Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.
Matt: Who is this? How’d you get this number? Are you looking for Schmoop? Well, she isn--
Jay: Dumb fuck.
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.
Matt: That’s good. I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.
Jay: So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.
Matt: Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.
Jay: Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.
Matt: Yeah, but I was kidd---
Jay: No. No. I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.
Matt: Okay very good. You cogito; ergo you sum.
Jay: Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister. Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…
(type, type, type)
Jay: Are you typing while we are prepinating? That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.” Dear God.
Matt: I was responding to a message from Tamra.
Jay: Our Tamra?
Matt: Yes. THE Tamra.
Jay: Oh. Well then…that is perfectly acceptable. What is she saying?
Matt: She says that she has new pictures up.
Jay: Quick!!
Jay and Matt: To the Facebook Machine!!
Matt and Jay: We’ve seen those already. Rats!!
Jay: Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?
Jay: Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?
Matt: What was I thinking, of course we are.
Jay: Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.
Matt: The worst moms.
Jay: Step-Moms.
Matt: And of course, our moms.
Jay: True Dat.
Matt: I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.
Jay: And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.
Matt: Uh-huh…exactly. Talk to you Sunday at Noon. Later, Cicero.
Jay: Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
.
Matt: Who is this? How’d you get this number? Are you looking for Schmoop? Well, she isn--
Jay: Dumb fuck.
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.
Matt: That’s good. I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.
Jay: So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.
Matt: Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.
Jay: Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.
Matt: Yeah, but I was kidd---
Jay: No. No. I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.
Matt: Okay very good. You cogito; ergo you sum.
Jay: Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister. Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…
(type, type, type)
Jay: Are you typing while we are prepinating? That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.” Dear God.
Matt: I was responding to a message from Tamra.
Jay: Our Tamra?
Matt: Yes. THE Tamra.
Jay: Oh. Well then…that is perfectly acceptable. What is she saying?
Matt: She says that she has new pictures up.
Jay: Quick!!
Jay and Matt: To the Facebook Machine!!
Matt and Jay: We’ve seen those already. Rats!!
Jay: Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…Matt: Mmmmmmmm. Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?
Jay: Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?
Matt: What was I thinking, of course we are.
Jay: Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.
Matt: The worst moms.
Jay: Step-Moms.
Matt: And of course, our moms.
Jay: True Dat.
Matt: I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.
Jay: And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.
Matt: Uh-huh…exactly. Talk to you Sunday at Noon. Later, Cicero.
Jay: Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
.
28 comments:
Seriously, anyone who doesn't listen to Sunday's show just hates mommies. And, if they hate mommies they are officially branded as Enemies of the IWS Media Empire. You don't want that people!
Jay
You guys are going to talk about breastfeeding, aren't you. Oh well, my boobs & I will listen.
Jayman: If they do that, we are going to mammarize some folks all...to...Hell. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Jo: Yes. Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
That's a disturbing Time cover. That kid looks like he's 10.
Three is a wee bit old to be breastfed. And he's going tro be 15 some day, and a classmate is going to discover the cover.
Actually, breastfeeding is a good idea for baby's first year.
I won't be there live, but I'll be there dead (a.k.a. in the archives) - I've actually got someone taking me out to brunch for Mother's Day this year ... even though I'm not his mother.
Mike: I know Mike, and his mom LOOKS like a "10". Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
Evil: It would be a much hotter cover if her child was a girl. Cheers EPT!!
Matt-Man
Dana: Since you are old enough to be his mother, it still counts. Cheers Dana!!
Matt-Man
Time's cover got a lot of attention. Did anyone get around to the story?
Duckbutt: The entire picture and story are I have heard about since Thursday. Cheers Duck!!
Matt-Man
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