Little Known Facts About the Late Margaret Thatcher

Cheeeeeers Chuckleheads!!

Unless you’ve been living under a henge of stone or haven’t kept current on your Cable TV bill, you know that former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died early yesterday at the age of 87 in American years…how old that is in Euros, British Pounds or Celsius, I haven’t a clue, but anyway…

She’s dead.

Much ballyhoo has been made of her being the standard bearer of late 20th Century Conservatism, an imposing leader, and an opener of the floodgates of lady-like lawmakers, however…

The IWS Media News Hounds have unearthed some interesting, if little known facts about the late Prime Minister.

What was her favorite color you ask?  A darker, offbeat shade of red, known as, “a darker offbeat red.”

Her favorite Beatle?  The chick was dingo for Ringo…She was often overheard singing Yellow Submarine, even in her sleep.

A sad and unfortunate event occurred in PM Thatcher’s life on July 28, 1974...Margaret Thatcher had had sex with former Mamas and Papas singer Mama Cass Elliot only hours before Mama Cass died in her London flat at the age of 32.

In 1982, The Thatch was hell bent on invading the Caribbean island of Grenada, but Ronald Reagan told her that he had a plan in the works for just that, so instead, she invaded the Falkland Islands.

Did you know?  In 1980, 1981, and 1985, Margaret Thatcher was voted the Sexiest Woman Alive by Braille Magazine!!

Over the years, many people have referred to Margaret Thatcher as the Iron Lady, but her code name given to her by Britain’s M-5 unit was “Bangers and Mash”, yet most of her closest friends referred to her merely by her lifelong nickname, “Pickles.”

Thatcher’s favorite actress was the lovely and talented British actress Emma Thompson.  Her favorite actor was the no less lovely and talented American actor, Jim Varney who starred in, among other movies, Ernest Saves Christmas.

She once told Nancy Reagan…“You are such a slight and vapid woman. Instead of being First Lady of the United States of America, you would be much more useful impaled upon a steel rod, and used as a wind vane.”

She was the recipient of many interesting and unique items from foreign dignitaries, but her favorite keepsake was the autographed piss cup used during Mel Gibson’s DUI arrest of July 28, 2006.  The inscription on the cup reads, “Dearest Maggie…To my favorite non-fucking Jew, Love Mels.”

She was overheard once at a press conference saying, “The War of 1812?  We beat those Yankee bastards in every aspect of the game other than the final fucking score.”

Lastly in a circle come…um…full circle…on July 23, 2011...PM Mags once again rendered her kiss of death, as Mags had sex with Amy Winehouse only hours before the beleaguered singer died in her London flat.

What can we glean from the life and career of one Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher?

She should have never had sex with well-known female singers.  She brought a curse with her when she did that.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Matt Said, Jay Said LII

Matt oratates.  Jay oratates. You audiate.

Matt:  Helloooooooooo
Jay:  Three rings to answer?  Really? You’re getting slow old man.
Matt:  My bursitis is acting up.  I think I have carpal tunnel, and my right hamstring is tight.
Jay:  That’s a shame.
Matt: Well, I bet I’d feel better if I iced my elbow down and you rubbed my hamstring.
Jay:  Well, I hope the ice works on the ’bow, but the hamstring is gonna suffer, ’cause I ain’t touching it.
Matt:  You are so un-Christ-like
Jay:  Hey…Lepers I’ll help, but these hands will never touch your hamstrings.

Matt:  Soooooo…what should we talk about this Sunday on the show?
Jay:  I thought we could do something far from the norm, and talk about the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
Matt:  Good call.  No one will be mentioning that over the Labor Day Weekend.
Jay:  I know, right?  We could talk about how it sucks anymore because there is no pizazz.
Matt:  Word.  Where have all the big names gone?
Jay:  I don’t know, probably most of them are dead and/or in rehab.
Matt:  Can a person be both dead AND in rehab?
Jay:  I’m pretty sure that Amy Winehouse is.
Matt:  Good point.

Jay:  I bet I could get an interview with Jerry Lewis seeings how we’re Number One on BTR, now.
Matt:  Excellent idea.  He does love comedy, and although we’re not French, we love him.
Jay:  It’s a perfect match.
Matt:  Vive la Jerry Louiiiiiiiis!!
Jay: Was that French?
Matt:  Eh, close enough.

