new one now and here she is...

Isn't she lovely?

And her name?  Her name is Carlotti...

I want to thank my buddy John Stickney for coming up with her name and I want to thank Tamra for looking even more impressive than she did on my smaller monitor..

And really?  That's all I have today because I am still trying to figure out how to work Windows 8.1.  

So far, so good, but I am a Vista boy and there is a learning curve, and on top of that, I am drunk with excitement about my new computer.

So for now, this is Matt-Man saying...

Cheers!!

mattmaniws@ymail.com
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Does The IWS Website Need To Create New Mammaries?

Happy Hump day to you all and welcome to the IWS website...This site that may soon get edgier and racier, depending on how YOU want it to go…Allow me to ‘splain...and don't mind Tamra, she's just sipping her coffee..

Anyhoo...

Separately and/or together, Jayman and myself have been writing blog posts every day for nine years now. Holy Fuck…Yeah…NINE damn years.

Back in the halcyon days of blog posting it was fun, because people would comment and we would comment back, but these days?

People haven’t the patience of taking anywhere from two-five minutes to read a hilarious blog post, and comment, so…

Jayman and I discussed the possibility of adding more visuals to our IWS Radio website, namely in the form of pictures of boobs!!  No, I’m serious.  We thought boob pics from time to time might be a nice change of pace. Boobs like our buddy Cracker’s...

When we started the IWS Radio website we said to each other, “Each other…No full nakedness; we can stand on our own comedy merits.”  And?

For awhile we did, but the attention span of readers decreased and Google changed their algorithms, so we too have to change with the times.  Or do we?  I mean, we love tits, just like these of the Fiverr girl ...

However, we thought you (and potential advertisers) might like to see some full, unencumbered, frontal boob shots like the ones we see here in Scarlett Johansson?

We’d be delighted to know your reaction, because you mean the world to us, and we would never want to disappoint, nor offend you.

So either way, let us know your take on this dilemma…

BOOBS or NO BOOBS on the IWS Radio website!!?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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IWS Coffee Mugs, Bringin' The January Thaw

January is such a cold, gloomy, and boring month that it always helps if people can help brighten the day and pick up the spirits of others as we forge that long trail through the long gruesome month of January.

And folks, we here at IWS Radio have in small increments, been able to shed some flickers of sunlight upon a handful of people wallowing in the gray cast of the winter.  And how have we done that, you ask?

Through the joy of IWS Radio coffee mugs!!

That’s Right!!  We have been sending IWS Radio mugs to loyal listeners and contributors throughout the world.

And let me tell ya, it hasn’t been painless.  When I sent a set of mugs down to Jayman in our Arkansas office, a couple of the collectibles arrived with broken handles…

Very sad…And when Jayman sent a mug to the lovely, rusty sandwich lovin’ Cracker, the hole in the bottom of the mug left her feeling empty…

But fear not, Jayman sent her another one that was solid as a rock.  That’s how we roll here at IWS Radio.

My second, third, and fourth attempts went off without a hitch.  No broken handle this go around.  The mug I shipped to the acerbic Jesse Ferg found its way to him one glorious piece…

The mug I sent to Tamra, who is the leading cause of nocturnal emissions of the IWS staff, arrived safely and was quickly embraced within her soft and loving...um...hands…

Lastly, and while I have no pictures…I received a phone call yesterday at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnett Rd. in Bagwine, Ohio.) that the sexiest Canadian to have ever roamed the earth and our IWS Canadian Bureau Chief Miss Jamie Mapleleaf, received her mugs in the same state that they left Ohio…in one piece.

A few more mugs have been or soon will be sent out to places such as California and Texas, so dig it…Our January IWS warmth is already tangible in six states and one province of Canada.   We are spreading the joy!! And…

We have been rewarded for our efforts.  While always in the top five in the Comedy ratings on BTR, yesterday our January 11th show hit Numero Uno on BTR.  That hasn’t happened in quite awhile.

So to all of you…Thanks for continuing to listen, for helping us out, and simply for being our friends.  And remember folks, these collectible coffee mugs won’t last forever so punch your ticket for one by joining the IWS Radio Looooooooove Train!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Boobies, Jamie, and Making Fun of Child and Wife Beaters

Happy Monday all you bitches!!

