Donald Trump For IWS Radio

Hey all you winners out there. Next President of the United States, Donald Trump here for IWS Radio. You know, I get asked my opinion on a lot of things because people know that I don’t associate with losers. So, when people ask me which internet radio show I listen to I tell them IWS Radio.

Matt and Jay are simply the best internet radio hosts anywhere in the world. They’re smart, funny and super talented. Both are true gentlemen too and I mean that. You know a lot of internet radio shows have come and gone over the last five years. Mostly gone. Why? Because they’re losers! They’re a bunch of lightweights! They have no talent. They’re not committed to greatness. Matt and Jay have blown them all away with their hard work and desire to be the best. That’s the kind of thing that impresses me. Just take a look at what they’ve got planned for their Fifth Anniversary Show this week … 

“Grab a bottle of your favorite booze and crank up the volume because Jay, Matt, and everyone at IWS Radio are celebrating five years on the BlogTalkRadio network. After five years, 300+ episodes, and nearly 1.8 million listens since the painful C-section birth of IWS Radio, it's time for a podcast party of comedic proportions.

Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS Radio team reflect on the best and worst of season five, while dignitaries such as Bill Clinton, John McCain, Donald Trump, Keith Olbermann, and many others chime in about the less than profound effect IWS Radio has had on their lives.

So join Jay, Matt, Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Rev. Moneymaker, Jamie MapleLeaf, Schmoop, Slyder Balzcock and the rest of the gang along with your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Saying Goodbye To Season Five.”

Tremendous! Just awesome! If you aren’t listening to IWS Radio you are a LOSER! So do yourself a favor and listen to “Saying Goodbye toSeason Five” on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET. Don’t disappoint me. You don’t want to do that. 

Who Likes IWS Radio? Belinda Carlisle!!

Hi Belinda Carlisle here for IWS Radio.  Tomorrow is my birthday and what better way to spend it than listening to IWS Radio on Blog Talk Radio during their birthday as it were.  What the hell will be going on?

Let's find out...

After four years and 308 episodes of IWS Radio…Jay, Matt, and the IWS gang celebrate their anniversary with a cavalcade of hot babes and cold beer, during a hilarious retrospective involving their favorite episodes, audio clips, and guests.

Drew Peacock, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Bobby Kraft, Slyder Balzcock, The Tibbles Family, Rev. Moneymaker, and even the rude bastard at the Vatican Embassy who hung up on the guys a couple months ago will be on hand to take a raucous look back.

All of that plus Schmoop, Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls as the nation, and indeed the world celebrate four years of IWS Radio’s brand of quality entertainment at a fair price. 

Ha..To catch all of the oddly gray highlighted and font-changed action, listen to IWS Radio tomorrow and be lucky that you did. These two Go-Goers are funny as hell.

Hope to see you LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio celebrates their 4th Anniversary on Blog Talk Radio. To listen LIVE and share the love, click HERE!!

Love,

Belinda... 

Here's To My Best Friend...Schmoop

Cheeeeeeeeers and Happy Monday Bitches!!

This is a special week here in the Bagwine digs.  This Thursday will mark the 13th Anniversary of me, the Matt-Man, meeting my best friend of all time.

So, let’s kick this this week off with a smile, shall we?

Otay…

I am a smart ass.  I can be smarmy and intolerable.  I can be a complete asshole if the sixteen-sided dice of God’s play on D&D rolls just right, but actually?

While I do admit to being a sarcastic smartass, the
other stuff?

Eh…I may come off as being intolerable from time to time, but for the most part, I am just a simple guy, with simple needs, and one of those needs is friendship.

And in all honesty, even if I do appear to be an smarmy asshole to you…

I wouldn’t be intolerable, smarmy, nor even talking to you today, if it weren’t for the friendship I garnered from a woman whom I moved in with, thirteen years ago…

Literally, yes literally Jayman, and others, I don’t know at which rest stop I’d be sleeping if weren’t for the Schmoopster.

Schmoop, aka Beth, allowed me into her home some thirteen years ago while she herself was trying to spiral up from a downward trend in her life.  Even only quasi-knowing me through my sister, she opened up her home to me, and afforded me a place to stay.

