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Showing posts with label Tornado Season Preparedness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tornado Season Preparedness. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2015

IWS Person of The Week: Spring Breakers

If it's Sunday, it's the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and as it is the first Sunday of Spring 2015, it is only fitting that we honor those who seek to find some relief and well-earned relaxation from the pressures of life and name Spring Breakers our IWS Persons of the Week!!

Spring Breakers are primarily made up of over-pressured, debt-ridden college students who need to blow off some steam, and often do so, by getting drunk, and standing on a high hotel balcony...


Sometimes, the more shy and introverted breakers of the Spring simply want to relax and get a nice tan while napping peacefully on the beach...


Of course, with all of the pressure upon young college goers, pent up frustrations are released during the break through acts of spontaneous joy, frivolity, and playful indiscretion...


Of course, it's not only young nubile women who need to have a vernal vacation, men who have grown old and tired want to ignite a Spring spark in order to feel alive yet again...


Lastly...The joy of Spring is not lost upon those who are a bit more restrained in their pursuits of happiness, because let me tell ya...When nuns hit the beach during Spring Break, all hell breaks loose...


So here's to all of you Spring Breakers out there. Long may your freak flags fly!!

And speaking of Spring Break...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are celebrating all things Spring NEXT WEEK March 29th from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing Spring Break, March Madness, Tornado Season, annnnnd celebrating National Goof Off Day. So join IWS Radio LIVE MARCH 29th from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Goofing Off During Spring Break.

To listen LIVE click HERE!!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Making Things and Spring Happen

Not only did we all Spring Forward, well everyone except some weirdoes in Indiana and Arizona, but IWS Radio brought the funny this week as we Forced Spring to start a little early. And I think it worked too because there wasn’t any of the winter doldrums on this week’s IWS Radio. It was non-stop fun and excitement.

Well, there were some less that positive moments, but those weren’t because of any freezing weather, ice storms or gray gloomy skies. Jay did have to discuss the ordeal that has been attempting to get his laptop fixed. Oh it’s gonna get fixed, but it’s gonna cost THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS to do it.

We had a new sponsor this week too. The Black Sea Cruises offers some great deals on an amazing vacation in one of the most underrated vacation spots in the world. I don’t know about you guys, but I think vacationing on a cruise ship in the Black Sea near the Crimean coast sounds like a great idea!

There has been a bit of infighting at IWS lately and some of it has spilled over into the show. Last week we had Paul Piatt selling out and Kirk Douglas took a couple of cheap shots at Guy Ahnerdyck and Bobby Kraft. Well, Bobby and Guy both responded this week in their own special ways.

Speaking of which, shout out to Guy Ahnurdyck for winning a Dutchie! The first IWS correspondent to win a major award! Congrats Guy!!


After a couple of passive-aggressive swipes at Kirk, Bobby gave everyone some great advice on preparing for Tornado Season. Make sure you have a pen and paper handy cause you’ll want to take notes!

Once again Aunt Jackie rocked the house! This week she covered Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys are Back in Town!” It was awesome! Thanks Jaxxx!!


Martin was along to provide us with a great springtime meditation. We were all so relaxed I wasn’t sure we would be able to finish the show!

Stubby Stonehenge showed off his literary flexibility by sitting in for Paul Piatt in the Poet’s Corner this week. He was really great. I bet you’ll be surprised.

And sweet, lovable, adorable Schmoop stopped by to entertain us with her own brand of happy spring thoughts about Matt’s new “get to spend more time at home” schedule.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand soooooo much more! We rocked and rolled through the whole show once again this week. I don’t know what has gotten into us, but IWS Radio is on a real roll lately. Definitely check it out!



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