Oh…why do I say bitches?  Well let me tell ya….

IWS Radio wanted to get, set up to get, and expected to get, a plethora of phone calls this week.  And? What DID IWS Radio get as far as the amount of phone of calls?

Heartache.

Oh sure…We got a hot, sexy, and comforting call from Jamie, but other than the hot Canadian action we received from the sexy Miss Mapleleaf, we got nothing.  The sexy quality was more than enough, but we could have used more in the quantity action.

However, the IWS Radio players persevered.

Bobby Kraft was all upset over the fact that IWS didn't get any phone calls, and then he had some ideas on how to get some phone calls.

Our travel editor Rand McNally took us, our imagination, and his lisp along a journey through Canada, Ireland, and places that include the dirty industry of youth hostels.

Jesse Ferg was in the room and he was childish as always…so we laughed.

The lovely Karen sang Cher better than Cher during out first installment of The IWS Half Dead Duo Society.

Jay and Matt decided that they will do a masturbation show in the future.

Jimmy Three Fingers Tortelli will give 60% when IWS does that show.  And dig it…

Jay and Matt made fun of women who hate other women, as the comedic duo pointed out the disparaging comments that were made when IWS posted the latest Tamra picture…By Other Women!!  Awful hatred right there.

Jay and Matt gave ample shit to Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, and the NFL…And Jamie?  While she loves Jay and Matt, she called in and gave ample shit to both of them as well.

In other words, the show was as always, hilarious and empty of a lot of phone calls.  So…

GIVE IT A LISTEN TO OUR SHOW IN ARCHIVES RIGHT HERE!!  or...listen here...

IWS Persons of the Week...Jennifer, Victoria, Kate, and Tamra

As Jayman mentioned yesterday on the IWS Radio website an evil act of privacy invasion by some scurrilous and woman disrespecting person this week resulted in the leaked photos of such wholesome and talented celebs such as Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice, and Kate Upton.

We here at IWS Radio were SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that such a thing was perpetrated, so in order to make things right and help this trio of kind-hearted and decent women regain their self-respect, IWS Radio is making them our Persons of the Week.

Jennifer Lawrence deserves to shine on our blog without the fear of a couple of cavemen exploiting her as a piece of salacious flesh...

When Victoria Justice graces the pages of our award winning website, we make certain to cover up her most private part, sorta...

Kate Upton knows the score about Jay and Matt, and isn't afraid to set the record straight...

And...If you don't believe Kate, IWS Radio's very own Miss 4th of July Tamra knows that Jay and Matt are not two Neanderthals interested in boosting their ratings through the cheap and tawdry sexploitation of women...

We thank all of these fine young women for submitting to us and accepting the honor of being named the IWS Radio Persons of the Week!!

And don't forget...TODAY LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio, Jay, Matt and the entire IWS Radio team cover the unseemly world of hacking, feminism, misogyny, football, and sexual harassment as IWS Radio presents the...

Feminism, Misogyny, and Leaked Celebrity Nudes Show!!

Join us LIVE TODAY as we tackle the tough issues of men, women, and where the boundaries lie and the lines are crossed.

To catch us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET click HERE.

A Million Thanks!!

Cheeeeeeers Chuckleheads, and a Happy Full Moon Thursday to you all.

Earlier in the week, I was ruminating through the number of listens that our IWS Radio Show has had since its inception in late 2010.  The number of listens?

A little more than 302,000.  Eh, not bad.

Yesterday, I was looking over our website stats, and I was a bit flabbergasted.  I noticed the number of page views this website has had since its inception in the summer of 2011, and y’know what that number is?

Nearly 701,000.  IKR?  Sheesh!!

Being the numbers guy I am, I added those two numbers up, and realized that since the Jayman and I started our campaign to corner the market on social media some two and a half years ago, our IWS Radio website and our IWS Radio Show have been read and/or listened to….

1,003,000 times!!

I know.  I know.  Some sites get that many hits in a matter of hours, but…not bad for a couple of unknown, above and below the Mason-Dixon Line satirists and socio-political provocateurs.

Upon reflecting upon these numbers, I said to myself…

“Self?  This would be a good time to thank some folks who have helped Jay and I get to this point.”

