Wednesday, February 18, 2015

At The Age of Fifty...Matt-Man Has A Brand New Hard-Drive!!

When in the course of human events, a person's computer bypasses the noticeable sounds and symptoms of needing to go into a nursing home, and instead makes a mess all over itself post haste and leaves his owner with far less sorrow than anger...

It's never a good thing.

Well, this past week my loving and loyal computer bit the dust without a word or logical exit to its leave.  So to it, I say...fuck off.  I really loved you, but to leave me like that is very hurtful you CPUngrateful bitch!!

Anyhoo...

I have a new one now and here she is...


Isn't she lovely?


And her name?  Her name is Carlotti...

I want to thank my buddy John Stickney for coming up with her name and I want to thank Tamra for looking even more impressive than she did on my smaller monitor..


And really?  That's all I have today because I am still trying to figure out how to work Windows 8.1.  

So far, so good, but I am a Vista boy and there is a learning curve, and on top of that, I am drunk with excitement about my new computer.

So for now, this is Matt-Man saying...

Cheers!!

mattmaniws@ymail.com
Tweet Me On My New Computer
Facebook Me Harrrrrrd!!

 

3 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Carlotti is pretty damn sexy.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Ha...Yes it is. That dude..er...chick...can sing Santa Lucia like nobody's business. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt

Katy Anders said...

I just ordered a couple new tarantulas. Your post has me thinking about how exciting it is going to be to tear open the box on Friday and find...

find...

"Enemies List" and "I Left Her for a Cartoon Octopus"? (I think I'm going with those names.)

With this new computer, I expect a real improvement in the boobs posted on your blog.