We Got Your La Cucaracha Right Here: MSJS

Matt hablas, Jay hablas, You take a siesta.

Matt: Cheers!
Jay: Hola! How’s you?
Matt: Excellent! How you be?
Jay: Great! I’ve got our lawyers working on a bid to by the Clippers
Matt: Excellent idea!
Jay: It’s all about diversifying and branding.
Matt: And diversifying our brand.
Jay: And groupies
Matt: Definitely. As long as they don’t look like V. Stiviano
Jay: True, although I am following her on Instagram now.
Matt: I would expect nothing less from you.
Jay: We need to get her on the show.
Matt: That would be epic!
Jay: I’m sure she’s a sweet girl
Matt: A combination of Leona Helmsley, Sarah Palin, Nancy Grace and Sidney Leathers.
Jay: Sooooooooooo hawt!
Matt: Good day for the blog on FB.
Jay: That hippie chick helped get views
Matt: That’s sweet of her
Jay: The “gratuitous hot chick pic” is kind of sad though
Matt: But, necessary
Jay: Right! We’re in the business of clicks, views and listens.
Matt: And likes and stars!
Jay: And ….. groupies.
Matt: Just keeping it real.
Jay: And respectful.
Matt: As much as we can anyway.
Jay: True

Jay: Gotta be careful with those groupies though.
Matt: Always use protection.
Jay: That and they’re dangerous.
Matt: Scheming!
Jay: Conniving!
Matt: They’re after our fame and fortunes.
Jay: They might set us up and record US!
Matt: They might “Sterling” us!
Jay: We gotta make sure we don’t get Sterling’d!!
Matt: Damn, might not be worth it.
Jay: Probably isn’t.
Matt: Well it’s good that we don’t have any.
Jay: Saved us from ourselves!

Jay: So lots going on this weekend and next week.
Matt: The Kentucky Derby is Saturday.
Jay: And Cinco de Mayo on Monday
Matt: And the NFL Draft next week.
Jay: I think that will fill a show.
Matt: It’s also Phil Diller’s birthday!
Jay: OMG! He will be partying!
Matt: And Guy is going to Tijuana
Jay: LOVE that place!
Matt: You’ve been there?
Jay: Nope.
Matt: Well if we need filler, pretend you have.
Jay: I’ve been to the SW side of San Antonio.
Matt: Close enough! 
Jay: Bobby Kraft, Slyder Ballzcock and more!
 Matt:  A bit about the NFL Draft.
Jay: And college football thieves.
Matt: And what we would do if we bought the Clippers.
Jay: THAT would be awesome!
Matt: It would be cray-cray!
Jay: We would change the NBA forever.
Matt: And it’s World Laughter Day!
Jay: Oh shit! We’ll be all over that!
Matt: That day was named for us!
Jay: Oh this is gonna be HUGE!
Matt: What an epic show this is gonna be.
Jay: I kind of can’t wait now.
Matt: Me either!

So be sure to tune into “Ponies, Piñatas and Playas” on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!! 

Groupies...We Want Them...Now!!

Cheers, Hola, and Happy Friiiiiday, Bitches!!

This is the Matt-Man com---oh sorry, this is the IWS website not the radio show.  I apologize.  Sometimes, I forget where I am.

In fact, sometimes I forget who I am, because sometimes I think, dream, and hope that one day I am an uber-famous internet radio star who is involved with the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio.

Ha Ha….I am, and true to form, and excellence on Jayman’s and my part, IWS is the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio and has been during four of the last six weeks.

Like yeah….and Word!!  So shut up, haters.

Indeed, IWS is Number One, and has been for weeks now, and my cohort Jay and I want a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for our efforts.  We can’t figure out how to make money off our success yet, so Jayman and I thought…

“Hey, if we can’t reap some Benjamins from our show, can we at least secure some sexy groupies who would provide us with cheap, guiltless sex, wholesale-priced booze, and undying adoration?”

In silence, Jay and I, albeit hundreds of miles away from one and other, pondered this, and then simultaneously tweeted to each other…

“Yes.”

Until we make some money off of this venture it would be nice to have some more than moral support in the form of groupies.  And what is a groupie you ask?  Well according to the Urban Dictionary it is…

“The individual, or group of individuals, involved in obsessive adoration of entertainers such as musicians, actors, athletes, and even political figures…often with lustful sentiments.”

Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh….

I think you know what part of that definition Jayman and I are focusing upon, and you know what is funny?  I don’t usually speak on Jayman’s behalf, but I know he is right there with me on this one.

Oh sure… We have chicks who dig us, and find us amusing such as, Miss…

And then there is Sunshine State Shirley (whom I refer to as, Snake) who finds us adorable…

Of course, as much as she makes fun of us, Schmoop thinks we‘re ‘aight…

There is everyone’s favorite IWS 4th of July Girl who always lights it up, Tamra…

And of course, last but never least, and Oh My God, there is the uber-lovely Jooooooooooo…

Sure these more than HOT women like us and like IWS Radio, but?

Jay and I want that obsessive adoration that defines a groupie.  He and I have so little, so seriously?  Is that too much to ask?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws