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Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Ranking the Best Fast Food Restaurants

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa foodies! You know, I try not to do fast food too often. It’s not healthy, overpriced and often times unsatisfying. Sometimes though it’s EXACTLY what I need. If you’re really craving something you gotta just feed that craving. So, here are the best fast food places according to Jayman …

15: Cracker Barrel: Okay, so not strictly a fast food joint, but still cheap eats and they have carry out. Plus, if you’re ever just feeling kind of down and lonely and want some comfort food, CB’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes will make you feel better. (Or chicken fried steak.)

14: Waffle House: Serious drunk food here. Steaks, burgers, hash browns, grilled cheese or just get breakfast anytime. It all sticks to your ribs. Also, hit on the waitress, you might get lucky.  

13: Papa Murphy’s Pizza: This is the best Take-and-Bake pizza I’ve had. They put plenty of ingredients on there and aren’t that expensive. They also put a decent amount of sauce on the pizza which is important.

12: Burger King: I really like their burgers. Nothing else though. Only problem is BK is expensive and it’s kind of an outrage.

11: Denny’s: Again, not really a fast food place, but my favorite breakfast by far. A Denny’s Grand Slam is a great way to start the day. Also, good late night foods if you’ve been out and are starving and have enough money to go somewhere other than Waffle House.

10: Sonic: Mostly for their shakes and slushes. Cherry is my favorite slush. They also have good popcorn chicken and great tater tots.


09: Whataburger: Seriously good burgers and fries.

08: Wienerschnitzle: Sometimes you have to just throw caution to the wind and go get a big-ass hot dog.

07: Famous Dave’s BBQ: Only BBQ I’ll get from a chain. Good burgers too.

06: Steak and Shake: Really great shakes! Steak burgers are very good too.

05: Five Guys Burgers: Just awesome. Love everything about their burgers and their fries are the very best fries of any fast food joint in the world.


04: Taco Cabana: Best burritos I’ve ever had from a fast food place or fancy Mexican or Tex-Mex restaurant. Also, really damn good margaritas. I used to go there and get two burritos and two margaritas at the drive through. I hoped they thought the other burrito and margarita were for someone else.

03: Pizza Hut: Thin crust pepperoni pizza with extra sauce is my go-to pizza. It’s consistently good and satisfying.

02: Subway: My favorite sandwich place. I usually get an Italian BMT w/ bacon. Sometimes I get a Subway Melt. Other times I get a cold cut combo. Lots of options! Whichever sandwich I choose I’ll have them toast it and then put pickles and salt and pepper on it only. When I get it home I will put mustard on it myself. They are a little heavy handed with the mustard. Also, their cookies are yummy.

01: Taco Bell: Granted, I had Taco Bell right before writing this, so I’m under the influence. But, as I said on Facebook, there is no way ….. NO WAY … that crack can be as addictive as Taco Bell. I usually play it straight and get a couple of tacos and a bean burrito. I’ve lots of other items from their menu and have almost never been disappointed. As a bonus, Taco Bell is also the very best drunk food ever created. It doesn’t matter what you’ve been drinking either. Beer, wine, liquor … it all goes great with Taco Bell!





Thursday, March 6, 2014

The List of Lists Because Everybody Loves Lists

Holaaaaaaaaa y’all! Well, it’s my turn to write again for IWS Radio, but I really have nothing at all to write about. I could do another stream of consciousness post, but too much of a good thing is still too much. Or something like that. So, instead I will do a list. The internet loves lists. Hell, someday I might do a list of things I will do lists about in the future. Wait, that’s a great idea! I think I’ll do that right now!

But first, you should totally check out the rockin’ cover Aunt Jackie’s of the ZZ-Top classic “Jesus Just Left Chicago” did for IWS Radio!





A list of lists I will blog in the future.

01. My Favorite Arkansans


02. My favorite Crackers  

03. My Favorite Americans

04. My Favorite Non-Americans

05. My Favorite NBA Players

06. My Favorite Sports Broadcasters

07. My Favorite Comedians

08. My Favorite Vacation Spots

09. My Favorite Alcoholic Beverages

10. My Favorite Babes (After Lent, of course)

11. My Favorite Songs

12. My Favorite Musicals (Stage and Screen)

13. My Favorite Empires

14. My Favorite Movies

15. My Favorite TV Shows

16. My Favorite Jokes

17. My Favorite Personal Memories

18. My Favorite Magazines

19. My Favorite Political Commentators

20. My Favorite Arkansas Razorbacks Athletes


21. My Favorite Sexual Encounters Ever

22. Things I Would Rather Be Doing Than Blogging

23. People I Would Like to Meet

24. Coolest Cars Ever Built

25. Presidents Ranked From Worst to Best

26. Fifty Reasons Why Lists Rule

27. Fifty Reasons Why Lists Suck

28. Diseases I Would Never Want to Have

29. 29 Reasons Why Odd Numbered Lists Annoy People  

30. The Best “Non-Mainstream” Sports That Should Be

31. Most Overrated Movies/Songs/TV Shows/Babes of All Time

32. 100 Crappiest Ways to Die

33. 50 People I Would Totally Stalk if I Could

34. 50 Babes You Might be Surprised to Find I Masturbated To

35. Why You Stopped Reading This Long Ago

36. Why Lists shouldn’t be Over 25 Items Long

37. 100 Greatest Threats to America and Freedom

38. 50 Life Pro Tips

39. All 157 Dog Breeds Ranked From Worst to Best




Shoot, that was easy. I should totally do lists more often.



Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Jay's Best and Worst of Christmas

Hola and Ho Ho Ho y’all! It’s Christmastime and that means now would be a good time for me to do a list of my favorite and least favorite things about Christmas.

Best Movies:
1. “Scrooge” the musical w/ Albert Finney as Scrooge.
2. “Scrooged”
3. Miracle on 34th Street (1947 version w/ Natalie Wood)
4. A Christmas Story
5. A Muppet Christmas Carol

Worst Movies:
1. The Santa Clause
2. I’ll Be Home for Christmas
3. It’s a Wonderful Life
4. Deck the Halls
5. Jack Frost

Best Music:
1. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Mariah Carey
2. “White Christmas” – Bing Crosby
3. “The Things We Did Last Summer” – Dean Martin
4. Silent Night
5. “Santa Baby” but only the version performed by Aunt Jackie for IWS



Worst Music:
1. "Jingle Bell Rock"
2. "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
3. "Blue Christmas"
4. "Wonderful Christmas Time – Paul McCartney"
5. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Best Traditions:
1. NBA Christmas Day Games
2. Lights and Decorations
3. Caroling
4. Christmas Open House Parties
5. Special Christmas Episodes of TV shows and Christmas Music Specials


Worst Traditions:
1. Christmas Family Newsletter
2. Christmas Sweaters
3. Door-to-Door Christmas Solicitors (And Phone)
4. Black Friday
5. Silly gift giving games like “pass the present” or “white elephant”

Best Goodies:
1. Fudge
2. Cookies
3. Cranberry Bread
4. Candy Canes
5. Peanut Brittle

Worst Goodies:
1. Egg Nog
2. Pumpkin Pie
3. Pecan Pie
4. Fruit Cake
5. Tofurkey

Best General Christmas Stuff: Just the happy feelings and love and camaraderie you feel this time of year. Plus all goodwill towards man, charity and feelings of community.

Worst General Christmas Stuff: The fact that all that goodwill doesn’t last and all the miserable, grumpy Grinches and Grinchettes out there who try to bring everyone down and ruin our good time and fun. Assholes.



Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Best of Worst of Chrstimas


Hola and Feliz Navidad y’all! Since it’s Christmas, and Matt-Man spoke more eloquently on why Christmas is for everyone yesterday, I thought I would just go with some good old fashioned Christmas Lists. Damn right bitches!

Best Christmas Movies*: 

1. A Christmas Story
2. Ernest Saves Christmas
3. White Christmas
4. Fred Claus
5. Miracle on 34th Street (1947 version)

Worst Christmas Movies: 

1. It’s a Wonderful Life
2. Home Alone
3. The Santa Claus
4. Deck the Halls
5. Prancer

*Because “A Christmas Carol” is the greatest Christmas movie of all time, and it’s been done so many times, I will now list the best versions of “A Christmas Carol” …

1. Scrooge (The Musical, 1970 version w/ Albert Finney)
2. The Muppet Christmas Carol
3. Scrooged
4. A Christmas Carol (1984 version w/ George C. Scott)
5. Rich Little’s “A Christmas Carol” which is no longer available.

Best Christmas Songs (Religious)

1. Carol of the Bells
2. Silent Night
3. Little Drummer Boy
4. Joy to the World
5. O Holy Night

Best Christmas Songs (Secular)

1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
2. Frosty the Snow Man
3. White Christmas
4. I’ll be Home for Christas
5. The Christmas Song

Worst Christmas Songs 

1. Jingle Bell Rock
2. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
3. Anything by Justin Bieber
4. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
5. Baby it’s Cold Outside (Date Rape Anthem)

Best Christmas TV Special

1. Charlie Brown Christmas
2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
3. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
4. Frosty the Snowman
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Worst Christmas TV Special 

1. Anything that is a sequel to one of the classic shows.
2. Anything on the Hallmark Channel
3. Anything on the Lifetime Network
4. Anything on OWN

Best Christmas Treats: 

1. Fudge
2. Cookies w/ Icing
3. Pecan Pie
4. Bourbon Balls
5. Red Velvet Cupcakes

Worst Christmas Treats:

1. Peppermint Anything
2. Coconut Anything
3. Oatmeal Anything

Okay, that pretty much covers the Best and Worst of Christmas and it’s just about time for A Christmas Story anyway. So on behalf of IWS World Media to all of you: Merry Christmas!! We love you all!

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS