Daddy Issues and HAWT Babes

Jay made a happy discovery about his food safe gloves.

Matt shared a couple of great Beer Mine stories about Boris and some stupid dad who is obviously going to be an enabler for his over-privileged entitled kid.

Slyder Ballscock covered the U.S. Open, World Cup and NBA Finals as only Slyder can.

Jay told about a couple of Slyderisms he heard this week from other sportscasters and a Facebook post.

Jay gave a little history lesson about Father’s Day started by ARKANSAS’ OWN Sonora Scott Dodd!

IWS World News broke the very unfortunate news of Casey Kasem’s passing and played a tribute to him.

Jay gave a shout out to his new friend on Twitter, Ken Caillat the father of the gorgeous and super talented Coblie Caillat.

Aunt Jackie rocked the house with her rendition of “Time of the Season”

Jay used the show as therapy to talk about the very complicated relationship he had with his dad.

Matt bragged about what a great guy HIS dad was and rubbed it in.

Ma Tibbles did her best to make things better.

Rev. Richard Moneymaker gave a very sad sermon.

Rick Perry advertised his new chain of GayHab Centers.

Then things got HAWT and wild as the uber lovely and wonderful Warrior Kat AND our favorite hot, sexy, hung over Jewess Sweet Pea both called in and put a smile on everyone’s face!!

Definitely give this one a listen! 

                           

                                     

MSJS 2013

Matt gives you Cliffs Notes.  Jay gives you Cliffs Notes.  You, pass the test.

Y’know what?  Some people think it’s easy to be an international internet radio star, but really?  It’s not.  For instance…

Jayman and I talked on the phone yesterday in order to come up with new topic ideas that would continue to provide you with quality entertainment at a fair price over the course of 2013.

Allow me to illustrate how tough it can be as I transcribe parts of our aforementioned phone call…

Matt:  So…this Saturday…What should we do?
Jay:  I dunno.  It’s January and the physical clift problem has been solved, so there isn't much going on.
Matt:  I know.
Jay:  We could piss Schmoop off by doing another Joke Show.
Matt:  No…She’s pissed off enough today.  It’s only 10:30 and she’s already told me to go to hell 3 times.
Jay:  That’s unfortunate.  I hate it when sick women begin to recover from their ailments.

See what I mean?  Even Schmoop, whom we both love and adore, provided us with no help other than saying...

“You two buffoons want a show topic?  How about a topic revolving around as to how tired of your show I am, and I wish you guys would just end it?”

See folks?

Comments like that are not helpful, even if Schmoop did later retract her comment by using her oh so overused, and pedestrian, “I have three tubes jutting out of my stomach.” defense.

Of course this line of conversation gave rise to an idea in Jayman’s mind…

Jay:  Y’know…We could do a three way show.
Matt:  What?
Jay:  Yeah…Schmoop and Miss could talk.  Or Jo and Warrior Kat could talk.
Matt:  That’s hot.
Jay:  I know right?

Of course, I talked to our lemonade friend Missy and to Schmoop about this idea and what did they do?

Uh-huh…They shot it down.  Prudes.  So, we were left with few ideas, however…As dickhead Sean Hannity would say, “Do not let your heart be troubled.”

Eventually, Jayman and I did come up with some great show ideas.  No, seriously.

This coming Wednesday, January 9th at 11 AM ET, we have a guest lined-up who will discuss the hideous problem of Human Trafficking.

On Saturday January 12th at 11 PM ET, Jayman and I will be doing a “local news” show, as we illustrate how screwed up our communities are.

And hopefully, on either January 30th at 11 AM or Saturday February 2 at 11 PM we will have a VERY special guest on with us who will  help to make your Super Bowl Party menu tasty and surreal.

See?  We’re not just a couple of adorable goofballs, babies…We plan this stuff out!!*

And …If you’d like to be a guest on our show or have a show topic idea, get a hold of either one of us.  We are always open to new ideas, new guests, and new and interesting sexual propositions and positions.

Oh and by the way…Today’s show?

It’s all about HEARTACHE.

We will be talking heartache that we have personally endured and talking heartache we would like to impart upon others, so join us LIVE tonight Saturday January 5th at 11 PM ET as we let our souls bleed.

Join the IWS Radio fun LIVE tonight at 11 PM ET by clicking HERE, and/or by calling in with your personal heartache at 661.244.9852.

Cheers!!

* to a degree

IWS Babe of the Week: Our HOT IWS Friends

Each and every Sunday on the IWS website, we typically highlight a famous actress, actresses, or celebrities who may be trending and would provide good traffic for our website whom we truly love.

