Blogmas Day 8: Jack Dorsey is an Unoriginal Moron

So, Twitter founder Jack Dorsey decided to go on an epic, once in a lifetime trip for his birthday. He wanted to get away from it all and reconnect with his Chakras ‘n shit without the distractions of the internet or social media or television. So, he went to …

Wait, what? He went to Myanmar? Seriously?

Come on man! A billionaire goes to Myanmar, not to discuss with them maybe ending their little problem of ETHNIC CLEANSING of RohingyaMuslims, and other human rights abuses going on there, but to sit cross-legged in a hut and meditate so he can become more aware of his pain and pleasure and inner self? What. A. Moron.

And, you know what’s worse? As Matt-Man pointed out today, Jack isn’t even being original! He got the whole idea form Mr. Peterman on Seinfeld!

This is the stupidest thing Jack has done since expanding Twitter to 280 characters and proposing getting rid of the “Heart” button. By the way Jack, we’re still waiting for the ability to edit tweets. Just sayin!

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Killing It on IWS Radio!

As if killing it while discussing movies and music the last two weeks, IWS Radio completed the pop culture trifecta this week by talking about comedy! Not just different styles of stand-up, but comedy writing and sketch comedy and just about anything that makes us laugh. It was a freaking comedy extravaganza!

Matt opened the show by talking about doing a little bidness with register.com and finding out the people helping him actually listen to IWS Radio!

Jayman talks about all the love he got from friends and family on his birthday. To show how much he’s grown as a person he totally didn’t mention any of the people who DIDN’T wish him a happy birthday!

Matt and Jay agreed that any mistakes made during the show could easily be blamed on the time change thus relieving them of any responsibility for anything that went wrong.

Bobby Kraft did a hilarious standup routine recorded live from the Soupy Sales Memorial Comedy Stage at Hodgepodge Lodge. He totally trashed all the people whining about the time change.

There was a short discussion about Seinfeld the comedian and Seinfeld the sitcom. Plus a celebration of the “Schmoopie” episode.

Jerry Clower was celebrated for his wit, humor and humanity.

George Carlin shared an incomplete list of impolite words.

Rob Barlet entertained the folks in his own special way.

Doug Stanhope gave an example of people taking comedy out of context.

Chris Rock and Bill Burr shared some bits of reality with us.

Matt-Man sneakily rounded up some Happy Birthday wishes for the Jayman.

Jamie Mapleleaf called in to save the show near the end.

There was a quick discussion about comedians we hate and whether or not women are funny.

And so much more! Definitely check this one out!

                             

Matt Said...Jay Said...Um...Let Me Get Back to You on Which Number This Is

Matt has the kvorka.  Jay has the kvorka.  You sit spellbound…

Matt:  Don’t you know it’s 10 o’clock here?
Jay:  You told me to call you.
Matt:  I didn’t say call me now.
Jay:  Yes, you did.
Matt:  I must be drunk.
Jay:  Of course you are.
Matt:  Eh, you’re probably right; I have no idea anymore.

Jay:  Y’know…Since we talked about the assholes of the world this week, we should…
Matt:  Talk about how you and I have over the years, been assholes ourselves?
Jay:  Exactly.  I mean, I’m sure the moments have been few and far between, but...
Matt:  Damn right.  We’re great guys.  Always on the up and up, but sometimes…we falter.
Jay:  Or something.

Matt:  I remember one night when I went out to eat with a buddy of mine, after dinner, I (listen to find out.)
Jay:  Ha….I once (listen to find out) to (listen to find out).
Matt:  Oh wow!!
Jay:  I know, right!?

Matt:  Should I talk about the time I said (listen to find out) about (listen to find out)?
Jay:  Totally.  Which reminds me; I once said (listen to find out) to (listen to find out).
Matt:  Seriously?
Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah.
Matt:  Damn, that was pretty ghetto.
Jay:  Oh yeah, I got some brutha in me from somewhere, mister.

Matt:  Should I mention the time that I hurled (listen to find out) at the (listen to find out) in HS?
Jay:  That was pretty mean……so yes, you should.
Matt:  Uh-huh…Setting me up to be the bad guy are you?  What about when you (listen to find out.)?
Jay:  That’s an internet rumor that I can neither confirm nor deny.