So allow me to begin…

First of all to some of most faithful listeners, readers, and doers…

IWS Pin-Up Girl Tamra, Dour and Mrs. Mike, Bad Boy Dr. Mike, Bad Ass Jesse Ferg, Edita, Dianne, Knight, Snaaaake, Katy Anders, Jo (when she can hear the show, and who has also done artwork for us!!), and of course…

Our Fave Canadian and most loyal listener, the One and Only Jaaaaaamie!!  Thanks to all of you and the many that I am sure have escaped my mind.

Our past guests such as…

Stacy Swenson Johnson, Carrie Welch, West Coast Kat, the uber-lovely Warrior Kat who guest hosted with Jayman, Nicole Russin, Debi Daly, Andy Longo, my brother Party Marty, the hottest lesbian on Earth, Annnnngie, and the one idiot who referred to Jay and I as Nazis.

I need to thank our IWS correspondents and at-large contributors…

Joshua, Paul Piatt, Kirk Douglas, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Dixie Ozark, Slyder Balzcock, Kim Fragile, Bobby Kraft, Stubby Stonehenge, Keith Olbermann, and Hank Philpot DIE Traitor!! Carl Paladino, and Billy the Kid.  You all rock!!

And lastly, there are a few people who have done a variety of things for us…

First of all, the man who invested the $400.00 in us in order for us to become a Premium show on BTR… The crazy Cat Man of Columbus, Big Dick.  Thanks Big Dick!!

Dana and her barely pubescent significant other who puts the “boy” in boyfriend, for putting up with our many sarcastic jabs toward them, but mainly directed at Dana.  Thanks Dana!!

Lastly…

A shout out to Missalicious who has in the past, broken child labor laws on our behalf, and an uber-Shout-Out to…

Schmoop and JayMom for providing their voices to characters, shedding their dignity for the show, and putting up with our anal retentive bullshit.

To all y’all…A great big thank you, and hopefully bigger and better things will happen, but in the meantime, thanks for everything that you have helped us to achieve.

Have a Happy Thursday, and thanks for being a friend to Jay, to me, and to IWS Radio.

Cheers!!
Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
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Matt Said, Jay Said...$400

Matt:  Yeah, what do you want?
Jay:  Y’know?  You’re always trying to be “edgy” when you answer the phone even though you know it’s me.
Matt: I can’t help it.
Jay:  Well stop it.  Just answer the phone like a normal person.
Matt:  I’m sorry…Should we start over?
Jay:  Yes…Hang up and I’ll call back.
Matt:  Otay.

Matt:  Hello?  You've reached Bi-Sexual Records, Clive Davis speaking…
Jay:  See?  That was much better, and didn't it feel good?
Matt:  Eh, it felt okay.  I could go either way on that.
Jay:  Ha Haaaaaaaaa, aren't you clever?
Matt:  Not really.
Jay:  You are correct, but that was a rhetorical question.
Matt:  I know; I get your freaky mind games, Mister Man.
Jay:  I’m a playa.

Matt:  Anyhoo…Oh hell Jayman, Angry Mailman is here, and he may have some good tidings for us.
Jay:  Well, quit peeing yourself and go check.
Matt:  Jayman…It came!!  It came!!
Jay:  Oh c’mon dude; I don’t need to know that, especially if it came while talking to me.
Matt:  No you dumbass, not my cock, OUR IWS check!!

Jay:  Ohhhhhhhhh Helllll Yeahhhhhh….I think I just came.
Matt:  Sounded like it…Can you believe this?  We got the check.  We’re going to go Premium on BTR!!
Jay:  We’ll have like unlimited time and unlimited file uploads now.  We’re gonna fuck with some people.
Matt:  Oh c’mon…This is not a license to thoroughly make fun of people who are jerks…….

Matt and Jay:  HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa…The Hell it isn't!!

Jay:  We’ll start with Logan Knight.  She made fun of our incredibly sweet and hot IWS gal pal Tamra last night.
Matt:  Oh hell yes…That Logan chick is a dead cunt walking.
Jay:  You said, “cunt” that may be a bit much.  I mean, she is, but…
Matt:  Okay…well…no…yeah, she’s a cunt.
Jay:  I agree, but well…should we use that word to describe another human being?
Matt:  Logan Knight made fun of sweet Tamra…Logan is NOT a human being.
Jay:  Word.

Matt:  Man…we throw out the cunt word today as we did last Wednesday; should we reflect on what we say?
Jay:  You mean as far as what we say on the air and write on the blog?
Matt:  Yeah…Do we sometimes cross this nebulous and ever-moving line of what is okay and what is not?
Jay:  What the fuck ever? Why the fuck not?  Let’s talk the fuck about being offensive on Saturday.

Matt:  I think I’m with you.
Jay:  You better be the fuck with me, you cunt.
Matt:  Jay….Jay…Jay stop it.
Jay:  I’m sorry…I am a method acting international internet radio star, and I was getting into character.
Matt:  Quite understandable.
Jay:  Sorry.

Matt:  I think we are ready, annnnnnnd we can rip McMImports for not sponsoring us.
Jay:  Y’know…I was just calming down and you brought those Bulgarian Bastards up.
Matt:  Easy…We can talk about them tonight.
Jay:  Alright….Alright…I’m alright.
Matt:  Bye Jayman.
Jay:  What the fuck ever.

And catch us tonight on BTR as we discuss does comedy ever cross the line and the new horizons that IWS will be taking.  You can catch it all tonight LIVE at 11 PM ET TONIGHT right HERE!!

Matt Said...

“We change, whether we like it or not”
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hi kids…Matt-Man here with an IWS Radio update in lieu of our regularly scheduled Saturday morning edition of Matt Said, Jay Said.

It’s that time of year when the Beer Mine at which I work loses one of its three social workers for the winter, leaving only myself and the owner Drive-By Mikey to man the operations of supplying Bagwine, Ohio drinkers and smokers with quality alcohol and tobacco products at a fair price.

Thusly, my hours of work have been changed for the next few months, and as a result, Jayman and I have had to change the hours during which we broadcast our twice weekly IWS Radio Show on BTR.

We will broadcast our next show on Monday November 26 at 11 AM ET as we re-cap our exciting Thanksgiving weekends and what not.

After that, our next show will air live on Saturday December 1 at 11 PM ET, and we will be discussing the War on Christmas as it continues to devastate the lives and common sense of the millions of Americans who watch FOX News with regularity.

Following the December 1st show, we will be back on our Wednesday at 11 AM ET routine followed by the new Saturday at 11 PM ET time slot.

So, to recapitulate…

Beginning December 1, 2012...The IWS Radio Show will air LIVE at 11 PM ET on Saturdays, and LIVE at 11 AM ET on Wednesdays.

In the meantime, Jayman and I will do a show LIVE this Monday November 26 at 11 AM ET.

I know this can be confusing for those of you who of the FOX News mentality, and trust me, I tried to get Glenn Beck and his chalkboard, and Karl Rove and his whiteboard to diagram this for you, but neither returned my calls, so…

Re-read each sentence carefully, and maybe it’ll come to you, and you won’t miss each action packed and hilarious moment of our upcoming shows.

I hope this information is helpful to you, and I would also like to say something else that is related to the IWS Radio Show.

IWS Radio has for the last couple of months, typically been Number One on BTR’s Comedy category, always in the top three, and the last couple of shows have topped 10,000 listens with one topping 16,000 listens.

We appreciate that, and hope those of you who listen regularly, keep spreading the word and help IWS grow even larger.

Jay and I laugh when we think about how just a few months ago, we were happy to get 600 listens and just have our show make it to the first page of BTR rankings.

So, thanks a lot for listening because we appreciate the hell out of it, but there’s one thing…

Could some of you call-in to the show when we do it?

I mean as much as Jay and I like talking to each other and are enamored hearing our own wit and charm cascade across the internets, we need some fresh voices!!

Have a great Saturday, a great weekend, and we hope to “see” you Monday at 11 AM ET on IWS Radio.

Cheers!!
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

IWS Babe of the Week: Thanksgiving Hotties!!

Thanksgiving is a few days away so let's gobble up some Thanksgiving Day Babes of the Week IWS style...

Anytime I see Rachel Ray pulling a hot, moist turkey from her oven, I get an incredibly hard wishbone...

Democrats and Republicans may fail to get along, but Indians and Pilgrims not only can, they have an estrogen-filled good time doing so... 

