What IWS Fans Are Saying

Showing posts with label Nurse Sherri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nurse Sherri. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Jeb Bush And His Black Left Hand LOVE IWS Radio

Hello my fellow hard working American patriots. I took a break from the campaign trail this past weekend to do two things that I have always wanted to do...

Listen to the Five Year Anniversary broadcast of the IWS Radio Show, and help to bring about racial harmony in our country by having my left hand surgically altered to be that of a black man.

And I have two words for you on how I fared with those two items...

Mission Accomplished!!

Anyway...Jay and Matt put on a spectacular show this past Sunday, and here's a very efficient, executive type synopsis of the show...

Matt-Man foiled a drug intake incident, and like me, fostered racial harmony with a couple of color who wanted cheap cherry wine.

Jayman discussed the Missionary position with an older couple for an hour while sitting at the pharmacy.

Jesse Ferg gave a fire and brimstone tongue lashing to non-church-goers.

We re-lived the tragedy of Tammy Tibbles' death at the hands of ISIS.

Sarcastic Sam gave again his warning to any man who wants to get married

Bobby Kraft brought down the house with his Pulitzer Prize winning poem, "Maybe."

Thankfully, and yet sadly, Slyder Balzcock was the only IWS correspondent who chimed in with a Happy Anniversary wish for Jay and Matt.

Schmoop called-in from the bathroom and while she had a potty mouth, the acoustics were outstanding!!

Nurse Sherri and Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in as well, and the bad music oozed all over the place.

It was a great show, and you should give it a listen, because if you don't, the terrorists win and Dick Head Donald Trump will call you a loser.

So, to catch all of the IWS hilarity, listen below on the handy dandy player, and God Bless America!!



Saturday, May 16, 2015

Nurse Sherri: Hell No I'm Not Apologizing To Jay And Matt !!

Hi Nurse Sherri here...I promised to take a Mother's Day call from Matt and Jay last Sunday, but I'll be go to hell, I forgot all about it, so...

I have promised them that I would exploit this week's IWS Radio show. Is exploit the right word? Perhaps not...maybe it's promote...yeah, I think that's it...promote. Whatever.

These two are soooooo fucking sensitive. Ooooooooo yeah, big internet radio stars, and can't handle it when a nobody like me disses them. Ha...Who's the nobody now boys?  Uh-huh.

Anyway, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are going to do yet another show tomorrow and they haven't rehearsed, practiced, nor really given any thought to it, because poor little Matty Boy is tired and wanted to "unplug."

Such a pussy...anyhoo...here is what they say about it..

Jay and Matt are taking some time to unplug and unwind on IWS Radio. After years of building a successful podcast and world and media entertainment empire, which has culminated in a myriad of public appearances and walks down the red carpet with celebrities, the dynamic duo are taking time to catch their collective breath and enjoy the show.

With Jay in his birthday suit, and Matt sipping on some Rose, they will be walking down IWS Radio Memory Lane chatting spontaneously with you and each other.  They will revisit some of the best and worst calls, guests, music, and audio clips ever broadcast on the 300+ episodes of IWS Radio.

There is no filter, no time limit, and no rules on this show, so join the fun and call-in with your thoughts and memories at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...Jay and Matt: Unplugged.

Sounds like another hilarious IWS Radio show, but for Godsakes, they should have titled it, The Girly Man Getting Tired Show. Pussies.

Anyway, make sure you listen LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents: Jay and Matt: Unplugged.

I promise to call-in, and then not do it.  Hee...but seriously...you can catch all of the IWS hilarity LIVE by clicking HERE!!

Monday, March 2, 2015

Nurse Sherri LOVED Yesterday's IWS Music Show

Nurse Sherri here, and I listened to the IWS Radio show yesterday, and let me tell you what...

I...was...blown...away...

Jay, Matt. Joshua, Bobby Kraft, and Buddy Acapella kicked the entertainment ball out of the hizzy and knocked it over the left field fence all at the same time.  Yeah, they are that talented.

You think I am lying?  I'm Nurse Sherri for God Sakes and I'm a medical professional.  I don't lie, and I am sorry that I mentioned God in a post. Forgive me Lord.

Anywheezin'...

Jay and Matt played some of the best and the worst of music of all-time.

Steve Lawrence creeped everyone out...

KISS licked his pedophile feelings up...

Bobby Kraft took the time to assuage Matt-Man's hurt by singing some Paul Simon...

Joshua talked about Grease, and we are fairly sure he was meaning the musical.

While David Soul rocked the house, Jesse Ferg masturbated to posters of Starsky and Hutch LIVE on the air.  Not really, but I need post filler, and furthermore, I can see Jesse doing doing that, because we in the medical field call that, perversion.

Minnie Ripperton and Faith Hill tore things up, and ...

Greg Brady made us all pause and ask ourselves, "Was he really that good?"

The answer lies in the show, so you'll have to listen to it, in order to find out.

Plenty of great sarcasm, satire, and music on yesterday's show, so give it a listen...