Matt:  Well, we’ll find out Saturday night at 11 PM ET.
Jay:  Damn right.  We’ll do the Jerk Store Show and call ourselves out on being assholes.
Matt:  Can we really fill that up for 45 minutes?
Jay:  Ha…You alone could fill up 2 hours of talking about being an asshole.
Matt:  That was hurtful.
Jay:  I know, but as you said on Twitter…”not untrue.”
Matt:  You keep very good records.
Jay:  That’s part of being an asshole.

Matt:  Word.
Jay: (ding)  Oooooooooo, my muffins are done; gotta go!!

So…Join Jay and Matt tonight, Saturday January 19th at 11 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.  They are outting themselves as assholes…well, to themselves because you already knew that.

To listen to all the frivolity LIVE tonight at 11 PM ET click HERE, and enjoy being an asshole with Jay and Matt tonight LIVE at 11 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Matt Said, Jay Said X

MSJS. Go.

Matt: “I guess if I don’t answer you’ll just keep calling.”
Jay: “Just like a crazy obsessed girlfriend.”
Matt: “That brings back bad memories.”
Jay: “Had a few of those in the past have you?”
Matt: “No, I’ve been the crazy one receiving the restraining order.”
Jay: “I’m proud of all my restraining orders. I use them for wallpaper.”
Matt: “I use them for toilet paper. But, I’m big into recycling.”

Matt: “It’s The Creepy Kid Next Door's birthday weekend. He might call in.”
Jay: “That’s awesome. Hard to believe he’s already 17. And growing like a week.”
Matt: “And, I might have a really hot YOUNG chick to call in and sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to him.”
Jay: “Sweet! Can you get her to sing ‘I Touch Myself’ to us after?”
Matt: “You sick fuck.”

Jay: “Hey, there’s a great game on ESPN tonight. Too bad you don’t have a TV.”
Matt: “Now that was just hurtful. And uncalled for.”
Jay: “Well, that ‘sick fuck’ line hit a little too close to home this time.”
Matt: “Sometimes, you just have to accept reality.”
Jay: “Fuck that. Reality sucks. I make my own reality.”
Matt: “I understand. I do the same from time to time.”
Jay: “It’s the only thing that eases the pain.”

Matt: “Uh-oh! Guess who it is.”
Jay: “Who?”
Matt: “It’s Angry MailMAAAAAAAANNNNNN!”
Jay: “The only guy more pissed at the world than Matt-Man.”
Matt: “Yeah, well at least he gets to carry Mace.”
Jay: “That’s cool. It’s legal there? Cause it’s illegal here and many places actually.”
Matt: “But, loaded firearms are okay, right?”
Jay: “Definitely. You can take your loaded Glock .40 to church even.”
Matt: “Here, you can take a concealed gun to a bar, but don’t you dare light up a cigarette.”
Jay: “Selling drugs on street corners is okay, but smoking in the park is brazen lawlessness that won’t be tolerated.”
Matt: “We have our priorities.”

Jay: “Blog is getting lots and lots of hits this week.”
Matt: “Posting the link to Reddit is paying off big.”
Jay: “That’s an awesome site. Lots of great stuff on there.”
Matt: “Yeah, apparently I’m not allowed to post there anymore.”
Jay: “Damn, that sucks.”
Matt: *sigh* “Just one more thing that’s gone wrong this week.”
Jay: “Woe is Matt.”
Matt: “Don’t I know it.”
Jay: “Well, we could hold a big Self-Pity Party on this week’s show.”
Matt: “That’s not a bad idea. Hell, you won’t have to do much for this one.”
Jay: “Except just talk about the sadness that is my life.”
Matt: “I hear ya.”
Jay: “So, you wanna do that?”
Matt: “Yeah! Let’s do it.”

So there you go! We’ll be hosting a Self-Pity Party on Saturday at 6:30 pm EDT for anyone who wants to join in. But first, The Creepy Kid Next Door will call in for some Happy Birthday Wishes. You’ll want to be there for this one! It’s going to be a roller coaster of emotions.