Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Zimmerman, Cheney and Walmart: Scumbags Gone Wild

Holaaaaaa y’all! There is one thing that is completely and totally obvious to me and should be to everyone else: The Scumbags Always Win.

Yup, people who are pieces of shit always win. Everything always works out for them and when it doesn’t, someone (or the government) steps in and saves them. Let’s take a look at today’s scumbags …

- George Zimmerman! Oh look! If it’s a day that ends in “y” then George Zimmerman must be in jail for a domestic dispute. Oh I know, it’s not his fault. It’s NEVER HIS FAULT! Sure he’s been arrested five times for domestic violence in his life and twice he has pointed or threatened his wife/girlfriend with a gun, but it wasn’t his fault. He’s a sweet, innocent victim of all these horrible people. And that unarmed teenager he shot and killed? He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Today’s incident has resulted in George being charged assault and battery after pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend. Don’t worry though, he’ll skate like always. People like George always go free. The NRA and other right wing organizations will be there to pay for everything again too.

I have seen a few women say things like “George Zimmerman has a girlfriend? How???” Isn’t that cute how they do that? Women are so na├»ve like that. Let me tell ya folks, behind every scumbag woman abusing murdering piece of shit guy is a long line of women wanting to get with him. I’ll never understand it either.


- Liz Cheney! Man, what a fun time it’s gonna be at the Cheney’s on Thanksgiving! Seems as though a little family tiff has blown wide open and in public no less! Liz Cheney is seeking the republican nomination for the US Senate in Wyoming (a state she may or may not live in) and to win the republican nomination she has be the most extreme hate-filled bigot imaginable.

So she has decided to publicly condemn her sister Mary who is in a same sex marriage with her longtime partner. Needless to say Mary isn’t all that impressed with Liz’s public pandering to scumbags and decided to let her know it publicly.

For their part Mommy and Daddy Cheney put out a statement today that basically says “politics first girls.” What a beautiful family they are huh? I can feel the warmth and love from here.

You know, I never really gave Liz Cheney much chance to oust sitting senator, far right-wing crazy Mike Enzi, but now I think she might. This kind of public scumbaggery probably gives her an advantage.


- Walmart! There is a Walmart in the Cleveland, OH area that is holding a food drive. Isn’t that a nice thing to do? A big, extremely profitable corporation is giving back to the community by holding a food drive for people who can’t afford to have a decent meal this Thanksgiving. That just makes me feel so good and frankly helps to restore my faith in humanity.

What? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! They’re holding the food drive so Walmart employees can have a decent meal this Thanksgiving? One of the most profitable companies in the world pays its employees so little that they have to hold food drive for them? And that corporation is asking its customers “Hey, buy some extra groceries here at Walmart and then on your way out, put some food items in these bins for OUR EMPLOYEES!!!???


I fucking give up!



8 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Liz Cheney is a scumbag and anyone who conducts a family spat on Facebook is probably not ready for the U.S. Senate. She's a cunt. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt

Katy Anders said...

When I run for Senate, i will rise above the petty infighting we see about gay marriage by advocating for the "Ban All Marriage Act."

That should really bring the left and the right together.

I might still take pot shots at my family on facebook, though, because that just seems like fun...

Dana said...

Don't get me started on Zimmerman. And Walmart? I'd love to say that I refuse to shop there because of their poor pay and lack of benefits for employees (in spite of what their commercials say), but I'm cheap, and I shop where I get the best price. I'm a hypocrite like that.

Mike said...

I was going to use the Walmart thing as a post but didn't think anyone would believe it. I wonder how Walmart will out scumbag themselves next. A request for Christmas presents?

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: The Cheney's are just horrible people.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Katy: I would totally support the Ban All Marriage Act

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: It's impossible to boycott Walmart. Especially if you live in a small town or rural area. Also, working folks don't have much other choice.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: I wouldn't be surprised if they did that!

Jay