Let's Hear it for the Boys

Hola, Cheers, and Hi?  Mischie here for I’m With Stupid.

I want to s….hold on…I have to say first and foremost that I hate the name, Mischie.

I understand why Jayman bequeathed that upon me, but I hate it; however, you can all call me Miss or Missy, or as Matt-Man calls me…

“That chick I wanted to make out with in the janitor’s closet in 7th grade.”

Anyway, tonight as I type this, the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon is going on, and that’s cool, I like helping out people with physical difficulties, however…

Have you ever thought about helping out a couple of kids with emotional difficulties?  With mental difficulties?  With, “I am being exploited” difficulties?

Unfortunately, I have…and yet?

I am going to do something to help a couple of folks who have a more profound problem…two guys who have moral and societal impairments.

This coming Sunday, September 9th, my lazy ass, is going to take itself and my two cute, yet unappreciative of how awesome their mother is daughters of mine outside on the curb, and have a Lemonade/Bake Sale for these two hipster harlequins that we call, Jay and Matt.

I mean c’mon folks, they hit Number One without any help whatsoever from BTR.  Can you imagine if they had 400 dollars in order to become a Premium Show and get advertisements, a rolling ad, and free calls to their guests?

They’d be Number One every fricking week!!  I mean, listen to the show they did yesterday for Godsakes:

Jay and Matt have done their best to be Number One…

Okay maybe not their best, but they take a lot of time to make us laugh or just smile, and I for one, want to make them a premium show so they can do even more. I am going to force my daughters to hold a Bake Sale/Lemonade Stand with me this Sunday, September 9th, and I hope to hell that you do the same.

I am Missy….and I’m With Stupid.

Cheeers!!

Matt Said, Jay Said LII

Matt oratates.  Jay oratates. You audiate.

Matt:  Helloooooooooo
Jay:  Three rings to answer?  Really? You’re getting slow old man.
Matt:  My bursitis is acting up.  I think I have carpal tunnel, and my right hamstring is tight.
Jay:  That’s a shame.
Matt: Well, I bet I’d feel better if I iced my elbow down and you rubbed my hamstring.
Jay:  Well, I hope the ice works on the ’bow, but the hamstring is gonna suffer, ’cause I ain’t touching it.
Matt:  You are so un-Christ-like
Jay:  Hey…Lepers I’ll help, but these hands will never touch your hamstrings.

Matt:  Soooooo…what should we talk about this Sunday on the show?
Jay:  I thought we could do something far from the norm, and talk about the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
Matt:  Good call.  No one will be mentioning that over the Labor Day Weekend.
Jay:  I know, right?  We could talk about how it sucks anymore because there is no pizazz.
Matt:  Word.  Where have all the big names gone?
Jay:  I don’t know, probably most of them are dead and/or in rehab.
Matt:  Can a person be both dead AND in rehab?
Jay:  I’m pretty sure that Amy Winehouse is.
Matt:  Good point.

Jay:  I bet I could get an interview with Jerry Lewis seeings how we’re Number One on BTR, now.
Matt:  Excellent idea.  He does love comedy, and although we’re not French, we love him.
Jay:  It’s a perfect match.
Matt:  Vive la Jerry Louiiiiiiiis!!
Jay: Was that French?
Matt:  Eh, close enough.

Jay:  So, you taking notes?
Matt:  No, Schmoop is taking them for me, but evidently we’re not very funny tonight because she is writing her own notes.
Jay:  Like what?
Matt:  I just read one that said, “Blow Me.” and another that said, “You suck Mahoney.”
Jay:  She is so precious.
Matt:  Uh-huh…or something.

Jay:  Well I think we are set. Of course, we’ll have to make our big announcement for the September 9th show at some point.
Matt:  Pfffffft.  That is gonna be so fricking huge that I am beside myself, and let me tell you…my other self doesn’t like it one bit.

Jay:  Alright.  Some Jerry Lewis Telethon fun and a whole lot of us this Sunday.
Matt:  Should be awesome, as always.
Jay:  I’ll see you on the air then.
Matt:  Yes you will Jayman.
Jay:  Later.
Matt:  Hey...why did Schmoop make a note that says, “I want to fucking kill you.”?
Jay:  Gotta go.

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See ya then!!