Matt's Top Fives

Cheer Bitches!!  Matt-Man here for IWS...

Now many of you know that Jayman did a series of lists yesterday highlighting his five top favorite things within a number of different categories of life, so...

Because he says that sharing this info is helpful in getting to know us, and well, it's an easy post to do...

I give you my five favorite things in many of the same categories that Jayman offered up yesterday.

Five Favorite Horror Movies:

1.  The Exorcist
2.  The Omen
3.  Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
4.  Halloween
5.  The Screaming Skull (so bad, it’s good.)

Five Favorite TV Shows of All-Time:

1.  Seinfeld
2.  Fawlty Towers
3.  Star Trek (the original)
4.  Keeping Up Appearances
5.  M*A*S*H (the pre-Major Winchester years)

Five Favorite Comedy Movies:

1.  Napoleon Dynamite
2.  Young Frankenstein
3.  Airplane!
4.  Princess Bride
5.  Tommy Boy

Five Favorite Comedians:

1.  Chris Rock
2.  Denis Leary
3.  Joey Goodbar
4.  Steven Wright
5.  Andrew “Dice” Clay (see note for The Screaming Skull under Horror Movies)

Five Favorite Foods:

1.  Cheeseburgers/Loosemeat Sandwiches
2.  Liver and Onions (no, I’m not kidding)
3.  Pizza
4.  Crab Cakes
5.  Prime Rib…the rarer the better.

Five Favorite Beers:

1.  Steel Reserve
2.  Milwaukee’s Best Light
3.  Mickey’s Malt Liquor
4.  Amstel Light
5.  Harp

Five Favorite Vegetables:

1.  Potatoes
2.  Lima Beans
3.  Peas
4.  Carrots
5.  Spinach

Five Favorite Wines:

1.  Wild Irish Rose (Red)
2.  McWilliams Shiraz (2007)
3.  Wild Irish Rose (Wild Fruit with Ginseng)
4.  Gnarly Head
5.  Wild Irish Rose (Green Apple)

Five Favorite U.S. Presidents:

1.  James Madison
2.  Teddy Roosevelt
3.  Bill Clinton
4.  Thomas Jefferson
5.  Millard Fillmore

Five Favorite NFL Players of All-Time:

1.  John Riggins
2.  Anthony Munoz
3.  Darren Sproles
4.  Fred Cox
5.  Ken Stabler

Five Favorite Female Singers of All-Time:

1.  Dolores O’Riordan  (The Cranberries)
2.  Chrissie Hynde
3.  Dusty Springfield
4.  Pat Benatar
5.  Pink

Five Favorite Rock Bands of All-Time:

1.  The Cars
2.  Green Day
3.  Scorpions
4.  Lynyrd Skynyrd
5.  Moody Blues

What?  Neither Jayman nor I picked, The Beatles?  Fuck them…overrated Anglo hacks!!

Anyhoo…

Jayman and I covered the Chick-fil-A/Gay Marriage controversy on Blog Talk Radio Wednesday, and if you missed it live, you can catch all the hilarity and poignancy of our points by listening in archives via the BTR Fun Machine:

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com

@mattmaniws

Jay's Top Fives

Hola y’all! I was sitting around today, minding my own business and trying to come up with a topic to blog about when I said to myself “Self! I bet our vast and diverse worldwide audience of I’m With Stupid and readers of this blog would like to know a little more about me.” To which I replied “That’s brilliant! I know what I’ll do! I’ll list my top five favorites of various things.” Self thought that was a great idea too. So here ya go!

Five Favorite Mobster Movies: 

1. Godfather I&II
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The Departed
5. The Untouchables

Five Favorite TV Shows of All Time:

1. The Wire
2. The Shield
3. Keeping Up Appearances
4. The Sopranos
5. Mad Men

Five Favorite Comedy Movies: 

1. Caddyshack
2. Stripes
3. Little Miss Sunshine
4. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
5. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Five Favorite Comedians of all Time: 

1. George Carlin
2. Chris Rock
3. Richard Pryor
4. Steven Wright
5. Buddy Hackett

Five Favorite Foods: 

1. Pizza (all meat or just pepperoni)
2. Cheeseburgers
3. Spaghetti
4. Beef or Chicken Stew
5. Fried Chicken

Five Favorite Beers:

1. Dos Equis
2. Hoegaarden
3. Guinness
4. Shiner Bock
5. Stella Artois

Five Favorite Fruits: 

1. Strawberries
2. Grapes
3. Granny Smith Apples
4. Oranges
5. Peaches

Five Favorite Mixed Drinks:

1. Margarita
2. Bourbon and Coke
3. Martini
4. Screwdriver (tequila instead of vodka)
5. Manhattan

Five Favorite US Presidents:

1. Abraham Lincoln
2. Teddy Roosevelt
3. FDR
4. George Washington
5. Bill Clinton

Five Favorite NBA Players of All Time: 

1. Michael Jordan
2. Magic Johnson
3. Lebron James
4. George Gervin
5. Sidney Moncrief

Favorite Female Singers of All Time: 

1. Chrissie Hind (The Pretenders)
2. Ann and Nancy Wilson (Heart)
3. Joan Baez
4. Shakira
5. Fiona Apple

Five Favorite Rock Bands of All Time: 

1. Rolling Stones
2. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
3. U2
4. Van Halen (w/ David Lee Roth and/or Sammy Hagar)
5. AC/DC

Five Favor … Aw screw it. That’s enough. I’m sure that was fascinating.

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS