Monday, September 3, 2012

Let's Hear it for the Boys

Hola, Cheers, and Hi?  Mischie here for I’m With Stupid.

I want to s….hold on…I have to say first and foremost that I hate the name, Mischie.

I understand why Jayman bequeathed that upon me, but I hate it; however, you can all call me Miss or Missy, or as Matt-Man calls me…

“That chick I wanted to make out with in the janitor’s closet in 7th grade.”

Anyway, tonight as I type this, the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon is going on, and that’s cool, I like helping out people with physical difficulties, however…

Have you ever thought about helping out a couple of kids with emotional difficulties?  With mental difficulties?  With, “I am being exploited” difficulties?

Unfortunately, I have…and yet?

I am going to do something to help a couple of folks who have a more profound problem…two guys who have moral and societal impairments.

This coming Sunday, September 9th, my lazy ass, is going to take itself and my two cute, yet unappreciative of how awesome their mother is daughters of mine outside on the curb, and have a Lemonade/Bake Sale for these two hipster harlequins that we call, Jay and Matt.

I mean c’mon folks, they hit Number One without any help whatsoever from BTR.  Can you imagine if they had 400 dollars in order to become a Premium Show and get advertisements, a rolling ad, and free calls to their guests?

They’d be Number One every fricking week!!  I mean, listen to the show they did yesterday for Godsakes:

Jay and Matt have done their best to be Number One…

Okay maybe not their best, but they take a lot of time to make us laugh or just smile, and I for one, want to make them a premium show so they can do even more. I am going to force my daughters to hold a Bake Sale/Lemonade Stand with me this Sunday, September 9th, and I hope to hell that you do the same.

I am Missy….and I’m With Stupid.



I'm With Stupid said...

I'd like a little shot of tequila in my lemonade please.

And a cookie.


I'm With Stupid said...

Also, since you're doing something so nice for us, I'll refrain from calling you Mischie. Man, I'm a nice guy! ;-)


Anonymous said...

Jay, you can call me anything you want, Sweetie! I'll put tequila in your lemonade and make you some Lemon Poppy seed muffins!! <3 Missy

I'm With Stupid said...

Wow...He gets tequila and lemon poppy-seed muffins. What do I get? Heartache. Thanks for doing this Miss!! Cheers!!


Jo said...

A lemonade stand is an awesome idea--Missy is amazing! You guys might make enough for the pro upgrade and IWS swag.

I'm listening to yesterday's show right now. Matt's impression of Hawkins is really something lol!

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: You were prominently mentioned later in the show. And thanks Jo!! Cheers Jo!!


Anonymous said...

Thank you, Jo!! I think the same of you!!! I am hoping the friends and listeners will send what they can... I will over price the lemonade and cookies and brownies but not sure what we can make! Haha! The girls are sooo excited!! :) Missy