Can you say, Poke-a-Hottie..?

I hope that the oysters that she is cooking up for the dressing are going to make her go mad for me...

We already met Poke-a-Hottie, now allow me to introduce you to, Sock-It-Me-Uh...

Not a big fan of Rachel Ray, but I bet her pie tastes awesome...

Jay and I give thanks for her everyday, but on Thanksgiving, both of us always give a special thanks to our friend, the uber-lovely Tamra...

Happy Thanksgiving all, and...if you need advice on how to handle the stress, family in-fighting, and normal idiocy that transpires during the holidays...

You need to listen to IWS Radio today LIVE at Noon ET, as we offer advice on how to handle the clusterfuck that is the Holiday Season.

You can listen live today at NOON ET by clicking HERE, and/or...

Call us live with your questions and dilemmas at 661.244.9852.

IWS Babe of the Week: Our HOT IWS Friends

Each and every Sunday on the IWS website, we typically highlight a famous actress, actresses, or celebrities who may be trending and would provide good traffic for our website whom we truly love.

However, today?

Because of things that have transpired over the last few days, which will remain sub rosa until Wednesday's show, we'd like to excoriate, illuminate some of the hot babes who listen to, read, and/or otherwise take out cease and desist orders toward IWS Radio, and Jay and I.

First up...The Schmoopster.  This chick has been adored, canonized, and well, at the same time, made fun of on more than one occasion by Jay and Matt...

On deck, we have the lovely Missalicious.

Now Missy has done a fundraiser for us.  She also offers plentiful advice to us, such as...

"If I knew when I agreed to do your show that there would be no bagels in the Green Room, I would have told to you two cheap bastards to forget it...Uuch."

Of course there is always the uber-lovely Jo.  She is so damn hot...especially when she wears ponytails and cruises the High Schools in hopes of a tawdry and illegal affair...

And then, we have Jayman's BFF Warrior Kat.  Kat is a nurse, and if she ever said to me that this test requires that she quickly and painfully stick a needle into my scrotum, I would still answer, "Oh Yeah, Baby. Do it three times for accuracy!!"

Hell...While we make fun of her often, we love when Dana escapes her mythical Accounting Meeting and joins us most Wednesdays...

And then of course...There is Tamara.  Tamra is one hard nosed, hard rocking chick, who...loves the animals and tries to save all of those whom she can...

Yeah, celebrity Bitches are perceived as hot many times, but seriously?

Jay and I are blessed with boatload of hot chicks who listen to us, and more importantly, hot chicks whom we consider our friends.

Annnnnnd....We will be broadcasting LIVE today at NOON ET as we talk about when we were 18 years old.

As Matt-Man's son Ryno will turn 18 on Wednesday we thought it to be the perfect time to re-live our glory days when we were 18.

Join us LIVE today at NOON ET on BTR as we discuss our youth and you can listen and chime in as well by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

Groupies...We Want Them...Now!!

Cheers, Hola, and Happy Friiiiiday, Bitches!!

This is the Matt-Man com---oh sorry, this is the IWS website not the radio show.  I apologize.  Sometimes, I forget where I am.

In fact, sometimes I forget who I am, because sometimes I think, dream, and hope that one day I am an uber-famous internet radio star who is involved with the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio.

Ha Ha….I am, and true to form, and excellence on Jayman’s and my part, IWS is the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio and has been during four of the last six weeks.

Like yeah….and Word!!  So shut up, haters.

Indeed, IWS is Number One, and has been for weeks now, and my cohort Jay and I want a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for our efforts.  We can’t figure out how to make money off our success yet, so Jayman and I thought…

“Hey, if we can’t reap some Benjamins from our show, can we at least secure some sexy groupies who would provide us with cheap, guiltless sex, wholesale-priced booze, and undying adoration?”

In silence, Jay and I, albeit hundreds of miles away from one and other, pondered this, and then simultaneously tweeted to each other…

“Yes.”

Until we make some money off of this venture it would be nice to have some more than moral support in the form of groupies.  And what is a groupie you ask?  Well according to the Urban Dictionary it is…

“The individual, or group of individuals, involved in obsessive adoration of entertainers such as musicians, actors, athletes, and even political figures…often with lustful sentiments.”

Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh….

