IWS Babe of the Week...Legal SHEagles

Many of you may have heard that this week, President Obama became the executive object of scorn, ridicule, and feigned outrage for referring to California Attorney General Kamala Harris as the best looking AG in the land.

Well, IWS did some research, and based upon the above picture?  We have found the O-Man to be correct on that subject.  But in all fairness, and in addition to the aforementioned lovely Esquire Harris, here are few more lovelies of the litigiousness scene...

Catherine Crier...This classic beauty and legal mind has spent many a year as a judge, legal pundit, and a person with common sense...

Ann Coulter...A Constitutional Lawyer with sunken eyes and a swollen Adam's Apple that say..." I am your punishment...", and knows that as the Founding Fathers intended, the Constitution only applies to white, Christian folk.

Nancy Grace...Her sexiness is so damn deep, that sometimes, it is almost invisible...but her skills with finding one guilty without trial, are not...

And lastly...

FOX News' own Jeanine Pirro...

Holy Adjudication People!!  The chick is HAWT!!  She could cross-examine us anytime and take an in-depth look at our legal and otherwise briefs whenever the hell she felt like it.

She is hotter than any of the bubble-headed bleach blondes on FOX, and awesome to watch...Mind you, just as with other FOX folks, she is best watched with the sound down...

And there you have it...Some sexy Legal SHEagles for you today.

Don't forget!!  IWS Radio will be LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

We'll talk about President Obama's legal love affair, media whores, and much, much more so join us LIVE Today at Noon ET on our IWS Hookers and Blow show by clicking HERE!!

Matt Said, Jay Said: 24.7.365

Matt inhales, Jay exhales, You close your eyes and pray for the sweet release of death.

Matt: Don’t say anything funny while I’m inhaling.
Jay: How bout when you’re exhaling?
Matt: That’s okay.
Jay: Kinda weird.
Matt: Why?
Jay: Cause you’re pretty much only inhaling or exhaling, right?
Matt: No.
Jay: So you spend a lot of time not breathing?
Matt: NOOO .. Inhaling when I’m smoking silly!
Jay: Ohhhhhhhhh
Matt: Don’t say anything funny when I’m inhaling my cigarette.
Jay: I’ll try.
Matt: I need you to do more than try.
Jay: Dude. I can’t always control the funny.
Matt: Well, that’s a good point.
Jay: AAAAAAAAAND
Matt: Don’t say it.
Jay: You should stop inhaling.
Matt: Can I exhale?
Jay: I guess, but what’s the point.
Matt: Whatever. I’ll quit when I feel like it.
Jay: Whatever.

Matt: Mushroom burgers for dinner tonight.
Jay: Delicious!
Matt: What are you having?
Jay: Spaghetti
Matt: Oh yeah! We had skets last weekend.
Jay: What the hell is “skets?”
Matt: “Skets” … “Sketti” … “Spaghetti?”
Jay: You made that up!
Matt: Yeah.
Jay: You Ohio people … Just making shit up.
Matt: Schmoop and I call Spaghetti “Sketti” or “Skets”
Jay: I guess I can see “sketti” but not “skets”
Matt: What’s the difference?
Jay: “Skets” sounds like the plural of “Sketti”
Matt: And?
Jay: Did you have multiple spaghetti dinners?
Matt: Actually, yes.
Jay: Uhh … Well OKAY THEN!

Matt: Got a title for Saturday’s show?
Jay: Hookers and Blow?
Matt: Ha! And talk about ….
Jay: Golf and the weather I guess.
Matt: Well, we can preview The Master’s
Jay: Exactly! And, IDK, the FINAL FOUR!
Matt: Right! Obviously, this weekend needs Slyder Balzcock.
Jay: Definitely. And we can talk about Kevin Ware’s leg.
Matt: *shudder*
Jay: IKR? Have you done a Google Image Search for that?
Matt: Fuck no!
Jay: Good choice. Oh! Leno out at NBC!
Matt: Speaking of a whore!
Jay: Exactly! We might have thoughts on Kamala Harris.
Matt: And maybe just all the Media Whores in general.
Jay: Oh yeah, we can go on and on about that all day.
Matt: And maybe Kirk Douglas weather for the Master’s.
Jay: He can do it!
Matt: This is gonna rock!
Jay: Maybe we’ll call a few people?
Matt: And maybe they’ll pick up!
Jay: Wouldn’t that be cool!
Matt: Okay, we’re ready!
Jay: Damn right we are!

Be sure to tune into “Hookers and Blow” on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!!