And then…She made the mistake of feeding me, and some few months later with pastrami hanging from my wet mouth while watching an episode of The Red Green Show, she told me that she loved me, and I, upon wiping the mayo from my mouth with my sleeve said…

“I love you too.”

It was the weirdest thing because, I had never thought about this thing called love with Schmoop, and I don’t think she had either, yet she said it, and I reciprocated without a linger, hesitation, or second thought.

I am not a believer in pre-destination, nor the Arabic belief of kismet, but let me tell you, moving in with Schmoop lo those thirteen years ago was out of the blue and the best thing that ever happened to me in my adult life…and for that, I am grateful.

We get along, and well, if one has that, they are way ahead of the game.

Schmoop hates that I talk so much, yet laughs at what I say.  I hate it that she is not a “people person”, but love it when she does take a liking to someone.  She hates waking up on Sunday mornings to me cursing Paul Piatt’s latest bad take, and yet…

She loves the IWS Radio Show, and even more so, she hopes it will lead to something big for Jay and I.

I guess the glue that holds Schmoop and I together is that we just want to be able to sit down at the end of day, and no matter what has happened at work, with our families, or between us, clink a can of beer in cheers with our best friend.

We do that every night, and I hope to do the same thing until the day I die.

Here’s wishing a Happy 13th Anniversary to my best friend Schmoop, and to a woman who will always be the love of my life.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
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@mattman_iws
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And speaking of relationships…Jay and I did a great IWS RADIO Relationship show yesterday…You should listen to it:

Happy 9/11 America!!

Cheeeeeeeers Chuckleheads and a Happy 9/11 to you all!!

Today marks the 12th Anniversary of the attacks by Al-Qaeda upon the World Trade Center towers, the Pentagon, and an additional, yet thwarted terrorist mission, that in all, left over 3,000 innocent people dead.

In order for you to better enjoy and make a social splash while observing this tragic date, I have a few tips for you.

First of all…For those of you who follow traditional anniversary etiquette, keep in mind that the 12th Anniversary, is the Silk Anniversary.

So if you plan to surprise someone with a Happy 9/11 Anniversary present, a silk robe for your hot patriotic man would be great, and for that star-spangled lady in your life, silk pajamas make an excellent gift idea.

If you are going to feign reflection, remorse, and a bit of outrage on this day, you may as well feign away while ensconced in the comfort of cool, comfortable, and finely woven Chinese silk, especially during this unusual September heat wave!!

Secondly…in order to begin your day of remembrance off to a good, healthy, my country right or wrong start, you need to put something up on Facebook to pronounce to the world and to your “friends”, that you have not forgotten.

A picture of the Twin Towers along with a quote that says, “Never Forget” is always nice, but if you want to be an amber waves of grain show stopper…Simply post “Proud to be An American” by Lee Greenwood or “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” by Toby Keith.

Once you have done your rise-and-shine, pre-requisite posting on Facebook, and have spent four hours at work, it’s time to exhale some of that emotional distress that has been building inside of you.  So, here’s a thought…

Getting together for lunch with colleagues with you whom work, would be great way to celebrate as well, and rid yourself, for a brief moment anyway, of that post-9/11 angst.

You could meet up at a good and wholesome American eatery such as Appleby’s, Pizza Hut, or P.F. Chang’s and reminisce about where you were and what you were doing when the attacks went down.

Misery loves company, and it loves it even more while eating Crab Rangoon, and grazing upon an All-You-Can-Eat salad bar.  And make certain to tip your waiter or waitress well today, because he or she is probably as reflective and sullen as you, but being the customer service professional that he or she is?  Is not permitted to “let it out.”

Now when you get home today and want to make a special, Happy 9/11 dinner for your introspective family, I have a suggestion.

In honor of all of the airline passengers who died on 9/11, serve your family an airline meal…

Of course, a great meal needs to finish with a great dessert (especially if you have kids), so why not a special 9/11 cake..?

And to mark the end of your special anniversary day, you can listen to and dance along to Sean Hannity blessing our troops, and putting you and all of America on guard saying that this will happen again as long as Barack Obama is President.

A perfect ending to a perfect day of celebration.

I hope I have helped you out, and I hope you enjoy your Happy 9/11 Day as much as the marketers, the pundits, and the politicians do every year.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page

Sean Hannity Interviews Sydney Leathers. The Porn Was a Flyin'!!

