Greetings…Cheers…and a Happy Hump Day to You All!!Matt-Man here for IWS Radio today and recently, my spirits have been lifted exponentially; I am awash in a sea of validation as a human being, and my typically almost non-existent ego is expanding as quickly as the universe.
Let me tell you, folks…
Yesterday, Jayman wrote a great post about a handful of prominent scumbags and assholes who exist in American society today, but you know who isn’t an asshole, and who in fact, is one well-liked son of a bitch?
This Guy!!
I know…You are saying to yourselves…
“Gee, how do you know this? Did you have a poll conducted by the polling agency called, Me, Myself, and I?”
Not at all…I used a polling firm far more accurate than Gallup. Far more in-depth than IPSOS. And totally more hard to spell than Quinnipiac.
I used Facebook. That’s right!!
You see, this past Sunday, I posted on my Facebook page…“What, if anything, do you like about me?”
After posting that question on my timeline, and awaiting the comments, I sat glued to my screen expecting few comments , or a handful of comments full of scorn and ridicule, however…
I received comments such as the following…
“I like the way you smoke multiple cigarettes at the same time.”
“You have no bias…you insult all equally.”
“You crack me up and cook a lot.” Which corroborates the following comment…
“You amuse me. I also admire your mad culinary skills. You really know your way around a can of Spam.”
See how my uber-likeability is trending? People dig me!!
From a well-read and published author of the male sex…“Your calves, when you wear high heels…”
Our very own IWS resident Lemon Poppy Seed maker Missalicious, chimed in with…
“You’re a good egg.”
And by that, I am sure that Miss means that I am full of protein and can be either a main course, or an elegantly pretty egg wash sheen atop a bundle of muffins. Which makes perfect sense, because the uber-sultry Carly said of me…
“You are shiny.”
Word. And thank you.
There were many other comments that said among other nice things, that I was very likeable because, “what you see, is what you get.”
Really…I do like that, and I appreciate those comments the most, because for bad or good, I like to keep it that way.
I will say…There was one comment that disturbed me…A long time friend, who happens to be a nurse, responded to my question of, what do you like about me, by saying…
“Not a damn thing.”
It’s hurtful to know that the poison of Obamacare has sunk down to the bedside caretaker level, and washed away all humanity and compassion. But, I will recover…You know why?
People on Facebook, and mainly chicks on Facebook, dig me!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
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10 comments:
Man, social media is all about validation! Glad that worked out for ya cause that was a pretty risky thing to do.
Jay
Jayman: It gets even riskier tomorrow. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
Hey...you are shiny. Huh.
Beth: Ha. IKR? Cheeeeeeeeers Schmooooooop!!
Matt
I like how you are able to accept a compliment without running around bragging about it on your blog.
I wish I was shiny...
Katy: I am a very humble human being. I was blushing when I was typing this post. Cheers Katy!!
Matt
I missed that Facebook post, so thought I'd answer the question here!
I like that you challenge my thinking, push my boundaries, and frequently inspire me to question my assumptions and reactions.
Now, don't expect any more nice things to come out of my mouth (fingers) for at least a year ... ASSHOLE!
Dana: Ha...Why thank you Dana. That may be the most precious comment of all. Cheers Dana!!
Matt
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