Jay made a happy discovery about his food safe gloves.
Matt shared a couple of great Beer Mine stories about Boris and some stupid dad who is obviously going to be an enabler for his over-privileged entitled kid.
Slyder Ballscock covered the U.S. Open, World Cup and NBA Finals as only Slyder can.
Jay told about a couple of Slyderisms he heard this week from other sportscasters and a Facebook post.
Jay gave a little history lesson about Father’s Day started by ARKANSAS’ OWN Sonora Scott Dodd!
IWS World News broke the very unfortunate news of Casey Kasem’s passing and played a tribute to him.
Jay gave a shout out to his new friend on Twitter, Ken Caillat the father of the gorgeous and super talented Coblie Caillat.
Aunt Jackie rocked the house with her rendition of “Time of the Season”
Jay used the show as therapy to talk about the very complicated relationship he had with his dad.
Matt bragged about what a great guy HIS dad was and rubbed it in.
Ma Tibbles did her best to make things better.
Rev. Richard Moneymaker gave a very sad sermon.
Rick Perry advertised his new chain of GayHab Centers.
Then things got HAWT and wild as the uber lovely and wonderful Warrior Kat AND our favorite hot, sexy, hung over Jewess Sweet Pea both called in and put a smile on everyone’s face!!
I, the Matt-Man, the man of a thousand quotes, queries, and quantitative physics problems rolling around in my head at any given time was called…
“A twelve year old.”
In fact my friends, and lovers of all things I’m With Stupid related, the exact quote was this…
“I think both you and Jay are a couple of dudes with the sense of humor of twelve year old boy.”
After three minutes of loudly feigning expressing my outrage, and correcting her quantitative grammar problem, I bellowed to the loquitur of said character impugnment:
“I am not a twelve year old boy, and my humor is always on the cutting edge.”
What I really wanted to say was, in my best impersonation of the Crazy World of Arthur Brown:
“I am the God of hell fire and I bring you fire…” and continue on in my Al Sharpton voice by saying:
“Oh look at you…you gots the blueberries alllll over your face.” But…
I didn’t. For that would be juvenile.
So instead, I attacked her accusatory statement by using simple, everyday logic with the following diatribe…
Listen…
You act like Jayman and I are nothing but a couple of heathens who want nothing more than to score cheap hits on our website by posting tawdry pictures of hot babes that are labeled with their name followed by, “naked”, or “sexy”, or “boobies”.
If that were the case, I would post a picture of the new transgender Miss Universe contestant from Canada, Jenna Talackova like this one:
And then, would label it with her name and add something like, “naked, hot, sexy” to it, which I did, but only to illustrate a point.
I am all for former men being invited to participate in Donald Trump’s Miss Universe pageant. Does that sound like the attitude of a twelve year old?
Uh-huh…I didn’t think so...and just like I asked Donald Trump on Twitter last night…
“Does she have camel toe?”
Tell a twelve year old to come up with that line of humor. Word.
See? Jayman and I, are men of sophisticated tastes, humor, and upbringing.
You’ll never catch me making fun of stroke-ridden Dick Clark by saying, “Happy Doo Year” and then miscounting down to the New Year.
You’ll never hear Jayman uttering, “Trick or Treating in the projects would suck.”
Nope. We are far more sophisticated than that. Far more sophisticated than a twelve year old boy.
We don’t make wee-wee jokes, poopie jokes, or hoo-ha jokes.
We simply tell it like it is, and we do not, and will not post cheap pictures like this:
Because, well…it isn’t right.
Instead, we write on this site and turn in high performance shows like the one we did yesterday…
And remember, as a cutting edge comedic person without the sense of humor of twelve year old, I also do not find it funny when I am watching TV and a commercial for Siemens comes on.
Trust me, I do not laugh at Siemens commercials, nor would I title this post in a manner simply to attract readers. I'm not a frickin' twelve year old for Godssakes.
Cheers!!Matt-Man
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