Rejection, Heartache, Hot Sisters and the Final Four

Holaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yet another EPIC episode of IWS Radio this week y’all! We totally brought the funny for the whole 2 hours. Well, most of it anyway.  We…

Had a great Final Four discussion with both Slyder Balzcock and then from Dusty Sandman and Charles Barkley in IWS Air Action One HIGHHHHHH above North Texas

Nipsey Russell has some thoughts on the Championship Game …

The NCAA’s have been so exciting this year
All I can do is sit and cheer
Kentucky seems to have finally clicked
And UConn is gonna get their ass kicked 

Enjoyed some words of inspiration from Ma Tibbles

Relaxed to the soothing dulcet tones of Paula Piatt in the Poetry Corner

Told stories of rejection and heartache that will live in the deepest, darkest parts of our broken souls forever.

Had a great discussion about who’s the hotter sister. It started with Hallie vs Hillary Duff which we disagree on, but do agree that once they had spelled Haylie’s name with the “ie” that they should have spelled Hillary’s name with the “ie” also for consistency sake. Anyway, we then discussed the relative hotness of Brittney vs Jamie Lynn Spears, Paris vs Nicky Hilton and Ashlee vs Jessica Simpson as well as other hot sister duos.

Heard from the loveable and adorable Schmoop and the sad news she received this week.

Got brought back to our happy place as Bobby Kraft regaled us with some of the most popular and hilarious tweets on Favstar.

Got even happier when Phil Diller took the stage in Aberdeen and brought the funny.

And OH SO MUCH MORE!!!! Totally check that show out!

                               

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Facebook Confirms What We All Knew...Matt-Man Rocks!!

Greetings…Cheers…and a Happy Hump Day to You All!!

Matt-Man here for IWS Radio today and recently, my spirits have been lifted exponentially; I am awash in a sea of validation as a human being, and my typically almost non-existent ego is expanding as quickly as the universe.

Let me tell you, folks…

Yesterday, Jayman wrote a great post about a handful of prominent scumbags and assholes who exist in American society today, but you know who isn’t an asshole, and who in fact, is one well-liked son of a bitch?

This Guy!!

I know…You are saying to yourselves…

“Gee, how do you know this?  Did you have a poll conducted by the polling agency called, Me, Myself, and I?”

Not at all…I used a polling firm far more accurate than Gallup.  Far more in-depth than IPSOS.  And totally more hard to spell than Quinnipiac.

I used Facebook.  That’s right!!

You see, this past Sunday, I posted on my Facebook page…

“What, if anything, do you like about me?”

After posting that question on my timeline, and awaiting the comments, I sat glued to my screen expecting few comments , or a handful of comments full of scorn and ridicule, however…

I received comments such as the following…

“I like the way you smoke multiple cigarettes at the same time.”

“You have no bias…you insult all equally.”

“You crack me up and cook a lot.”  Which corroborates the following comment…

“You amuse me.  I also admire your mad culinary skills.  You really know your way around a can of Spam.”

See how my uber-likeability is trending?  People dig me!!

From a well-read and published author of the male sex…“Your calves, when you wear high heels…”

Our very own IWS resident Lemon Poppy Seed maker Missalicious, chimed in with…

“You’re a good egg.”

And by that, I am sure that Miss means that I am full of protein and can be either a main course, or an elegantly pretty egg wash sheen atop a bundle of muffins.  Which makes perfect sense, because the uber-sultry Carly said of me…

“You are shiny.”

Word.  And thank you.

There were many other comments that said among other nice things, that I was very likeable because, “what you see, is what you get.”

Really…I do like that, and I appreciate those comments the most, because for bad or good, I like to keep it that way.

I will say…There was one comment that disturbed me…A long time friend, who happens to be a nurse, responded to my question of, what do you like about me, by saying…

“Not a damn thing.”

It’s hurtful to know that the poison of Obamacare has sunk down to the bedside caretaker level, and washed away all humanity and compassion.  But, I will recover…You know why?

