Saturday, May 12, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said XXXVIII

Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.

Matt:  Who is this?  How’d you get this number?  Are you looking for Schmoop?  Well, she isn--

Jay:  Dumb fuck.

Matt:  How the hell are ya?

Jay:  I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.

Matt:  That’s good.  I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.

Jay:  So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.

Matt:  Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.

Jay:  Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.

Matt:  Yeah, but I was kidd---

Jay:  No. No.  I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.

Matt:  Okay very good.  You cogito; ergo you sum.

Jay:  Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister.  Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…

(type, type, type)

Jay:  Are you typing while we are prepinating?  That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.”  Dear God.

Matt:  I was responding to a message from Tamra.

Jay:  Our Tamra?

Matt:  Yes.  THE Tamra.

Jay:  Oh.  Well then…that is perfectly acceptable.  What is she saying?

Matt:  She says that she has new pictures up.

Jay:  Quick!!

Jay and Matt:  To the Facebook Machine!!

Matt and Jay:  We’ve seen those already.  Rats!!

Jay:  Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…

Matt:  Mmmmmmmm.  Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?

Jay:  Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?

Matt:  What was I thinking, of course we are.

Jay:  Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.

Matt:  The worst moms.

Jay:  Step-Moms.

Matt:  And of course, our moms.

Jay:  True Dat.

Matt:  I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.

Jay:  And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.

Matt:  Uh-huh…exactly.  Talk to you Sunday at Noon.  Later, Cicero.

Jay:  Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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32 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Seriously, anyone who doesn't listen to Sunday's show just hates mommies. And, if they hate mommies they are officially branded as Enemies of the IWS Media Empire. You don't want that people!

Jay

Jo said...

You guys are going to talk about breastfeeding, aren't you. Oh well, my boobs & I will listen.

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: If they do that, we are going to mammarize some folks all...to...Hell. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: Yes. Cheers Jo!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

That's a disturbing Time cover. That kid looks like he's 10.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Three is a wee bit old to be breastfed. And he's going tro be 15 some day, and a classmate is going to discover the cover.

Actually, breastfeeding is a good idea for baby's first year.

Dana said...

I won't be there live, but I'll be there dead (a.k.a. in the archives) - I've actually got someone taking me out to brunch for Mother's Day this year ... even though I'm not his mother.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: I know Mike, and his mom LOOKS like a "10". Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Evil: It would be a much hotter cover if her child was a girl. Cheers EPT!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: Since you are old enough to be his mother, it still counts. Cheers Dana!!

Matt-Man

Duckbutt said...

Time's cover got a lot of attention. Did anyone get around to the story?

I'm With Stupid said...

Duckbutt: The entire picture and story are I have heard about since Thursday. Cheers Duck!!

Matt-Man

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