Ohio State Patrol Trooper Blintz Falco Loves IWS Radio

Good Saturday and Happy Labor Day Weekend to you all.  This is Ohio State Patrol Trooper Blintz Falco
coming to you in a well-uniformed manner on behalf of IWS Radio.

Labor Day Weekend is a great time to have a cookout, light some state-approved fireworks, and mingle in a non-sexual way with your closest of kin, however..

Labor Day Weekend is not, I repeat not...A time to get carried away in the giddiness of a three-day weekend, and drink and drive.

If you're going to drink...don't drive.  If you're going to drive...don't drink, and better yet?

Schedule your cookout and drinking after 2 PM, so you can maintain some sobriety while listening to the comedic wit and wisdom of Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

IWS Radio has a HUGE Labor Day Weekend Show scheduled.  As the PR Department of IWS reported, it will go something like this:

August may be coming to a close, but football season is just now kicking off.  The dogs days of summer are waning and being tempered by the fun and frozen fundraising of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, but of course…

There are plenty of killjoys and nitpickers who have found fault with how some people video their worthy ice water dousing.  So, join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players as they discuss the 2014 NCAA and NFL football seasons, their experiences with the Ice Bucket Challenge, and how not to let the haters get you down.

All of that plus Jerry Lewis, Sarah Silverman, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 on this week’s IWS Radio Show.

I was told that Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Martin, Slyder Balzcock, Buddy Acapella, and Tammy Tibbles will be chiming in as well.

I hope you will heed my warning and listen to IWS Radio tomorrow from 1200-1400 hours ET.  It beats going out drinking and driving, is far less costly, and nearly as funny.

Have a Happy Labor Day Weekend, and Let's Be Careful Out There,

Ohio State Trooper Blintz Falco

To catch IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio, click HERE!!
 

Matt Said, Jay Said LII

Matt oratates.  Jay oratates. You audiate.

Matt:  Helloooooooooo
Jay:  Three rings to answer?  Really? You’re getting slow old man.
Matt:  My bursitis is acting up.  I think I have carpal tunnel, and my right hamstring is tight.
Jay:  That’s a shame.
Matt: Well, I bet I’d feel better if I iced my elbow down and you rubbed my hamstring.
Jay:  Well, I hope the ice works on the ’bow, but the hamstring is gonna suffer, ’cause I ain’t touching it.
Matt:  You are so un-Christ-like
Jay:  Hey…Lepers I’ll help, but these hands will never touch your hamstrings.

Matt:  Soooooo…what should we talk about this Sunday on the show?
Jay:  I thought we could do something far from the norm, and talk about the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
Matt:  Good call.  No one will be mentioning that over the Labor Day Weekend.
Jay:  I know, right?  We could talk about how it sucks anymore because there is no pizazz.
Matt:  Word.  Where have all the big names gone?
Jay:  I don’t know, probably most of them are dead and/or in rehab.
Matt:  Can a person be both dead AND in rehab?
Jay:  I’m pretty sure that Amy Winehouse is.
Matt:  Good point.

Jay:  I bet I could get an interview with Jerry Lewis seeings how we’re Number One on BTR, now.
Matt:  Excellent idea.  He does love comedy, and although we’re not French, we love him.
Jay:  It’s a perfect match.
Matt:  Vive la Jerry Louiiiiiiiis!!
Jay: Was that French?
Matt:  Eh, close enough.

Jay:  So, you taking notes?
Matt:  No, Schmoop is taking them for me, but evidently we’re not very funny tonight because she is writing her own notes.
Jay:  Like what?
Matt:  I just read one that said, “Blow Me.” and another that said, “You suck Mahoney.”
Jay:  She is so precious.
Matt:  Uh-huh…or something.

Jay:  Well I think we are set. Of course, we’ll have to make our big announcement for the September 9th show at some point.
Matt:  Pfffffft.  That is gonna be so fricking huge that I am beside myself, and let me tell you…my other self doesn’t like it one bit.

Jay:  Alright.  Some Jerry Lewis Telethon fun and a whole lot of us this Sunday.
Matt:  Should be awesome, as always.
Jay:  I’ll see you on the air then.
Matt:  Yes you will Jayman.
Jay:  Later.
Matt:  Hey...why did Schmoop make a note that says, “I want to fucking kill you.”?
Jay:  Gotta go.

You can catch us LIVE at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio for our Jerry’s Kids show by clicking HERE.

See ya then!!