People on Facebook, and mainly chicks on Facebook, dig me!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Babe of the Week: Jenny McCarthy

IWS is proud to announce that our Babe of the Week for this week is none other than Jenny McCarthy!

Jenny began her amazing career as a Playboy Centerfold way back in 1993.

From there she landed a spot on one of my favorite game shows of all time, MTV’s “Singled Out!”

After that she married comedic actor Jim Carrey and became a movie star.

Now she’s a correspondent for Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve and is also one of the world’s leading authorities on Autism.

So, as you can see, there’s more to Jenny than great boobs and a hot ass. She smart, hard-working and very accomplished. And now she has IWS Babe of the Week to add to her trophy case!

In other news we had a sad, yet still wonderful show last night on I’m With Stupid. Man, did we bring the heartache! It was just one sad story after another. Everything from losing basketball games to Lance Armstrong to people who personally have let us down. Make sure you have a box of tissues close by when you listen to this one.

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MSJS 2013

Matt gives you Cliffs Notes.  Jay gives you Cliffs Notes.  You, pass the test.

Y’know what?  Some people think it’s easy to be an international internet radio star, but really?  It’s not.  For instance…

Jayman and I talked on the phone yesterday in order to come up with new topic ideas that would continue to provide you with quality entertainment at a fair price over the course of 2013.

Allow me to illustrate how tough it can be as I transcribe parts of our aforementioned phone call…

Matt:  So…this Saturday…What should we do?
Jay:  I dunno.  It’s January and the physical clift problem has been solved, so there isn't much going on.
Matt:  I know.
Jay:  We could piss Schmoop off by doing another Joke Show.
Matt:  No…She’s pissed off enough today.  It’s only 10:30 and she’s already told me to go to hell 3 times.
Jay:  That’s unfortunate.  I hate it when sick women begin to recover from their ailments.

See what I mean?  Even Schmoop, whom we both love and adore, provided us with no help other than saying...

“You two buffoons want a show topic?  How about a topic revolving around as to how tired of your show I am, and I wish you guys would just end it?”

See folks?

Comments like that are not helpful, even if Schmoop did later retract her comment by using her oh so overused, and pedestrian, “I have three tubes jutting out of my stomach.” defense.

Of course this line of conversation gave rise to an idea in Jayman’s mind…

Jay:  Y’know…We could do a three way show.
Matt:  What?
Jay:  Yeah…Schmoop and Miss could talk.  Or Jo and Warrior Kat could talk.
Matt:  That’s hot.
Jay:  I know right?

Of course, I talked to our lemonade friend Missy and to Schmoop about this idea and what did they do?

Uh-huh…They shot it down.  Prudes.  So, we were left with few ideas, however…As dickhead Sean Hannity would say, “Do not let your heart be troubled.”

Eventually, Jayman and I did come up with some great show ideas.  No, seriously.

This coming Wednesday, January 9th at 11 AM ET, we have a guest lined-up who will discuss the hideous problem of Human Trafficking.

On Saturday January 12th at 11 PM ET, Jayman and I will be doing a “local news” show, as we illustrate how screwed up our communities are.

And hopefully, on either January 30th at 11 AM or Saturday February 2 at 11 PM we will have a VERY special guest on with us who will  help to make your Super Bowl Party menu tasty and surreal.

See?  We’re not just a couple of adorable goofballs, babies…We plan this stuff out!!*

And …If you’d like to be a guest on our show or have a show topic idea, get a hold of either one of us.  We are always open to new ideas, new guests, and new and interesting sexual propositions and positions.

Oh and by the way…Today’s show?

It’s all about HEARTACHE.

We will be talking heartache that we have personally endured and talking heartache we would like to impart upon others, so join us LIVE tonight Saturday January 5th at 11 PM ET as we let our souls bleed.

Join the IWS Radio fun LIVE tonight at 11 PM ET by clicking HERE, and/or by calling in with your personal heartache at 661.244.9852.

Cheers!!

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