Shake off the hangover and self-loathing off on this Monday and give yesterday's IWS Radio Show a
listen.
Jay, Matt, and nearly five years of IWS Radio memories just hung out with each other and had one helluva funny time.
They got jiggy with the funny and played tons o'music both good and God-Awful, all the while promoting Woody Allen, praising the country of Burkina Faso, and cursing the denizens of Norway. Got to Hell Oslo!!
Jesse Ferg hopped aboard the IWS Peace Train as did Scotland's very own veggie eating warrior poet Robert Taylor, and of course the sexuality of the show went off the charts as Canada's own Jamie Mapleleaf graced the chat room and told everyone, "There, now you're fucked."
Slyder Balzcock, Dixie Ozark, Kirk Douglas, and Schmoop chimed in with inane and infantile chatter that you have come to expect and enjoy from the IWS World Media and Entertainment Group.
Party Marty and Nurse Sherri were their hilarious non-answering the phone selves and this show was so freakin' big that the late and great Dick Trickle and Stevie Ray Vaughn even showed up. It's true!! Don't believe me?
Well then give it a listen, 'cause let me tell ya, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!!
Hi Nurse Sherri here...I promised to take a Mother's Day call from Matt and Jay last Sunday, but I'll be go to hell, I forgot all about it, so...
I have promised them that I would exploit this week's IWS Radio show. Is exploit the right word? Perhaps not...maybe it's promote...yeah, I think that's it...promote. Whatever.
These two are soooooo fucking sensitive. Ooooooooo yeah, big internet radio stars, and can't handle it when a nobody like me disses them. Ha...Who's the nobody now boys? Uh-huh.
Anyway, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are going to do yet another show tomorrow and they haven't rehearsed, practiced, nor really given any thought to it, because poor little Matty Boy is tired and wanted to "unplug."
Such a pussy...anyhoo...here is what they say about it..
Jay and Matt are taking some time to unplug and unwind on IWS Radio. After years of building a successful podcast and world and media entertainment empire, which has culminated in a myriad of public appearances and walks down the red carpet with celebrities, the dynamic duo are taking time to catch their collective breath and enjoy the show. With Jay in his birthday suit, and Matt sipping on some Rose, they will be walking down IWS Radio Memory Lane chatting spontaneously with you and each other. They will revisit some of the best and worst calls, guests, music, and audio clips ever broadcast on the 300+ episodes of IWS Radio. There is no filter, no time limit, and no rules on this show, so join the fun and call-in with your thoughts and memories at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...Jay and Matt: Unplugged.
Sounds like another hilarious IWS Radio show, but for Godsakes, they should have titled it, The Girly Man Getting Tired Show. Pussies.
Anyway, make sure you listen LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents: Jay and Matt: Unplugged.
I promise to call-in, and then not do it. Hee...but seriously...you can catch all of the IWS hilarity LIVE by clicking HERE!!
Holaaaaaaaaaaa! Hey look! It’s me! Jayman writing a blog
post! I’m typing it up in MS Word first, and then I’ll upload it so that I can
keep the misspelled words to a minimum. You know where I’m NOT typing though?
Oh my laptop! Why? Because the computer fix-it people still have my laptop,
that’s why!
Yes, it has been almost three weeks since I took it in to
them, why do you ask? Three freaking weeks people! I called them this afternoon
and in a friendly and understanding way asked them if my laptop was ready. “Well
you see, wha … wha … what happened was the new motherboard didn’t come in until
today” was their answer. Where the hell did they have to order it from? Was it
custom made by slave labor in a factory in the Far East? Was in originally shipped
on MH370 and then had to be replaced? I’m not paying for it twice!
Anyway, I have been patiently waiting for the return of my
laptop for almost three weeks and I guess I will have to wait for another day
or two. What the hell, right? I don’t even remember what it looks like now. If
they asked me to come down there and pick it out of a lineup I might not be
able to do it. Well, unless I was allowed to turn each one on and check them
out. Mine is the one with the extensive Miley Cyrus music and picture
collection.
