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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

News and Commentary with KleeShay Johnson

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Today we have a very special guest blogger. One of IWS Radio’s newest correspondents KleeShay Johnson is here to review some of the big stories happening right now in the world….

Well hey there folks, KleeShay Johnson here spoutin’ off for IWS Radio.

Well, it looks like the world has gone mad this week. Russian separatists have allegedly shot down a Malaysian Airlines 777 with 295 poor souls on board. This is just unacceptable. These separatist rebels have to stand up and take responsibility for their actions. They can’t hide behind a bunch of lies and excuses. We’re just not gonna put up it. The person who gave the order to launch the missiles will have to be brought to justice.


I think it’s time someone stood up this Putin fella. He’s been running around as if he’s above the law for too long now. Someone needs to take him down a notch or two. People like him who suffer from short man’s disease can’t be allowed to behave like this. His problem is nobody has ever told him “no.” Well, it’s high time he heard a few no’s from other world leaders. President Obama needs to rally the world to his side and isolate Russia and put Putin in his place. Putin will find the whole world against him and he’ll realize he has no allies left and will have to acquiesce to world demands. That’s how you bring Russia back into the world of nations and make them a good global citizen again. The world is watching Mr. President and you can’t afford mess this one up!

In other news Israel launched a full scale ground invasion of Gaza this week. I tell you what, if there was ever two countries that needed couples counselling, it’s those two. To be honest with you though, I doubt it would do much good. The world has tried to make those two get along for God knows how long and they just haven’t made any progress. It might be time to just wash our hands of the situation. Just announce a hands off policy towards these two a let the duke it out. A no holds barred rock ‘em sock ‘em fight to the death! Last country standing wins. And don’t forget to the victor goes the spoils. So, when Israel kicks Hamas’s ass, they’ll take ownership of the lease desirable, yet most fought over parcel of dirt and rocks in the world. Congrats!


You know you’re living in messed up times when a refugee crisis on the American border is the third biggest story of the week. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to get the impression that our government doesn’t have any answers for this crisis. Every day I read stories about those poor kids being bussed around to different cities looking for someone to show a little compassion and agree to take those poor kids in. It seems that Christian Charity is in short supply these days. You know, the real measure of any man and any country is how they treat the least among us. If that’s the case, then we just aren’t measuring up the standard that we have always set for ourselves. Come on America, you’re better than this.

Well, that’s all for me this week. I’ll let you get back to what you were doing. For IWS Radio this has been KleeShay Johnson, Ta-Ta-For-Now.



Monday, March 10, 2014

Making Things and Spring Happen

Not only did we all Spring Forward, well everyone except some weirdoes in Indiana and Arizona, but IWS Radio brought the funny this week as we Forced Spring to start a little early. And I think it worked too because there wasn’t any of the winter doldrums on this week’s IWS Radio. It was non-stop fun and excitement.

Well, there were some less that positive moments, but those weren’t because of any freezing weather, ice storms or gray gloomy skies. Jay did have to discuss the ordeal that has been attempting to get his laptop fixed. Oh it’s gonna get fixed, but it’s gonna cost THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS to do it.

We had a new sponsor this week too. The Black Sea Cruises offers some great deals on an amazing vacation in one of the most underrated vacation spots in the world. I don’t know about you guys, but I think vacationing on a cruise ship in the Black Sea near the Crimean coast sounds like a great idea!

There has been a bit of infighting at IWS lately and some of it has spilled over into the show. Last week we had Paul Piatt selling out and Kirk Douglas took a couple of cheap shots at Guy Ahnerdyck and Bobby Kraft. Well, Bobby and Guy both responded this week in their own special ways.

Speaking of which, shout out to Guy Ahnurdyck for winning a Dutchie! The first IWS correspondent to win a major award! Congrats Guy!!


After a couple of passive-aggressive swipes at Kirk, Bobby gave everyone some great advice on preparing for Tornado Season. Make sure you have a pen and paper handy cause you’ll want to take notes!

Once again Aunt Jackie rocked the house! This week she covered Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys are Back in Town!” It was awesome! Thanks Jaxxx!!


Martin was along to provide us with a great springtime meditation. We were all so relaxed I wasn’t sure we would be able to finish the show!

Stubby Stonehenge showed off his literary flexibility by sitting in for Paul Piatt in the Poet’s Corner this week. He was really great. I bet you’ll be surprised.

And sweet, lovable, adorable Schmoop stopped by to entertain us with her own brand of happy spring thoughts about Matt’s new “get to spend more time at home” schedule.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand soooooo much more! We rocked and rolled through the whole show once again this week. I don’t know what has gotten into us, but IWS Radio is on a real roll lately. Definitely check it out!



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