However, today?

Because of things that have transpired over the last few days, which will remain sub rosa until Wednesday's show, we'd like to excoriate, illuminate some of the hot babes who listen to, read, and/or otherwise take out cease and desist orders toward IWS Radio, and Jay and I.

First up...The Schmoopster.  This chick has been adored, canonized, and well, at the same time, made fun of on more than one occasion by Jay and Matt...

On deck, we have the lovely Missalicious.

Now Missy has done a fundraiser for us.  She also offers plentiful advice to us, such as...

"If I knew when I agreed to do your show that there would be no bagels in the Green Room, I would have told to you two cheap bastards to forget it...Uuch."

Of course there is always the uber-lovely Jo.  She is so damn hot...especially when she wears ponytails and cruises the High Schools in hopes of a tawdry and illegal affair...

And then, we have Jayman's BFF Warrior Kat.  Kat is a nurse, and if she ever said to me that this test requires that she quickly and painfully stick a needle into my scrotum, I would still answer, "Oh Yeah, Baby. Do it three times for accuracy!!"

Hell...While we make fun of her often, we love when Dana escapes her mythical Accounting Meeting and joins us most Wednesdays...

And then of course...There is Tamara.  Tamra is one hard nosed, hard rocking chick, who...loves the animals and tries to save all of those whom she can...

Yeah, celebrity Bitches are perceived as hot many times, but seriously?

Jay and I are blessed with boatload of hot chicks who listen to us, and more importantly, hot chicks whom we consider our friends.

Annnnnnd....We will be broadcasting LIVE today at NOON ET as we talk about when we were 18 years old.

As Matt-Man's son Ryno will turn 18 on Wednesday we thought it to be the perfect time to re-live our glory days when we were 18.

Join us LIVE today at NOON ET on BTR as we discuss our youth and you can listen and chime in as well by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

Matt Said, Jay Said XVIII

Matt talar; Jay talar…You, lyssna.

Matt:  Booooooquet residence, lady of the house speaking.
Jay:  Gawd…You so sound like a Sheridan.
Matt:  Hey, I still have a cold; show me some love.
Jay.  Sure…Love , love, love...God...  Happy now, ya sick fuck?
Matt:  Your lumbago is acting up, isn’t it?
Jay:  I’ll be fine.

Matt:  So, now that I have turned off Herman Cain on the radio for you and only you, what’s up?
Jay:  Since we are moving to Sundays at Noon Eastern this Sunday, we need to make a splash.
Matt:  Not only a splash, a sacramental splash!!
Jay:  We could do a church service of some sort, with dancing girls and all that.
Matt:  Or in the case of the Catholics, dancing boys.
Jay:  You were molested as an altar boy weren’t you?
Matt:  Maybe.

Jay:  Why don’t we skip that, and talk about how awful organized religion is?
Matt:  You don’t like organized religion?
Jay:  Hell no…I grew up Methodist.  A service of a song or two, a sermon, and then a plea for money.  So fucking boring… At least throw in some descriptive, dirty talk about how evil having sex is.
Matt:  You’re going to Hell…wait a---

Matt:  hack hack hack hack

Jay:  I bet you get to Hell long before me, “Coughing Up a Lung Boy.”

Matt:  Cute...Anyhoo, if we do a churc-----

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Matt:  You’re typing and not paying attention at all to what I am saying.
Jay:  Noooooooo, that was me clicking my pen…no, seriously.
Matt:  Okay then, we coul--
Jay:  Ooooooo, Warrior Kat just tweeted me.
Matt:  Jeeeeesus….Jo’s post was awesome.
Jay:  Oh Hell yeahhhh….Of course, Jo could have simply posted the alphabet and it would have been hot.
Matt:  And just think if she had posted the Cyrillic alphabet?
Jay:  Awwww man, that would have made me an Ottomaniac!!

Matt:  So Sunday at Noon, if it doesn’t snow, we’ll do a show on organized religion and why it sucks..?
Jay:  Amen to dat!!
Matt:  Praise Jeebus and pass the BTR.  And we coul--

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Matt:  Nevermind.  Talk to ya soonly.
Jay:  Will do…Hey did you know that if you stacked (name deleted), (name deleted), and (name deleted) on top of each other, that they would make up a man of average height?
Matt:  I love you.

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Jay:  I love too, Mom.

Matt:  I think we're ready.
Jay:  Damn right.
Matt:  Word...

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Make sure to catch Jayman and Matt-Man at their new weekend time, Sunday at High Noon ET.  Itsa gunna be a hoot!!