Sorry, I couldn’t put up a pic of Miley after that last
paragraph because I’m still observing the “no gratuitous pics of hot babes”
Lent pledge we made. I reject that I violated that pledge with the pics of
Andrea Corr or Dolores O’Riorden on Sunday because that was the “Person of the
Week” post and dammit, if you’re picking favorite Irish people those two go on the
list! Also, pics of Michelle Obama and Sheryl Sandberg in my “bossy” post last
week were okay because they were relevant to the post and they’re not that hot.
Wait! Under those rules a pic of Miley would have been fine,
right? A pic of her would be relevant to
the post since she was mentioned in a totally truthful manner. That really is
the legit way I might have to identify my laptop. Granted, unlike Sheryl and
Michelle, Miley is super damn hot, but that’s not her fault.
Okay, everything I said in the previous paragraph was a
complete fucking lie. I’m very ashamed of myself. I should have given up lying
for Lent. Eh, nobody could do that. Besides, I don’t really lie. I just say
things that obviously absurd that nobody could possibly believe yet somehow you
people do anyway. Don’t you feel silly? No? Well you should be. I think.
Whatever.
Yeah, I really don’t know where I’m going with this. I’ve
been drinking. Okay, I’m lying again. I haven’t been drinking. Not today
anyway. I drank Sunday though. That Jameson was smooooooth! Damn I love that
stuff. That’s why I don’t buy it very often. I drink it down pretty easily and
don’t get hangovers with it. You gotta have a damn good amount of Irish in ya
to pull that off!
Like I was saying though, my laptop has been gone for a long
time and I miss it. It just messes everything up not to have it. Sure, I’ve got
my Galaxy Tablet and I can use the Jaymom’s desktop when I need to, but I’m
still all discombobulated. I was used to my laptop. My laptop was used to me.
We were a team dammit and God willing we will be again soon. Maybe.
Hola y’all! One of the things people ask me about most is my
past. Seems as though I’m some kind of international man of mystery to most of
you people and you get to wondering about me. So, I thought I’d take everyone a
photographic journey through my life today and maybe you’ll know me a little
better that way.
I was born in the Spring of 1968, just before all hell broke
loose in America. Luckily, I arrived in time to attend the Woodstock Music
Festival in ’69 with my fellow “Free Love Hippies.”
Those were some good times. Dropping acid and making love
under the stars and shit like that. We were gonna change the world you know!
Well, those days eventually gave way to the Disco Era of the 70’s. More wild
times! I had a closet full of leisure suits and an awesome fro and was hitting
Studio 54 a few nights a week!
Unfortunately Disco died a brutal and untimely death and
things really got weird. The 80’s was
all about big hair, heavy metal music and cool fashion like Member’s Only
Jackets. I spent most of that decade on the West Coast partying and rock ‘n
rolling hard with the likes of Phoebe Cates.
Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Hottest babe ever! That’s
pretty much all the 80’s had to offer though and by the time the 90’s hit we
were all ready for something completely different. Yeah, it was Grunge time y’all! Nasty hair,
plaid shirts and jackets and all the music was just someone mumbling into the
microphone bitching about some shit nobody could understand.
It was awful really. The mosh pits were gross and full of
guys who never showered or anything. People were doing crack and meth and it
just wasn’t as fun as the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s had been. Mostly it was meaner
and there was a lot less love to go around.
Then the 2000’s hit and things got a lot worse. All we ever
did was hang out on street corners in our Sopranos style track suits flashing
our bling and keeping folks in line. People were up to all kinds of dirty deals
too. Not just selling a little weed to the working man or even just crack and
meth to freaks either. We were into serious corruption like money laundering
and providing protections. It got pretty scary yo ….
I’m glad those days are behind me. You know that partying
all the time and doing drugs and gang-banging and shit is a young man’s game. I
ain’t about that life anymore. Nope. Today I’m just your average everyday
mild-mannered internet
radio star who sometimes shows up on the red carpet with someone like Blake
Lively …
I guess we all gotta grow up sometime right? A whole
lifetime of Rock ‘n Roll and partying and living in the fast lane is just too
much. I mean, I’m glad I did it cause those were some wild times no doubt, but
this whole international celebrity thing has its advantages too. I guess all
this just gets mixed together and makes me the man I am today.
