IWS Person of the Week: The American Cinco de Mayo Partier

Tomorrow marks the Mexican celebration of Cinco de Mayo in honor of the Mexicans defeating those pesky French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, so it only makes sense that Americans everywhere will be whooping it up.

And in honor of the solemn yet joyous displays of unity with our friends south of the border that millions of Americans will show tomorrow, IWS Radio is honoring all of the Cinco de Mayo revelers as our Persons of the Week...

Much like the celebration of the the Catholic Mass and its sacramental wine, the sacramental drink of choice for Cinco de Mayo is tequila...

Nothing says gunning down a gay French soldier at Puebla like having a little nip of the worm...

Of course, sometimes the revelry gets out of hand and it's time for some authentic Mexican cuisine...

And when the party is winding down and the tequila is but a vague and shadowy memory, you can take the edge off with a Corona or two...

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo is so right, so real, so American.  Just like Katy Perry...

And if it's good enough for Katy Perry, it's good enough for all of us.  Happy Cinco de Mayo from IWS Radio.

And for more Cinco de Mayo fun, you can join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Players LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Join us as the IWS Radio gang celebrates Cinco de Mayo, recaps the Kentucky Derby, previews the 2014 NFL Draft, and observes World Laughter Day all today on the IWS Ponies, Pinatas, and Playas show.

You can catch all the hilarity LIVE by clicking HERE.

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Matt hablas, Jay hablas, You take a siesta.

Matt: Cheers!
Jay: Hola! How’s you?
Matt: Excellent! How you be?
Jay: Great! I’ve got our lawyers working on a bid to by the Clippers
Matt: Excellent idea!
Jay: It’s all about diversifying and branding.
Matt: And diversifying our brand.
Jay: And groupies
Matt: Definitely. As long as they don’t look like V. Stiviano
Jay: True, although I am following her on Instagram now.
Matt: I would expect nothing less from you.
Jay: We need to get her on the show.
Matt: That would be epic!
Jay: I’m sure she’s a sweet girl
Matt: A combination of Leona Helmsley, Sarah Palin, Nancy Grace and Sidney Leathers.
Jay: Sooooooooooo hawt!
Matt: Good day for the blog on FB.
Jay: That hippie chick helped get views
Matt: That’s sweet of her
Jay: The “gratuitous hot chick pic” is kind of sad though
Matt: But, necessary
Jay: Right! We’re in the business of clicks, views and listens.
Matt: And likes and stars!
Jay: And ….. groupies.
Matt: Just keeping it real.
Jay: And respectful.
Matt: As much as we can anyway.
Jay: True

Jay: Gotta be careful with those groupies though.
Matt: Always use protection.
Jay: That and they’re dangerous.
Matt: Scheming!
Jay: Conniving!
Matt: They’re after our fame and fortunes.
Jay: They might set us up and record US!
Matt: They might “Sterling” us!
Jay: We gotta make sure we don’t get Sterling’d!!
Matt: Damn, might not be worth it.
Jay: Probably isn’t.
Matt: Well it’s good that we don’t have any.
Jay: Saved us from ourselves!

Jay: So lots going on this weekend and next week.
Matt: The Kentucky Derby is Saturday.
Jay: And Cinco de Mayo on Monday
Matt: And the NFL Draft next week.
Jay: I think that will fill a show.
Matt: It’s also Phil Diller’s birthday!
Jay: OMG! He will be partying!
Matt: And Guy is going to Tijuana
Jay: LOVE that place!
Matt: You’ve been there?
Jay: Nope.
Matt: Well if we need filler, pretend you have.
Jay: I’ve been to the SW side of San Antonio.
Matt: Close enough! 
Jay: Bobby Kraft, Slyder Ballzcock and more!
 Matt:  A bit about the NFL Draft.
Jay: And college football thieves.
Matt: And what we would do if we bought the Clippers.
Jay: THAT would be awesome!
Matt: It would be cray-cray!
Jay: We would change the NBA forever.
Matt: And it’s World Laughter Day!
Jay: Oh shit! We’ll be all over that!
Matt: That day was named for us!
Jay: Oh this is gonna be HUGE!
Matt: What an epic show this is gonna be.
Jay: I kind of can’t wait now.
Matt: Me either!

So be sure to tune into “Ponies, Piñatas and Playas” on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!!