Today is Mother’s Day so IWS Radio celebrates ALL mothers
including some mothers who weren’t exactly the greatest human beings…
Ise Koch: Known as the “Witch of Buchenwald,” Ilse Koch was
one of the most despicable women of the Nazi Third Reich. The wife of
concentration camp commandant Karl Otto Koch, Ilse took sadistic pleasure in
torturing and abusing the Jewish prisoners at Buchenwald, and there are
numerous tales of her making lampshades and other sick handicrafts out of the
skin of murdered prisoners. Even though she committed suicide while in prison,
her legacy lives on through her descendants, the infamous Koch Brothers who are
working hard to get Tea Party types elected to office in the United States. (I
read on the internet they were related. It must be true.)
Margret Thatcher: The “Iron Lady” was a truly evil woman. It’s
hard to believe any man would ever have sex with her, but apparently it happened.
Thatcher ordered atrocities and murders to be committed in Northern Ireland,
started a war over the Fucking Falkland Island and treated her own troops as
cannon fodder. Maggie squandered billions on military buildups, privatized programs
that resulted in huge cost increases with equally large service cuts. Worst of all Thatcher was a raging racist who
(along with Ronald Reagan and the State of Israel) was one of the few world
leaders who openly supported South African Apartheid.
Queen Mary: “Bloody” Mary was the first woman to be crowned
Queen of England in her own right. Her reign was brief and troubled. Her
marriage to Prince Philip of Spain provoked Parliamentary dissent and armed
rebellion; the Spanish alliance later drew England into a disastrous war with
France, ending with the loss of Calais - England's last French territory. Her
religious intolerance is legendary. In 37 years Henry VIII had killed 90
heretics, Catholic and Protestant, burned at the stake; in four years Mary
burned nearly 300 Protestants. Victims included blind men, pregnant women and
Thomas Cranmer, Henry's Archbishop of Canterbury.
Tz’u-hsi: Was a one of Hsien-feng (Xianfeng)'s whores and
gave birth to his only son. Her master died and she became a regent for the
boy. She had her son killed the before he became of age, then violated the
normal succession and had her three year old nephew named the new heir. Soon after
that she was made the ruler of China, when her nephew's mother died.
Tzu-Hsi lived in extravagance; she squandered money on banquets, jewels, and other luxuries. She used funds earmarked for the navy to build herself a lavish summer palace. (The lack of military funds contributed to China's defeat in the 1894 Sino-Japanese war.) At the end of her life, her personal jewelry vault held 3,000 ebony boxes of jewels, and she was buried in diamonds.
Tzu-Hsi lived in extravagance; she squandered money on banquets, jewels, and other luxuries. She used funds earmarked for the navy to build herself a lavish summer palace. (The lack of military funds contributed to China's defeat in the 1894 Sino-Japanese war.) At the end of her life, her personal jewelry vault held 3,000 ebony boxes of jewels, and she was buried in diamonds.
Mother Teresa: Okay, so she didn’t have any kids, but Mother
Teresa stands as one of History’s Greatest Monsters. The hospitals she ran were
actually kill houses. People who could be saved were simply placed on a matt
and allowed to die. No antibiotics or pain meds were administered. The deaths
were long or tortuous. She also did her best to keep women in poverty and make
sure they stayed second class citizens. While people in her “hospitals”
suffered, Mother Teresa flew around the world on corporate jets and hung out
with murderous dictators like Papa Doc Duvalier and criminals like Charles
Keating. When she got sick, she took those luxury jets to private hospitals in
California and received the finest healthcare in the world. Cunt.
On a happier note, be sure to check out “Tell Us About YourMommy Baby” on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET!! We’ll be celebrating Mothers
real and imaginary, MILFs, Mommy Bloggers and will also provide some expert
analysis of the NFL Draft! If you don’t listen we can only assume you hate
mothers.