Cheeeeeeers and Happy Anniversary to two of the greatest people that I have, or ever will know.

My mom and dad.

That’s right.

On August 6, 1945...my future mom and dad, got married.

While hundreds of thousands of Japanese were being spontaneously turned into yellowish, irradiated Cream of Corn soup by the inaugural A-Bomb, Jack and Mary Anne Mahoney were whooping it up, and by night fall, were already working on the first of nine beautiful babies.

So, although they both have been half-lifed up to that great, plutonium-type silo in the sky, here’s wishing Jack and Mary Anne a wonderful 68th wedding anniversary!!

Typically, I am not big on anniversaries.  I think anniversaries are somewhat silly, because I tend to remember a happy event, or one that causes myself or the collective us to pause in a sad sense throughout the year randomly and spontaneously.

Birthdays, Arbor Day, 4th of July, and the day that Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot, are all observed as anniversaries and/or holidays, and yet…

While I may rejoice, and/or reflect for a moment on said days like those, I really don’t, nor never have observed holidays…until now…

You see?

In addition to today being my mom and dad’s wedding anniversary, August 6, 2013 is the fifth day anniversary of Sean Hannity interviewing, soothing, feeling sorry for, and broadcasting his admiration for, Weinergate temptress Sydney Leathers, during the 4 PM hour of his August 1st edition of his radio show.

I will mark this anniversary down as the one of the greatest moments in comedic history.

It seems as though fate would have it, today it was revealed that one, brow beaten, victimized by Anthony Weiner, Sydney Leathers…is less than intimidated by getting naked for the camera!!



I know!!  I was in disbelief myself, right!!?

I was in disbelief for two reasons…First, she seemed like such a stand-up girl who was sadly coerced into having an online love affair with Anthony Weiner, so I wondered…why would she exploit such a sad affair?

Secondly?

Why would any chick with smaller tits than Phil Mickelson and bigger thighs than Tony Siragusa allow herself to be filmed in the buff!?

Uuch!!  Makes no sense.  No sense at all.

Anyhoo…

Last Thursday, Sean “I’m a Devout Catholic Who Refuses to Wear His Wedding Ring” Hannity had her on his radio show, and he was feigning OUTRAGE by the behavior of Anthony Weiner all the while cooing, cajoling, and sympathizing with the “victim”, one Ms. Leathers.

Ha…Sean is such a dick.

But that’s okay, because a dick such as Sean Hannity interviewing a victimized soft porn star like Sydney Leathers makes perfect sense.

Got to hand it to Hannity…He knows good radio!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page

Year One

Last night on I’m With Stupid, Matt-Man and Jayman celebrated good times.  We held the first part of our One Year Anniversary Extravaganza and it was a rocking good time!  And of course, Mike called in to celebrate with us.  AND, our good friend and sexy babe M. Rumblings called too! It was the first time she had called. I guess she wanted to make it special, which she did. 

Matt and Jay took a little trip down memory lane. We talked about some of our favorite callers over the past year. And some of our favorite sound files that we created. And sponsors like “Dr. Mengele’s Joyous Joe’s Retirement Home” and “Ponchorella’s Taco Bellas” and even “Fast Freddie’s Funerals.” 

We also had some great live remotes over the year and some of our correspondents were right there in the Bagwine Digs partying with Matt and Schmoop. Guy Ahnyurdyck and Kim Fragiley were both there and man were they kicking things up a notch! Whatever the hell that means. 

Anyway, it was a fun and sometimes poignant night of radio as we remembered the good times and the bad. So, be sure to check it out as you might suddenly remember something from one of the early shows like Knight calling in while lying naked in her bed. I know that memory always makes me happy. 

And, as always we appreciate our listeners and friends and all of the great support you’ve given us over the past year.  We love you all! 

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Also, don’t forget that Part II of the Anniversary Extravaganza will be on Monday at 11 am EDT. Not only will we continue to talk about the last year of cutting edge radio brilliance, but we will also preview Season 2 of I’m With Stupid. You don’t want to miss that!

Oh! Also, since we used all the great boob and ass pics to promo the show I thought maybe we would do something for the ladies on the show review post. It’s only fair. So here is the “I’m With Stupid” All Male Stripping Team…