I think you know what part of that definition Jayman and I are focusing upon, and you know what is funny?  I don’t usually speak on Jayman’s behalf, but I know he is right there with me on this one.

Oh sure… We have chicks who dig us, and find us amusing such as, Miss…

And then there is Sunshine State Shirley (whom I refer to as, Snake) who finds us adorable…

Of course, as much as she makes fun of us, Schmoop thinks we‘re ‘aight…

There is everyone’s favorite IWS 4th of July Girl who always lights it up, Tamra…

And of course, last but never least, and Oh My God, there is the uber-lovely Jooooooooooo…

Sure these more than HOT women like us and like IWS Radio, but?

Jay and I want that obsessive adoration that defines a groupie.  He and I have so little, so seriously?  Is that too much to ask?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

Matt Said, Jay Said XXXVIII

Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.

Matt:  Who is this?  How’d you get this number?  Are you looking for Schmoop?  Well, she isn--

Jay:  Dumb fuck.

Matt:  How the hell are ya?

Jay:  I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.

Matt:  That’s good.  I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.

Jay:  So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.

Matt:  Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.

Jay:  Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.

Matt:  Yeah, but I was kidd---

Jay:  No. No.  I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.

Matt:  Okay very good.  You cogito; ergo you sum.

Jay:  Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister.  Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…

(type, type, type)

Jay:  Are you typing while we are prepinating?  That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.”  Dear God.

Matt:  I was responding to a message from Tamra.

Jay:  Our Tamra?

Matt:  Yes.  THE Tamra.

Jay:  Oh.  Well then…that is perfectly acceptable.  What is she saying?

Matt:  She says that she has new pictures up.

Jay:  Quick!!

Jay and Matt:  To the Facebook Machine!!

Matt and Jay:  We’ve seen those already.  Rats!!

Jay:  Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…

Matt:  Mmmmmmmm.  Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?

Jay:  Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?

Matt:  What was I thinking, of course we are.

Jay:  Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.

Matt:  The worst moms.

Jay:  Step-Moms.

Matt:  And of course, our moms.

Jay:  True Dat.

Matt:  I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.

Jay:  And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.

Matt:  Uh-huh…exactly.  Talk to you Sunday at Noon.  Later, Cicero.

Jay:  Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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IWS Babe of the Week: This Southern Belle Rings Our Chimes!!

When in the course of human events, it be---, blah, blah, blah...

Sorry...

Over the year plus of this website, and longer on the IWS Radio Show, we have propped up, and sang praises to many beautiful women, however this week?

We want to sing the praises of an everyday woman.  A chick who just finds Jayman and myself funny, incredibly charming, and hopefully, HOT!!

I am of course talking about I'm With Stupid's initial Mizz July 4th Independence Day Hottie of 2011, Tamra...

She's not just hot either, she's pretty as hell...well she's prettier than uber woman Ann Romney anyway, and she works...without a net or a staff of fifty...

Tamra practices good hygiene, which is important to us here at I'm With Stupid.  She reminds Jay and Matt-Man to brush their teeth and comb their hair....Well, to remind Jayman to comb his hair.  Matt-Man?  Not so much...

Do you ever get that feeling that you can't decide what to do?  Like you're standing in the middle of the road? Tamra evidently did once, but let me tell ya, she looks good while doing so...

And while Tamra is a fun-loving woman, she can get a bit "attitudinal" when being followed by assholes. That's why for the life of us, we can't understand why she likes Jay and Matt...

And the funny thing?  Matt-Man has never been a fan of, The Ramones, and now he is FAN #1...What's up with that?

And of course, when our radio show was mentioned in Internet Radio Today, who did we ask to appear? That's right...Mizzzzzzzz Tamra...

Oh yeahhhhhhh...Mizz Tamra...Our initial 4th of July Woman, and a chick that keeps settin' off fireworks in our private areas everyday.

She is hot, sweet, and completely awesome.

Here's to Tamra, and here's to the upcoming IWS Radio Show.

Matt and Jay will be riflinfg through their local papers today at Noon ET on I'm With Stupid.  It will be like sitting on the porch with Andy Taylor and Barney Fife.

Join them by listening and/or calling in at 661.244.9852 for a laid back, homespun affair today at Noon ET by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

Oh I forgot...there's a bonus picture...