Blogmas Day 1: Santa Brought Us Miley Cyrus

Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! Welcome to Blogmas! Yup, that’s right it’s Blogmas and IWS Radio is participating! We’ll be posting SOMETHING here on this blog every single day in December. I have no idea WHAT we will post, but we’ll figure it out. Somedays is might be a hilarious story. Others it might be something really deep and thoughtful. Sometimes it will just be a funny video and maybe every once in a while we’ll take an article written by some self-important political or sports pundit and analyze their analysis or possibly make fun of them. Most likely make fun of them.

Anyway, it’s Blogmas and we’re fully committed. That makes me just a little …

HA! Not really, I just wanted to post a pic of Miley Cyrus’ butt. It’s a nice butt. I’m sure her new song “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” is wonderful. I haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet though. Maybe I will this weekend. No, lots of football and, of course IWS Radio is happening this weekend. I’ll try to next week. We’ll see. If you’re interested, and I know that you are, you can watch it right here:

Did you enjoy it? I hope so. Miley is a nice girl. I’m sure it’s way better than that silly new song by Ariana Grande.

Damn, I’m coming back with some serious content! This is gonna be fun! Speaking of “coming back” I’m making my triumphant return to IWS Radio this week! Hell yeah! I’ve been on Leave of Absence for, uh, let’s see, ONE WEEK! Whew! I missed everyone! It was okay though because Jamie Mapleleaf stood in for me and she rocked the house! Seriously, check it out:



Jamie and Matt-Man did just fine without me. No problem at all. I wasn’t even needed. Nope. Not. One. Bit. Now, I’m sad. I’ll get over it though cause tomorrow it will be time to get back in the saddle and ride as we join the War on Christmas, which is already in progress! I highly recommend y’all listen!

Anyway, as I was saying, it’s Blogmas and IWS Radio is participating cause that’s the kind of people we are. We like to join fun parties like this. Plus, Blogmas is the most special time of year. I hope everyone else is in the Blogmas spirit. It would be just awful if there was also a War on Blogmas. If there is count us in on that war too. We’re ready to kick some ass!

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Coming Back in Style!

Woooooooooooooo! IWS Radio made its triumphant return to the airwaves this week in style! OH EM GEE y’all! How do you describe a show that features special appearances by Jared Fogle, Bill Cosby, Jason Whitlock, Sarah Palin, Ariana Grande, Jamie Mapleleaf and Robert the Taylor? You can’t! Good lord IWS was en fuego this week!

And it wasn’t just the famous people that we hear from that made the show so great. Oh hell no!

- Matt-Man and Jayman had very upsetting experiences at Frisch’s Big Boy and Taco Bell last week. They still aren’t over it either.

- Matt took two days off from the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnette Rds in Bagwine, Ohio) and is now questioning the wisdom of that plan.

- Jayman bonded with his upstairs neighbor and got the lowdown on what’s been going on around the Palatial Estates including who got kicked out and who’s motorcycle was stolen.

- Matt had breakfast with his longtime friend Nurse Sherri, but then got burned when she failed to send in the audio she had promised leaving Matt a bit miffed.

- Jayman was distracted by Tamra Ramone, but was totally cool with it.

- Drew Peacock was stalking Matt and Sherri and things got really freaking weird.

- Slyder Ballzcock updated us on the big sports stories of the last two weeks.

- The Crazy Computer Lady made another hilarious and confusing appearance.

- Paul Piatt treated us to a reading of “Dine and Dash”

- Bobby Kraft didn’t do a damn thing on his vacation and he’s proud of it.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand soooooooo much more! How DO we do it??? Nobody knows! Check it out ….

                             

IWS Person of the Week...Iggy Azalea

Summer is here and the livin' is hot, free, and easy just like Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio team.  So, in order to kick off the beginning of June and hot summertime fun who better to be the IWS Radio Person of the Week than the hot blonde rapper from the Land Down Under, Iggy Azalea!!

Iggy Azalea screams SUMMER with hair bigger and hotter than the crucible of western Australia...

Of course to go long with all of her platinum hair, Iggy gots plenty of "outback" too...

But her body doesn't stop there...She has the thigh power to hold up all of that hair and booty...

Our IWS Person of the Week stands head and shoulders above her recent duet partner Ariana Grande...

So here's to Iggy Azalea, our IWS Person of the Week!!

And for more summertime fun, be sure to join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players as they broadcast LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Jay and Matt will be broadcasting some homespun fun from their private getaway on Kitchi Lake in Minnesota known as Hodgepodge Lodge.  So kick back, relax and join us LIVE today as IWS presents a Little Homespun Fun From Hodgepodge Lodge.

CLICK HERE and join the frivolity!!

Clothing Optional Fun and Games with Matt and Jay

Matt chits, Jay chats, You listen skeptically.

Jay: Yo
Matt: Well hiya!
Jay: Hey guess what?
Matt: What??
Jay: I just checked the Comedy rankings and …
Matt: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
Jay: We’re numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Matt: I can’t take it! Tell me!
Jay: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Matt: What the fuck?
Jay: I know right?
Matt: We’re behind that same guy?
Jay: Yup. He must have a HUGE audience.
Matt: I guess so.
Jay: Unless he’s gaming the system or something.
Matt: Impossible!
Jay: Can you jack your numbers up with HGH?
Matt: If you can we already would have. I mean would have HEARD HOW.
Jay: Exactly, but being number two is … I don’t know.
Matt: It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Jay: Like a hooker who just blew a guy who ate pineapples
Matt: Hahahahahaha … wut?

Jay: Remember when people were happy to slander Maya Angelou
Matt: Right up to the moment she died and suddenly she has no detractors.
Jay: What’s up with that!
Matt: I don’t know, but I’m not gonna put up with much longer.
Jay: It’s all pretty unseemly.
Matt: People are such frauds and Maya was a hack!
Jay: Most of the tributes posted on FB were by people who never read her works.
Matt: Totally. It was just “look at me! I’m a huge fan and so cultured!”
Jay: Worst of all it overshadowed the new Ariana Grande/Iggy Azalea song release.
Matt: Another outrage! Who are they?

Jay: We will have to get into this Maya Angelou thing Sunday.
Matt: Among other things!
Jay: It’s been a pretty busy week.
Matt: We can’t really focus on one thing.
Jay: There’s more on Donald Sterling.
Matt: And the Eliot Rodger shootings.
Jay: And his manifesto.
Matt: And this Jenny Johnson chick.
Jay: Is she a racist or just doing comedy?
Matt: A complicated subject.
Jay: One that only trained professionals should discuss.
Matt: Oh shit. There’s also this #YesAllWomen thing.
Jay: Hashtag activism at its most confusing.
Matt: We’ll have to analyze that thoroughly.
Jay: As only we can!
Matt: Aaaaaaaaaaaand it’s time Jay.
Jay: Everything is ready? Renovations are complete?
Matt: Definitely. Let’s tell everyone about our new retreat.
Jay: The Hodgepodge Lodge.
Matt: It’s an immaculate and soothing escape for the IWS family.
Jay: So much to do there!
Matt: Everyone is going to love.
Jay: There’s tons more to talk about too.
Matt: And lots of stories to tell.
Jay: I think we’re ready!
Matt: Hell yeah!

So, be sure to tune into “Homespun Fun at Hodgepodge Lodge” on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!