Brotherly Love, Baby!!

Last night, I was feeling a bit uncomfortable…out of my realm…unsure…kinda like I was waiting for
something to happen.

Schmoop was at work; I had nothing meaningful to do, and well…the internet was void of anything exciting upon which to comment.

And then…

My brother Party Marty called (far right).

Marty didn’t have anything going on either…so we talked about crap we did when we were kids, and guess what?  We laughed, and laughed out loud.

And, we talked and laughed for about forty-five minutes.

Let me tell ya…

As far as people here in Bagwine, Ohio, there are but two people who I open up to and leave a conversation out of breath because I have been laughing too loud and for too long…and that is my BFF Schmoop, and my brother, Party Marty.

I am happy…er…happy to exponitiate (it’s a word now)…that I am grateful that I am blessed with at least two people in my hometown that I can not only talk to, but visit via e-mail, phone, or in person, and any time I want to, share a laugh…or a hundred.

Y’know…sometimes we’re not totally unhappy…sometimes we’re not altogether sad…but, when we need a pick-me up of sorts, because we’re bored…Ol’ Party Marty, lead singer of The Dreamboats and friend of the IWS Radio Show, is the man.

He is as hilariously crude in private, and yet, he is reputable and thoughtful in public.  I like that.

I’m not verbally cloistered like that by any means, but I enjoy a sense of  brotherly love and pre-emptive laughter when I hear Marty begin a comment with…

“Matt…Let me tell you what I said the other day…but don’t repeat it.”

Ha.  Schmoop is the same way.

I admit…I am out there on this website and our radio show, and want to make a name for myself and IWS Radio, but Marty and Schmoop?  They want to go through life calmly, nicely, yet anonymously.  (And in my brother’s case…successfully, that bastard)

But anyhoo…

I have to admit, that if I had neither Marty or Schmoop by my side, I would be selling used pencils and erasers at the Beer Mine…

Conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnett Rd, but instead…

Even though they want to go through life anonymously, those two keep me laughin', keep me motivated, and keep me trying to make them laugh, and I know if I can make them laugh...I can make otherwise normal people laugh.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Best Friends

Cheeeeeeeeers all, and welcome to the week of Matt-Man being nothing but positive!!

I have recently had a run of days shrouded in grumpiness and negativity, but this week…I’m going to be all positive, all the time.. That’s Right!!

So I shall begin my week of writing on IWS with something positive, and let me tell you…It is sometimes hard for me to write positive stories, so I thought I’d begin with a topic that nearly almost usually makes me happy.

My best friend…my BFF…my PSG…The one and only, Schmoop!!

Schmoopalicious, as Jayman coined her years ago, is currently wading through murky pools of uncertainty and self-loathing because she was laid-off a few months back and has yet to secure a job.

She’s down on herself and feels she contributes nothing to society nor to the typically happy home in which we reside.  But you know what?  Schmoop contributes much more than she thinks she does.

For instance…When she got laid-off, I weighed around 185 pounds.  And now?  I am pushing 200 pounds because instead of me typically eating a can of soup for lunch before work, Schmoop makes a ginormous lunch for me. Oh yeah!!

Chicken nuggets, onion rings, burgers, omelets, grilled cheese (mmmmmmm grilled cheese)…I bet Schmoop has been sending me off to work everyday for the past 26 weeks with 800 calories in my stomach.

The chick makes a great lunch, and she is always happy to do it, because…well…we are best friends.

She also does my laundry, because…well…we are best friends.

And dig it folks, yesterday morning, we both woke up around the same time.  I was late getting to my computer stuff that I do every morning as far as posting the IWS website post to Facebook, checking our numbers, my email, and whatever, because for the first sixty minutes of Monday morning?

We just hung out and made fun of FOX News and MSNBC, harangued about how many commercials air, and listened to some of Sunday’s IWS Radio audio files.  We unknowingly spent an hour cutting up and sarcastically yet lovingly, making fun of our cat Corky.

It…was…nice, because...It demonstrated our Best Friend....Ness.

In the moment as it is, Schmoop has some self-doubt, but she should never doubt herself about this…

I do have one regret about Schmoop, and no it’s not her lack of a job, her hatred of Tammy Tibbles, or even her inability to not worry over silly shit.

My only regret involving Schmoop is that I didn't meet her 20 years earlier.

Schmoop?  Even in your current “transitional” condition, you contribute something to society everyday.  You make me smile.  There is a cat who adores you, and in spite of your failed attempts to show no emotion, you make the world a better place.

Good luck on your job interview today, but if you don’t get it, and your unemployment benefits are extended…from now on when you make my lunch, could you work some salads into my menu?

Love You Schmoop!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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More Taylor Swift As We Celebrate The Month of June

Hi…A thoughtful Matt-Man here breaking down all of the IWS Radio excitement for ya.

Yesterday, we had a show and it was awesome.  We talked about poisons as far as food, drink, and people or something.

Jay and I also talked about some of the sexy tweaking we may make to the show in the upcoming weeks, annnnnd….

Bobby Kraft was there; so was Guy Ahnyurdyck, as was Schmoop, and Miss Mapleleaf herself, Jamie.

However, and dig it…

John McCain chimed in several times, as he went back and forth over the prisoner swap involving Bowe Bergdahl.

Giada de Laurentiis was there as well, as she demanded that we all enjoy her new high brow restaurant whether we want to or not, and if we can’t;  then we shant…

Jay and Matt were their usual personable and hilarious selves as they choreographed the amusement that took place.

So give it a listen right c'here:

Oh look just like last week, we pay for a service and the show won't embed to our website...That's seems downright unneighborly, and well...out of the terms of service.

Anyhoo, you can catch all of the IWS Radio hilarity right HERE and preferably HERE.

Anyway, my day is gonna be great, as I stick my middle finger up the ass of BTR and enjoy the day that has broken.

Matt Said, Jay Said...1-800-222-1222

Matt pivots…Jay redirects…You roll with the changes.

Matt:  Guten Tag Mi Ami!!
Jay:  What?  German and French in the same greeting?
Matt:  I hail from Alsace Loraine, so…um…okay…How the hell are ya?
Jay:  Awesome…this not writing on the blog nearly all week is liberating.
Matt:  I know, and I got a lot done because we took a break from the blog.

Jay:  Oh man, so did I.
Matt:  Oh yeah?  Like what?
Jay:  Well, you brought it up; why don’t you go first.
Matt:  Just a A LOT of stuff, and you?
Jay:  Tons o’shit done too, and if I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’.

Matt:  I’m glad the break worked out well for both of us.
Jay:  I did have some ideas to kinda tweak the show.
Matt:  Are you getting rid of me?
Jay:  Are you kidding?  How could I ever do that?  After all, you paid half of the premium fee.
Matt:  And if I hadn't?
Jay:  Are you kidding me?  After all, you paid half of the premium fee.

Matt:  Uh-huh, anyhoo…What are some of your tweak-deas?
Jay:  I thought we could do a quiz show of some type.
Matt:  Who doesn't like that?
Jay:  Communists…and vegans.  Annnnnnd perhaps we could have our correspondents interview each other.
Matt:  That would be awesome.

Jay:  I was thinking about the You Tube and Facebook pages.
Matt:  Perhaps we could save that for the show.
Jay:  I guess.
Matt:  I know what would be an exciting change and enhancement for the show.
Jay:  What’s that?
Matt:  More callers.
Jay:  Holy Cow Dude.  When you dream, you dream BIG!!
Matt:  I know, right?

Jay:  Well we can discuss some of the changes and additions we’d like to make, but what else?
Matt:  Lessee….Hey!!  Sunday is Best Friend Day!!  And Name Your Poison Day!!
Jay:  We could talk about the crazy friends we have had over the years.
Matt:  And talk about the “poisons” we are addicted to.
Jay:  Hell yeah, food, sex, alcohol, drugs.  There are many types of poisons out there.
Matt:  Oh hell Jayman, guess what?
Jay:  What?
Matt:  Sunday is also Canadian River Day.
Jay:  Get outta here!!  I have always been addicted to Canadian rivers.  Jamie Mapleleaf could chime in.
Matt:  Damn right.

Jay:  Bobby Kraft and KleeShay Johnson can chime in on something or something as well.
Matt:  Guy Ahnyurdyck needs to update us on the demise or resurrection of Stubby Stonhenge.
Jay:  And you know what?  With all of the changes afoot, it would be nice to have Ma Tibbles bring about some comfort of the typical.
Matt:  Praise Jesus!!

Jay:  Aight.  I think we are ready.
Matt:  I know we are.
Jay:  So I hope everyone joins us for Name Your Poison and Make Some Changes on IWS Radio tomorrow.
Matt:  LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  You can catch all of the hilarity AND CALL IN…
Matt:  By clicking HERE.