I hope you enjoyed my little trip down memory lane.
Hola y’all! A week ago Matt-Man took a little stroll downmemory lane and talked about some of the things he misses. Not family and
friends who have passed away or drifted apart from, those are obvious, but some
people places and things from his far and recent past that he misses for
different reasons. So, I thought I would do the same this week.
Fishing on the White River and Playing Golf: Fishing for
trout on the White River and playing golf are pretty much the only things I
ever did with my dad when it was just the two of us. We weren’t close and didn’t
talk to each other about our lives or anything like that. Mostly we talked
politics and sports when we were together. I’ll never play golf again mostly
because of my back and I sold all of my fishing gear after dad died 16 years
ago. Maybe someday I’ll buy some more gear and go out there to the Fisherman’s
Friend (assuming it’s still there) and fish from their banks again.
The Rocket Restaurant: The Rocket was your typical greasy
spoon. They served cheeseburgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, chicken sandwiches
and fries and onion rings and whatever else could be deep friend. But, their
food wasn’t all that memorable. What I miss is their chocolate milkshakes. They
were amazing! They used real, premium chocolate ice cream that didn’t taste
like the usual chocolate ice cream you could get at the store pour in some
Hershey’s Syrup. Then they would mix it for the perfect length of time to make
it thick yet creamy and it was pure Heaven!
The Old HGTV shows. I’ve said many times that I never and
have possibly never will own a home, but I love home improvement and
gardening/landscaping shows. HGTV had cool shows like “Help Around the House,” “Weekend
Warriors,” “Gardening by the Yard” and “Designer’s Challenge” where they ALWAYS
brought the inside out, and the outside in. They weren’t just real estate investment
or house flipping shows, they actually taught us how to do things. Things like
fixing door jams, replacing windows, patching hardwood floors and other small
jobs that can be so annoying to do. Gardening by the Yard’s host was this goofy
guy who lived over in Tulsa then moved to Nashville. He gave so much great
advice on keeping your garden, shrubs, flowers and lawn in tip-top shape. Now all
they do is build “water features.”
The old Bloggerhood. Back in the day I just couldn’t wait to
get on the computer and wander the Bloggerhood to see what people were up to.
So many creative and funny people were blogging and we really did seem to build
a community. We laughed and each other’s jokes and hilarious adventures. We got
angry when someone was wronged in some way. And we cried when people lost
family members or struggled with life. Then we all joined Facebook and that was
that.
Glass Pepsi Bottles. Pepsi (or any pop/soda/soft drink) is
soooooo much better in a glass bottle than it is in the can or yucky plastic
bottle. It gets colder in glass bottles and I think that’s what makes the taste
better. The only place I can still find it in bottles is over at the Mexican
Market in Green Forrest. Sometimes it’s worth the 20 minute drive over there
just to enjoy Pepsi the way God meant it to be drunk. And maybe while I’m
drinking that Pepsi I’ll sit there in the car and listen to good old 70’s and
80’s heavy metal music.
Hola y’all! As you probably know by now we took a little trip down Memory Lane on I’m With Stupid this week. Well, I actually dug up my high school yearbook from my senior year and leafed through it after the show. As I went through the book it brought back all kinds of memories. Some were good. Some were bad. So, I thought I’d share them with you guys. The title for the book was “The Sky’s No Limit” and the recurring theme was “Triumph and Tragedy.”
On the first page we hit tragedy pretty hard. There’s a pic of the Challenger just after it blew up. That was definitely a defining moment of my senior year. Of course, nobody on the staff took that photo. And they don’t give any credit for it anywhere that I can see. WTF guys? You just stole the someone’s photo?
Next we get into some triumphs. Both the school and things like MLB and NFL and what have you. Some pics get credits, some don’t. Such shoddy work! Oh hey, there’s Ronald Reagan. What’s he doing in there? Oh yea, he was president. I probably would have sneaked him onto the “Tragedy” page just as a joke.
And here’s the senior class! And there I am! First in my class! Well, alphabetically anyway. Man, I as a good looking dude. And so tan! And no gray hairs! Wait. Who are these people? Did I really go to school with them?
WHOA! Flock of Seagulls Hair Chick! That was a bad choice. I bet she looks back on that senior pic with some major disappointment.
Oh there’s the chick I thought I would marry someday. She never had any such thoughts about me though. Still hurts. *tears up a little*
There’s one of two girls that I actually made a real effort to have sex with. Not make love to. Not be boyfriend to. But, to actually just have sex with. It didn’t happen, but we came close. I actually thought it was going to for a while, but she got smart and stopped things before she did something she would regret for the rest of her life. Good move on her part.
And there’s the one who to this day is still the weirdest chick I’ve ever met. And that’s saying something cause I know a few weird babes. She was the OTHER one I made a real effort to have sex with. She was weird but not stupid so I never even got close with her. I remember other guys telling me “She’s not that good looking” and my saying “You just don’t understand.” I wonder where she is today. She’s probably hanging out with her weird kids in some weird house doing weird things.
Oh look! All the school clubs that I didn’t join. Drama, DECA, FFA, FBLA, SGA, CIA, NCAA whatever. There’s my cousin Zed teaching shop to the miscreants that the school gave up on and tried to isolate. I wasn’t much of a joiner back then.
The golf team! I was on that team. Of course, our picture isn’t in the yearbook because they scheduled it the same day as one of our tournaments and refused to take it another time. At least they mention my second place finish at district.
And the newspaper staff! I was the editor of The Goblin. Of course, I’m not pictured because they took that photo the same day that they scheduled the golf team photo. Jesus I went to high school with some real assholes.
Well that’s basically it. Oh sure there’s the Homecoming dance, Colors Day dance, Sadie Hawkins dance and Prom, but I didn’t go to any of those. And then a few pages where some students were “featured” by local businesses and organizations. I wasn’t in those either.
In other news you should totally listen to our “When We Were 18” show from Sunday! We talked about the 80’s, TV Shows, Movies, school, jobs, babes, dreams and so much more. Definitely check it out.
Last night on I’m With Stupid, Matt-Man and Jayman celebrated good times.We held the first part of our One Year Anniversary Extravaganza and it was a rocking good time! And of course, Mike called in to celebrate with us.AND, our good friend and sexy babe M. Rumblings called too! It was the first time she had called. I guess she wanted to make it special, which she did.
Matt and Jay took a little trip down memory lane. We talked about some of our favorite callers over the past year. And some of our favorite sound files that we created. And sponsors like “Dr. Mengele’s Joyous Joe’s Retirement Home” and “Ponchorella’s Taco Bellas” and even “Fast Freddie’s Funerals.”
We also had some great live remotes over the year and some of our correspondents were right there in the Bagwine Digs partying with Matt and Schmoop. Guy Ahnyurdyck and Kim Fragiley were both there and man were they kicking things up a notch! Whatever the hell that means.
Anyway, it was a fun and sometimes poignant night of radio as we remembered the good times and the bad. So, be sure to check it out as you might suddenly remember something from one of the early shows like Knight calling in while lying naked in her bed. I know that memory always makes me happy.
And, as always we appreciate our listeners and friends and all of the great support you’ve given us over the past year.We love you all!
Also, don’t forget that Part II of the Anniversary Extravaganza will be on Monday at 11 am EDT. Not only will we continue to talk about the last year of cutting edge radio brilliance, but we will also preview Season 2 of I’m With Stupid. You don’t want to miss that!
Oh! Also, since we used all the great boob and ass pics to promo the show I thought maybe we would do something for the ladies on the show review post. It’s only fair. So here is the “I’m With Stupid” All Male Stripping Team…
Shake off the hangover and self-loathing off on this Monday and give yesterday's IWS Radio Show a
