Matt shames. Jay seeks. You say,
“That sounds about right.”
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I’m good. I feel like a new person.
Matt: Really? In a good way? Wow, why is that?
Jay: Well, I am branching out socially. I am seeking out new friends on social media sites.
Matt: Why?
Jay: Because I strongly yearn to meet new and interesting people.
Matt: You? Seriously?
Jay: Well, yeah…in part…and it helps to pad my friends and follower numbers.
Matt: I see…
Jay: Dude…It’s all about building relationships.
Matt: Relationships are important if not intrusive, whether we want them or not.
Jay: Exactly. And man…I am building them. My efforts have garnered us like 20 “likes” on our
FB page.
Matt: I saw that.
Jay: And I have met a few folks who have thus far pretended to like me for the time being.
Matt: Well Hell…That makes it all worthwhile.
Jay: I know, right?
Matt: Hmmmmmm….
Jay: What? Did you just think of something deep, or are you experiencing an aneurysm?
Matt: Y’know, Jayman…This Sunday we could talk about relationships. All types of relationships.
Jay: Relationships do come in many different packages.
Matt: Yes they do.
Jay: There are your friend relationships and family relationships.
Matt: Neighbor and co-worker relationships.
Jay: Relationships with your pets and other animals.
Matt: Sexual relationships.
Jay: Mmmmmmmmm…Sexual relati---um, sorry…Facebook relationships.
Matt: Twitter relationships.
Jay: Stumble Upon relationships.
Matt: I don’t have any of those.
Jay: I know…That’s why you never get any Stumble love on your posts.
Matt: It’s so hard though. I’d have to follow other Stumblers.
Jay: It’s a cross that we must all bear in order to get our stories out.
Matt: Okay…Maybe I’ll work on that.
Jay: Good Boy.
Matt: Sometimes, relationships go bad and it is very sad.
Jay: Oh I know, and sometimes in addition to going bad, they get really funny while doing so.
Matt: We wouldn’t want to talk about how bad relationships can be funny would we?
Jay: Noooooooooooooo.
Matt and Jay: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Jay: Alright then…
The Relationship Show it is.
Matt: We’ll cover every aspect of every type of relationship that exists.
Jay: We can even talk about how some doctors have ended their relationship with us.
Matt: Man, it will be painful to talk about, but…we’re professionals.
Jay: And of course, we’ll be taking phone calls from our diverse and worldwide audience.
Matt: That right there is a hot relationship.
Jay: Damn right.
Matt: I think we’re ready.
Jay: I think so too, but are we ready for a committed relationship?
Matt: I guess we’ll find out this Sunday from Noon-2 PM Eastern STANDARD Time.
Jay: Indeed, can’t have a show relationship with folks if folks don’t set their clocks back!!
Matt: Until Sunday Jayman!!
Jay: Word.
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