Jay:  So, you taking notes?
Matt:  No, Schmoop is taking them for me, but evidently we’re not very funny tonight because she is writing her own notes.
Jay:  Like what?
Matt:  I just read one that said, “Blow Me.” and another that said, “You suck Mahoney.”
Jay:  She is so precious.
Matt:  Uh-huh…or something.

Jay:  Well I think we are set. Of course, we’ll have to make our big announcement for the September 9th show at some point.
Matt:  Pfffffft.  That is gonna be so fricking huge that I am beside myself, and let me tell you…my other self doesn’t like it one bit.

Jay:  Alright.  Some Jerry Lewis Telethon fun and a whole lot of us this Sunday.
Matt:  Should be awesome, as always.
Jay:  I’ll see you on the air then.
Matt:  Yes you will Jayman.
Jay:  Later.
Matt:  Hey...why did Schmoop make a note that says, “I want to fucking kill you.”?
Jay:  Gotta go.

You can catch us LIVE at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio for our Jerry’s Kids show by clicking HERE.

See ya then!!

Rapid Fire Radio...

This morning on “I’m With Stupid” Matt-Man and Jayman covered A LOT of ground.  We fired off topics like Anders Behring Breivik firing away at his intended targets.  Remember kids, you can’t call Breivik a “terrorist” because he’s a white Christian.  Only brown skinned people can be called “terrorists” folks. Try to remember that. 

Anyway, we talked a bit about the very tragic death of Amy Winehouse and wondered how it could be that they are having trouble determining a cause of death.  Really guys? You would think this one would be an easy call. 

And OMG!! The NFL IS BACK! THE LOCKOUT IS OVER! Thank God too because I was starting to get worried that we might all have to find other things to do on Sundays this fall. Like get out of the house or read a book or God help us SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY!  But, thankfully we won’t have to do any of those things. 

Also, Brett Favre. 

Let’s see, what else did we hit on? Oh yeah, we criticized Tim “T-Paw” Pawlenty for taking cheap shots at our girl Michele Bachamnn. Pawlenty, being the coward that he is, is widely believed to be the source of the migraine hit piece on Bachmann. What a dirty and cheap sexist T-Paw is! I’m so disappointed in him.  

Anyway, we hit on all those topics and so much more. We also welcomed a few folks to the I’m With Stupid blog as they showed up on the hit counter AND gave a shout out to Time Warner Cable customer service who we know was probably listening. We had to give them credit for quickly giving into IWS demands and getting that maintenance at the Bagwine Digs scheduled.

So, why don’t you give the show a listen? It will brighten your day. Guaranteed or your money back. 

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My Little Town ...

Last night on “I’m With Stupid” Matt-Man and Jayman took everyone on a virtual audio tour of our hometowns.  We talked about all the great sights there are to see.  Things like the hole in downtown Redneckville, AR and the gray beaches of the C.J. Brown State Reservoir just outside of Bagwine, Ohio. 

And we hit on a few other great things about our towns.  Jayman pointed out that in Redneckville you can grab the phonebook and find the local number for the KKK! How handy is that? Other great sites in Redneckville include “The Hole” downtown, beautiful Lakeshore Drive that stretches out as far as the eye can see for just less than one quarter of mile. Unfortunately, Country Time Jamboree has closed down, so live entertainment is limited to the Redneckville Not Ready for Primetime Players at the Lyric Theater.

Of course, Bagwine has its great sites too. As in the area where the Battle of Piqua! Currently the Clark County Fair is taking place and you can walk around and see every style of mullet there is. And Matt-Man also pointed out that Bagwine sports two … count them: TWO! Walmarts! Not to mention that included in the Bagwine Metroplex is the industrial wasteland of Dayton, Ohio. 

Also, we want to thank the Official Hot Mess of I'm With Stupid, Sunshine State Shirley for calling in. And then, as if there hadn’t been enough hilarity already, Mike called in! So, check the show out guys. It was a pretty damn funny 45 minutes this week. Well, every week is funny, but this week was downright jocular.

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In other news, the entire staff of the I’m With Stupid Media Empire would like to send out our most heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of Amy Winehouse. Amy passed away yesterday tragically and we are all just devastated by her passing.  We discussed it and we felt that the best way to show how much we’ll miss Amy would be to name her this week’s IWS Babe of the Week. 

R.I.P. Amy. You will be sorely missed.