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Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

IWS Radio was Featured on Howard Stern Show!

 Back in January Richard Christy from the Howard Stern Show ... YES THAT HOWARD STERN! THE KING OF ALL MEDIA HOWARD STERN! ... called into IWS Radio and prank called us. Of course we had no idea who it was. We figured it was just another BTR prankster. We had no idea it was a professional big-time prankster of such high esteem. Anyway, today they played the audio from that prank call and, well, Matt-Man and Jayman were on the Howard Stern Show!



HELL YEAH BITCHES! And, if you want to hear the show that that audio came from, and I know that you do, here it is! Check it out! The prank calls (we kept hanging up no him) come in the first half of the show. Very exciting, right?






Sunday, February 1, 2015

Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick: Great Americans and Persons of the Week!

IWS is proud to announce this week’s Person(s) of the Week are Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick! These two brilliant football minds will do battle in Super Bowl XLIX! What a clash of titans this is gonna be y’all! Just check these two guys out…

Pete Carroll: An abject failure the first time he was an NFL coach, Carroll returned to the league has head coach of Seattle one step ahead of an NCAA posse at the University of Southern California. Once in Seattle, Carroll’s boyish charm and boundless energy helped propel the Seahawks to instant credibility. After paying free agent Matt Flynn QB an outrageous amount, Pete up and drafted Russell Wilson and next thing you know the Seahawks are Super Bowl champions and Flynn is nothing more than the answer to a trivia question on sports talk radio. In his spare time Carroll loves to search for proof that 9/11 was an inside job and the holocaust never happened. (Okay, I MIGHT have made the holocaust thing up. Not sure.)


Bill Belichick: Bill could not possibly be more different than Pete. Well, except for the being a cheater part. That part they have in common. Belichick was also a disaster in his first stint as an NFL coach. Of course that was in Cleveland so he kind of gets a pass for that. Anyway, his big break came when he was personally tabbed by Bill Parcels to succeed Parcels as head coach of the NY Jets. The day after accepting the job, Belichick flipped the Jets the bird and agreed to take over as head coach for the Patriots who had just fired … Pete Carroll! In his spare time Bill Belichick breaks up marriages by having affairs with married women and drinks the blood of babies. (Okay I MIGHT have made up the drinking blood of babies part.)  

So there you go! Congrats to Coach Carroll and Coach Belichick! You guys are both winners in our book!


And, don’t forget to tune into “Super Bowl XLIX: DesertSmackdown … Seahawks, Patriots and Katy Perry’s Breasts!” on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET. 

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Katy Perry's Breasts Speak Out About IWS Radio

Hi everyone!!  Katy Perry and my magnificent tits here for IWS Radio…I am so glad that Jay and Matt will be back on the air tomorrow after having taken a well-deserved Sunday off last week.

When I heard they would be back on the air, my nipples got hard. It’s totally true!!

They have a jam-packed and hilarious Super Bowl themed show just bursting at the laces lined up for you all. I mean like here…if you don’t believe me, here’s what their press release says…

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are celebrating Super Bowl XLIX and helping you to make your Super Bowl festivities a touchdown.

IWS Radio has your Smart Car Keys to the Game®, along with insight and bold predictions from Sarcastic Sam, Slyder Balzcock, Bobby Kraft, Party Marty, John McCain, and the adorable young woman who answers the phones at the Vatican Embassy in Washington, D.C.

Jay and Matt are talking about the game, taking a satirical look at the cities of Boston and Seattle, and broadening your knowledge with fun facts about the State of Arizona. Super Bowl Party foods and etiquette are on the table as well, along with talk about under inflated balls and Katy Perry’s over-inflated breasts.

All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio tackles Super Bowl XLIX.

See what I mean, and let me tell ya…When I heard they were going to be talking about my breasts, I said to myself, “Self? You should have your breasts record something for their show.”  And guess what?  They did!!

It’s totally true!! My fantastic rack has recorded a special message for all of you listeners of the IWS Radio show.  So join Jay and Matt LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents Super Bowl XLIX: Desert Smackdown…Seahawks, Patriots, and Katy Perry’s Breasts.

And remember guys…No matter if the Seahawks win or the Patriots win, the MVP of the Super Bowl will be my tits!!

Katy

To listen LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click right HERE.