IWS Person of The Week: Spring Breakers

If it's Sunday, it's the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and as it is the first Sunday of Spring 2015, it is only fitting that we honor those who seek to find some relief and well-earned relaxation from the pressures of life and name Spring Breakers our IWS Persons of the Week!!

Spring Breakers are primarily made up of over-pressured, debt-ridden college students who need to blow off some steam, and often do so, by getting drunk, and standing on a high hotel balcony...

Sometimes, the more shy and introverted breakers of the Spring simply want to relax and get a nice tan while napping peacefully on the beach...

Of course, with all of the pressure upon young college goers, pent up frustrations are released during the break through acts of spontaneous joy, frivolity, and playful indiscretion...

Of course, it's not only young nubile women who need to have a vernal vacation, men who have grown old and tired want to ignite a Spring spark in order to feel alive yet again...

Lastly...The joy of Spring is not lost upon those who are a bit more restrained in their pursuits of happiness, because let me tell ya...When nuns hit the beach during Spring Break, all hell breaks loose...

So here's to all of you Spring Breakers out there. Long may your freak flags fly!!

And speaking of Spring Break...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are celebrating all things Spring NEXT WEEK March 29th from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing Spring Break, March Madness, Tornado Season, annnnnd celebrating National Goof Off Day. So join IWS Radio LIVE MARCH 29th from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Goofing Off During Spring Break.

To listen LIVE click HERE!!

Courtney Stodden and Jayman Should be Friends

Hola y'all! As you guys probably already know, I don't have a whole lot of social skills. Well, once of my new year's resolutions was to work on that. I decided that I needed to be more open and engage people in conversation in hopes of making friends. The first person I have attempted to make friends with is Courtney Stodden.

Here's how it's gone so far...

So far, no response whatsoever! WTF? Why won't Courtney be my friend? I don't really know what else I can do. I've been as charming and thoughtful as hell and even kind of funny and NOTHING! Not even a smiley face or an acknowledgment that I even exist. I'm at a total loss as to what to do next.

I'm going to have to decide if I keep trying to be friends with Courtney Stodden or move on to someone else. What do you guys think?

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